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Forum - are we too old & grumpy?
July 25 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
Shuduppa Meeka !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Meh Got nothing Good to go, now where are those young guys with their throbbing hard cocks :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
very old at 98 ,I am looking forward to that message from Liz.....but as for young men with big cocks....dahling who could be grumpy with that
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'meeka100'PS: this public announcement is not meant to offend anybody. And then you fucked it up right at the end.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yeah right!
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
I don't think being literate, having respect and generally having a little style and taste come with age......do they? I know they evolve and develop if they are there to begin with......but Jesus I do struggle to toleratefuckwitery whether it be from a 20 year old or a 60 year old! The attitude that women are nothing more than a piece of meat with holes to be used when men snap their fingers is deplorable full stop. Egotistical wankers at 20 may just be more mellow egotistical wankers at 60(sigh) reading this back I sound like a bitch.....a bitch with a point, but a bit nonetheless...groooooanYeah, Ok, I'll try harder to be nice
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' Quoting 'meeka100'PS: this public announcement is not meant to offend anybody. And then you fucked it up right at the end. I'm sure they know who she's talking about!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Mirror mirror on the wall! I cant recall? The worst thing is my eyes still see things like they did when I was 20 something (maybe a bit fuzzy close up now) Sigh, those were the days my friends, still having an awesome time now and plenty to come. Don't worry Meeka, it's just a form of bastardisation which thankfully the Army is stamping out now and yes Ms Poppins, a fuckwit is a fuckwit is a fuckwit, age is no barrier for a fuckwit and there are plenty of them.
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69kinetic
11 years ago
Lol always young and throbbing here lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
I can definitely see my tolerance level has dropped. Cranky Bitch for sure!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
If someone is speaking like a douche, well than of course you should let them know. Absolutely. But maybe explaining why they sound like a dick would be helpful. Can we blame young blokes who may have watched FAR too much porn... That there words are disrespectful, or is it a case of a little humour on their part that we miss? I know I can be very crude at times myself but my intention is usually to be funny. Who knows, all those old fuckwits may not have turned out that way If a few women had stopped them on the way with a slap across the face and a wake up to yourself comment. Lol. Well, some of them may have turned out differently anyway.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins'Yeah, Ok, I'll try harder to be nice What's with the fucking disclaimers and back-flips? You be the best bitch you can be, Poppy!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Of course there are a few stand outs who immediately come to mind, however this is not solely directed at them at all. Sometimes I feel like us oldies are trying to spoil their fun with all doom and gloom, and comments about how silly they are. Lighten up FFS. That's all. Let's have a bit of fun with it!
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Mr_MrsAraps
11 years ago
Meeks,I reckon respect still needs to be earned at any age. Just cause you are older with more life experience doesn't mean you automatically know everything. Likewise there is still the element in some young people of who think they are the greatest at everything etc etc. Sure I sympathise with what people are going through at that age but I will still judge people the same way no matter what age. Someone acting like a dick is still a dick no matter how much you sugar coat it.At the end of the day it is people words and actions that 'earn' respect from people.BTW Miss Poppins you win my word of the day award with "Fuckwitery"
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RHP User
11 years ago
They only keep count in their 20's?? Lmfao I thought it was called "character building"?? I say fuck em :)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
This is the way shit's going down.....I am going to do my bit for Society and offer the following free service to all people guilty of fuckwitery (glad you like it Araps)Thanks for the suggestion Meeks and feel free to direct said fuckwits to me for their slap across the face and a wake up to yourself comment Poppy style!Bring it the fuck on How was that Miss_M ahhh ffs Mesmerised (I do believe I need some sexual healing for this bad arse attitude)Quoting 'Meeka100' If someone is speaking like a douche, well than of course you should let them know. Absolutely. But maybe explaining why they sound like a dick would be helpful. Can we blame young blokes who may have watched FAR too much porn... That there words are disrespectful, or is it a case of a little humour on their part that we miss? I know I can be very crude at times myself but my intention is usually to be funny. Who knows, all those old fuckwits may not have turned out that way If a few women had stopped them on the way with a slap across the face and a wake up to yourself comment. Lol. Well, some of them may have turned out differently anyway.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Of course there are a few stand outs who immediately come to mind, however this is not solely directed at them at all. That is not what I meant at all. I think Peachy misunderstood my comment. All I meant was: Don't apologise for, nor minimise what you think! So, fuck you. Fuck you hard. With my PPE. And MissPoppins: You make me proud.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ooh Mesmerised is feeling all feisty today. How exciting! ⊂(◉‿◉)つ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now get the hell of my porch!
