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Faux pas
January 07 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
"Swings both ways". Hahaha! If only it was a group of hotties I made this comment too - and not a bus load of pensioners....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was at a dinner party and I told my fellow guests that a few weeks previously I had travelled to Sydney to meet some people from an online forum I contribute to. ''What kind of forum ?'' someone asked.''Sex'' I blurted out ,and you could hear a pin drop. I did get a very nice offer of a lift home though ,from a fellow guest
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
If ppl knew what my husband n I got up too!!!! Omg they would have a field day!!!! Only a handful of ppl know my other side, the naughty side... I like it this way :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
and have often been known to drop a naughty double entendre...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I work in a very male dominated industry ( which I just love, though I never ever mix work and play) one of the phrases is shortened to "DP" ,which takes all my powers of concentration to discuss seriously every time it comes up. Minxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can't say I have but those that know me at work and personally know that innuendo and the like is just me....makes things so much easier if you don't try to keep it a secret. However, I can acknowledge, that there are people, and situations that just don't allow that to be possible...just smile and nod!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
But a few people at work know I'm on this site. I don't think it's anything to be embarressed about but then I am a guy and probably expected to be a perve anyway. My boss actually blurted something out the other day that shocked me, can't remember exactly what was said before that but she said "well I want a threesome but we don't always get what we want" she went so red after that haha.
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RHP User
12 years ago
A lot of people are uncomfortable with sexual innuendo in the work place GB, indeed some of my friends don't even know what to say to me when I start talking about my adventurous. BDSM, group sex, bi girls, bi boys, strapons, etc are things from another planet and something they simply do not understand. My nickname at school was Porn Queen. I am the queen of sexual innuendo. But I have got better at keeping that at bay. Most people are okay with it if it is pretty tame. Most men do not appreciate strapon jokes. Lol I find that if you mention open relationships, polyamory or the swinging lifestyle often people just don't know what to say. A lot of people see this as depraved. Yet they are quick to say when they think someone is having an affair. My response of maybe they are in an open relationship is met with blank stares. I am worried that someone one day will ask me about my weekend and I will let slip that I went to Couples Club or something. How would you get out of that one?
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RHP User
12 years ago
My mistake was to almost answer a "friend" who called out our name from another dating site, totally unaware of the connection of course. I did well to swallow my muffled reply but it was awfully close. As with you Cheeky they would have a field day. Mr G- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Isn't that like finishing school for couples ?
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1playfulcpl
12 years ago
our first time away to play down south we had sum time to kill so thought we'd checkout a few shops then a tap on the shoulder it was my old boss askn wat the hell i was doin down their way hard to expain this lol so bit of bs got us outa trouble
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RHP User
12 years ago
......it can be difficult
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL...indeed Miss T..an interesting conversation that would be.i was asked at a very very formal dinner what line of work was I in.At the time i provided in home support to post natal women.....i replied (quite innocently...for I still was at the time)...i run a home visiting service.......the entire room stopped talking and focussed on me.................untill my husband began to choke on his asparagus vinegarette and distracted them all.....lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
N o one knows I am on here...except for my Best Friend!!LMFAO - my daughter (17) says to me all the time "Mum you should go on E-Harmony and meet someone".Guess who's been watching too much TV and seen the crappy adds!!Mum tells me go on RSVP - she reads That's Life magazines and reads all about lovey dovey couples meeting on their *poking finger in mouth* and says times have changed and Internet is the way to go!!!! I say "yeah mum you're right" (thinking RHP in my head hehehe) When ever I go on dates I tell them they are BLIND DATES - set up by friends...HA who's to know LOVE my little dirty secret.. .....
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RHP User
12 years ago
... I was the consulting manager for a large company specializing in personnel design.. This particular day , my secretary put through a call ... The caller asked all the usual questions When he reached the point of how much will it would cost , I replied i needed more information adding it wont cost him a arm and leg , then made a appointment. On the appointed day , my secretary buzzed informing me my client arrived and would I mind coming downstairs . When I asked her to bring him up, she tells me she can't, when I asked why , she quitely tells me the guy really did have no arms or legs and needed me to carry him upstairs.. So there I am all embarrased because of what I said on the phone struggling to carry him upstairs worried all the time I might drop him.. He had this wry smile on his face all the way up and seemed to enjoy the ride. Turned out he had a great personality and sense of humor.. And we both had a laugh.. But talk about putting my foot in my mouth...
