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Fondle My Junk

June 25 2015

For argument sake let's assume you are trapped in the middle of a barren forsaken hell-hole of a place. Let's call this place - Ivy on George. You are a geek, skinny, pale, freckly, red hair and get this... you are the proud owner of twelve unimaginably large nipples. Ew. Gross, right? You are surrounded by beautiful people and it is only a matter of time someone catches your eye. One shot, one opportunity, you mustn't lose your chance or blow. Mums spaghetti. A plethora of inspiring rap lyrics fills your mind. In particular eminem and lil wayne. She returns eye contact - and you know it's time to make your move. What are your next steps, and how would you complete the objective? Objective: Fondle my junk.

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  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    9 years ago

    Excuse me Slickz, I resemble that description! I do have only 2 nipples, however, so I guess that makes me an inferior version. Lack of nipples aside, if this was me, I'd just head on over and say 'so, wanna fondle my junk?' Seems as likely to succeed as any other course of action in this instance. Jess xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    In insight into your mind about now. But on topic... With that much erectile tissue, it's likely to be distributed elsewhere. "I'll have a triple tequilla shot for this gorgeous woman. My dear, can I suggest you throat that quickly, as I'm about to explain what triphallia is. Have you ever dreamed of a triple penetration? I have two for your pussy and one for your ass. Would you like to come back to my place and fondle my junk, before I blow your pretty lil mind"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Um zoophilia ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You notice she has Kaleidoscope eyes. You run out the door, straight to Martin Place, and lay next to the monument until the shrooms wear off. Then you drag your sorry bum home to Newtown, where the mirror shows to your great relief you only have three nipples as usual.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    triphallia - condition where someone has 3 penises. I made a wild assumption that since he had 12 nipples, there was an over abundance of erectile tissue. I mean what else is a girl to do with 12 nipples. zoophilia - err, that is something very very different. Sigh. Less fun when I spell it out.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Are in alignment,twelve unbelievably large Slippery Nipples...you down them quickly.the room is spinning but now you have the courage...the kaleidoscope eyes are staring into yours..You open your mouth to speak.."Jondle my funk !!!!"..you shout and sway,but the room is with you.."Jondle his funk.." They shout back,and then all hands are on you.fondling your junk.😘xx Freya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    you lock eyes...smile...down the shot you just ordered and slowly walk toward her.... As you approach you lock eyes again and keep that contact.... As you approach her she begins to smile and you smile...then you walk straight past her and head on down to the local whorehouse and just try to imagine it's her you're fucking.... 😊 Or at least that's what I'd do 😊 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You sound like a Cocker Spaniel after giving birth with those 12 saggy nipples. I would show her your big brown doggie eyes and lick her feet hoping for a pat on the head and the lay on your back wagging your tail legs up in the air waiting for a tickle on the belly. (oh, not how you pictured it going? LOL) LG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'll have what he's had? ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    Im still trying to figure out why the number of nipples was at all relevant Stick to watching porn, I think lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    how large is large? do 12 unimaginably large nipples just look like an all over tan to the untrained eye?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Google is your friend ...I met a girl with twelve nipples,sounds really strange dozen tit 😝xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Im still trying to figure out why the number of nipples was at all relevant Stick to watching porn, I think lol Your never going to get homecoming queen with that attitude.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    My left nipple is bigger than my other 2. Is that normal? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' You notice she has Kaleidoscope eyes. Run from Kaleidoscope eyes. Meander I would NEVER do such a thing. Fyi, Statistically speaking there would be 2 people among us in this thread with at least 1 extra nipple. My guess is it's jessicarabbit. She was first to deny it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    refer my 4 commandments for women's profiles lol 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • JessicaRabbit

    JessicaRabbit

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'slickz' Quoting 'Meander' You notice she has Kaleidoscope eyes. Run from Kaleidoscope eyes. Meander I would NEVER do such a thing. Fyi, Statistically speaking there would be 2 people among us in this thread with at least 1 extra nipple. My guess is it's jessicarabbit. She was first to deny it. I have freckles, so I guess there's a chance I've mistaken an extra nipple for a freckle...Hard to see with my boobs in the way though. Would you mind checking it out for me? Jess xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    All I could think of when reading that was the lass from 'Shame of the Jungle' with the fourteen tits

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You distract me. Stop it.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I would casually walk over and say "ever seen that movie 12 Monkeys? Well...my chest is kinda like that. But with nipples. So I guess it's not really like 12 Monkeys at all." And then I would slink away into the night, leaving her with nothing but confusion and slight arousal. I might time travel to prevent a virus from destroying the world as well.