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Fondle My Junk
June 25 2015
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JessicaRabbit
9 years ago
Excuse me Slickz, I resemble that description! I do have only 2 nipples, however, so I guess that makes me an inferior version. Lack of nipples aside, if this was me, I'd just head on over and say 'so, wanna fondle my junk?' Seems as likely to succeed as any other course of action in this instance. Jess xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
In insight into your mind about now. But on topic... With that much erectile tissue, it's likely to be distributed elsewhere. "I'll have a triple tequilla shot for this gorgeous woman. My dear, can I suggest you throat that quickly, as I'm about to explain what triphallia is. Have you ever dreamed of a triple penetration? I have two for your pussy and one for your ass. Would you like to come back to my place and fondle my junk, before I blow your pretty lil mind"
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RHP User
9 years ago
Um zoophilia ?
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RHP User
9 years ago
You notice she has Kaleidoscope eyes. You run out the door, straight to Martin Place, and lay next to the monument until the shrooms wear off. Then you drag your sorry bum home to Newtown, where the mirror shows to your great relief you only have three nipples as usual.
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RHP User
9 years ago
triphallia - condition where someone has 3 penises. I made a wild assumption that since he had 12 nipples, there was an over abundance of erectile tissue. I mean what else is a girl to do with 12 nipples. zoophilia - err, that is something very very different. Sigh. Less fun when I spell it out.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Are in alignment,twelve unbelievably large Slippery Nipples...you down them quickly.the room is spinning but now you have the courage...the kaleidoscope eyes are staring into yours..You open your mouth to speak.."Jondle my funk !!!!"..you shout and sway,but the room is with you.."Jondle his funk.." They shout back,and then all hands are on you.fondling your junk.😘xx Freya
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RHP User
9 years ago
you lock eyes...smile...down the shot you just ordered and slowly walk toward her.... As you approach you lock eyes again and keep that contact.... As you approach her she begins to smile and you smile...then you walk straight past her and head on down to the local whorehouse and just try to imagine it's her you're fucking.... 😊 Or at least that's what I'd do 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
You sound like a Cocker Spaniel after giving birth with those 12 saggy nipples. I would show her your big brown doggie eyes and lick her feet hoping for a pat on the head and the lay on your back wagging your tail legs up in the air waiting for a tickle on the belly. (oh, not how you pictured it going? LOL) LG
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'll have what he's had? ? - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
9 years ago
Im still trying to figure out why the number of nipples was at all relevant Stick to watching porn, I think lol
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RHP User
9 years ago
how large is large? do 12 unimaginably large nipples just look like an all over tan to the untrained eye?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Google is your friend ...I met a girl with twelve nipples,sounds really strange dozen tit 😝xxFreya
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Im still trying to figure out why the number of nipples was at all relevant Stick to watching porn, I think lol Your never going to get homecoming queen with that attitude.
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RHP User
9 years ago
My left nipple is bigger than my other 2. Is that normal? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' You notice she has Kaleidoscope eyes. Run from Kaleidoscope eyes. Meander I would NEVER do such a thing. Fyi, Statistically speaking there would be 2 people among us in this thread with at least 1 extra nipple. My guess is it's jessicarabbit. She was first to deny it.
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RHP User
9 years ago
refer my 4 commandments for women's profiles lol 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile
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JessicaRabbit
9 years ago
Quoting 'slickz' Quoting 'Meander' You notice she has Kaleidoscope eyes. Run from Kaleidoscope eyes. Meander I would NEVER do such a thing. Fyi, Statistically speaking there would be 2 people among us in this thread with at least 1 extra nipple. My guess is it's jessicarabbit. She was first to deny it. I have freckles, so I guess there's a chance I've mistaken an extra nipple for a freckle...Hard to see with my boobs in the way though. Would you mind checking it out for me? Jess xx
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RHP User
9 years ago
All I could think of when reading that was the lass from 'Shame of the Jungle' with the fourteen tits
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RHP User
9 years ago
You distract me. Stop it.
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RHP User
9 years ago
I would casually walk over and say "ever seen that movie 12 Monkeys? Well...my chest is kinda like that. But with nipples. So I guess it's not really like 12 Monkeys at all." And then I would slink away into the night, leaving her with nothing but confusion and slight arousal. I might time travel to prevent a virus from destroying the world as well.
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