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RHP User
12 years ago
My daughter gave me her old IPHOne and I cant lock it so sometimes people ask for my work and I have a collection of my artworks on there but now and again I get pictures from my lovers. I was once showing a very straight friend and up pops a picture of a hunk with abs , lucky it was not his dick and she says who is that? Lucky for me I do a lot of paintings of men, I told her it was a model from my live drawing class. I also sent a message to a friend of my husbands that said the tit pictures seem to be working a treat. the reply , your a married woman what is going on? I said its for an art project called La Feme, and I am getting my girlfriends to send pictures of their breasts for a painting. wheeeeeeew! sometimes it gets way to close, and my secret life of grab this granny may get exposed. I also went dentist appointment and he was a hottie of RHP that I had met before. Open wide took on a whole new meaning
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd never tell her that I'm not wearing knickers under my dress. She decides that we need to get a pedicure together. Here I am, sitting in one of those big vibrating massage chairs have my feet pampered. Oh dear .... I'm too scared to get up .... Helppp!!!!!!!!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Philosopher poets private pics ..... I'm in deep trouble now! I wonder if I can strategically aim for that foot bath thingy ... No one would notice ..- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Check that out - hilarious autocorrect Faux Pas... I do remember one time at band camp... mid 40s lady at work named Kiki... not sure what that's short for... Anyhoo... in middle of meeting, I say "Im sure Kinky over there can handle that"... lol much hilarity and mirth ensued... Lady in question merely raised one manicured eyebrow in that way people in the know do ;) Just over the weekend on my usual run along Manly - I stumbled into a lady with two little dogs who were straining at their leash... I let fly with a " those puppies look like they are too much for one set of hands" ... again said busty lady just grinned, nodded and walked off, with a casual look back over her shoulder ;) I love love love a good double entendre... A
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RHP User
12 years ago
LOL...thank god the BDMs werent called Kiki.........id have to remain mute to avoid embarrassing myself LOLypung guy late 20s at work stated that his mate had met a girl off one of those online sites....tghe impropriety of it tut tut tutMy manager mid 50s chimed in with a comment that he had heard some people just use those sites for sex...couldnt help myself...."i dont know anyone who isnt using them for sex...much cheaper than having to buy drinks in a bar...." ......sheeet too much information !! just walk away......they both just stared at me ...........for a really long time lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
to an aquaintance the other day and she mentioned a man we both know,she described him as a ''womaniser'' quick as a flash I said''I guess in that case I must be a maniser''...she gave me an odd look and I quickly changed the conversation.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I was having a chat with a very vanilla friend about the 50 shades books and I ventured another friends opinion on the subject. I haven't read the books but I trust my other friends opinions. This led to a conversation about how I came to know someone who's "into" the bdsm scene. That made for an interesting conversation, turns out she's not as vanilla as I thought, she confided that she's never had anyone to help her unleash her "other" side. We'll see how it goes I guess :-p
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RHP User
12 years ago
I dont have a problem .. I work mining and construction sites all over Australia.. most;y meaning we are all oon FIFO doing long stints away from home I tell people at work I am on here... The issue is... I also tell them "Their wives and girlfriends PROBABLY are on here too.." I have been known to say as I walk out the door.... "Well boys.. back to Perth for a week of sex with married women.. So, if any of you cant get hold of your wives... call me and I will give them the phone.." I LOVE the looks in some of the eyes... I do detect that some of them either KNOW their wives play.. or suspect they are playing up on them.. And who am I to judge? *grins*
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RHP User
12 years ago
a few years ago... I was sent a sexual/drugs use questionaire on email... I filled it in and counted the score... From a NORMAL perspective .. it was... ummm.. VERY close to being the highest score.. which.. is not really a morally good score.. I sent it on to a few selected persons... and one lady I worked with..who I DID NOT mean to send it to.... I had included my score. WELL.. the unintended recipient got back to me next morning... She said she LOVED it.. and had scored EXACTLY the same as me... Blew me away a bit.. but.. certainly changed the relationship we have a little :) Nicely so..
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RHP User
12 years ago
Reminds me of the time I sent my workmate an email and at the end of the email I said 'PS: you're a gay gay man and like it up the butt' selected what I thought was his email address and just as I clicked send I realised I had sent it to a different Andrew, who so it happens is actually gay and was also one of the state managers for the company I work for!!! He rang my manager and together they played the nastiest practical joke on me, I got called into the managers office and got told that Andrew was deeply offended and he was putting a sexual harrasment complaint in against me. What I didn't know was he had Andrew on speaker phone listening to me bumbling out apologies... lesson learnt **not his real name
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