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm grey, even!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins' I don't think being literate, having respect and generally having a little style and taste come with age......do they? I know they evolve and develop if they are there to begin with......but Jesus I do struggle to toleratefuckwitery whether it be from a 20 year old or a 60 year old! Exactly.I'm sure I had a lot to learn about women way back then, but I've been able to string a sentence together since I was 5, and have treated women with respect since I first met my mother. It's not just that though, we really see some incredibly dumb questions at times.And it's not just the young men. A 19yr old complaining he's the only one that hasn't had group sex yet, and a 50yr old complaining all his young conquests are getting in the way of true love received the same treatment. We're equal opportunity grumpy old shits.If you are too lazy or too stupid to do some reading or lurking until you get the lay of the land then it's game on.Say no to stupid questions, and say no to fuckwitery!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mesmerised' I'm grey, even! You've been going grey in spots for weeks. Next thing you know you will be disappearing. Welcome to my world
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'chickcara' I've been able to string a sentence together since I was 5, and have treated women with respect since I first met my mother. Im sure your mother thought you were a very respectful baby, every night you woke her at 3 am, saying: "Excuse me? Excuse me, mother, might one have a teet, please? Oh, you were sleeping? Please don't mind me and carry on. Love you."
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RHP User
11 years ago
Its a competitive enviromnent to say the least. Lots of younger guys on here and the older guys are just letting them know (and the women that they are chasing) that youth is no guarentee of innovation, and that Yep, we've been there and done that Junior!. Perhaps its the ease of modern technology the younger guys now enjoy to make contact with women. I do believe that we older guys did it much tougher in the good old days. Back in our day, when men were REAL men, you had to have the courage to approach a woman face to face, not from the anonymous on-line comfort-zone of a computer or mobile phone!. We also didn't have the Internet, or Viagra or bloody "Spell Check" to ensure our success WTF?!!!! NOOOO...WE had to dress up and taxi or stagger between pups and night-clubs all night to find where the women were, not simply click on a bloody search engine whilst sitting at home in one's bloody underpants.. God damm it!!!! Instead of lying to a woman on-line about the size of your dick and your amazing sexual prowess in bed, WE had to lie about it face to face!! (AND whilst shouting it over really loud music at the time) !!!!!@!! Instead of simply glancing at a woman's "friends page"and thinking "that's nice", WE had to run the "Trial By Peers" and actually talk to them, in a live group environment, whilst actually making some sort of sence!!, AND we had to buy them drinks as well!! @#**@^?!! Oh Nooooooo...WE had to earn our stipes the hard way, and now, upon reaching the apex of our maturaty and sexual experience, the bloody Internet come along and fucks everything up. BAH!! HUMBUG!! How dare these young whipper-snappers circumvent the time-honoured tradition of getting slapped in the face in a crowded bar, or the compulsory 4am" taxi-rank shuffle" with 30 other blokes all going home alone!!!!? Instead of a nicly worded and intelligent profile page to attact a woman's attention, WE had to resort to doing the fucking "Bus-Stop" on the dance floor!!!! (albeit badly)!!!!!! WE couldn't just do a nude selfie or get our gear off in a packed bar to show off our wash-board torso's or our humugous 9' dicks to the lovely ladies... NO!!... WE had to do that outside.. on the bloody footpath!! Back then it was all about conversation... yes people.. CONGVERSASHON!! good oldsh drunken, slurred uncomprehsablable convershas... mumble.. hickup! AND RISK!!.. you young blokes have got it easy!! You winge and cry when no-one returns your message or sends a polite "No Thanks"..For christ's sake!!, when has a bloody computer message or mobile phone text ever kicked you in the nuts or thrown a drink over you??? You havn't lived yet, you young pups!!! Bloody Hell!!...! Don't you young fellows come saundering on here with your polite turns of speach, your young, fit and virile bods, your sexual vigior and boundless stamina, not to mention your uncomplicated" free as a bird" attitudes to life and sex in general!!! That's not what women want!!! They dont want YOU!! They want grumpy, wrinkly, crusty old farts!!! Sheeesh!! Now, where are my slippers and that nice cup of warm milk before I have a little sleepy as it's 7:30pm and way past my bed time.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I look back now and can see how that all looks together without the words in between to provide context. Not the way I meant it at all Meeka. I know you weren't trying to offend anyone deliberately but to make a point and lets face it, your OP is not at all offensive and no one has taken it that way. I hope you'll forgive me my sarcastic humour on this thread, I really don't think things through most of the time. I agree with you, you make good points and put them across very well. We are of like mind on this topic I think. We all have to start somewhere.You had me wondering Mesmerised how you went about replying to quote with Meeka's OP, so I used yours but once the words in between the two quotes were taken away, they were out of context. Cool post, I wish I had the gumption of yourself and others in the forum sometimes.
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Mr_MrsAraps
11 years ago
Mr C, Sounds like a campaign is brewing Lol. RHP unites against Fuckwitery !- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You have my vote and would never receive a slap across the face as part of my free community service Quoting 'chickcara' Quoting 'MissPoppins' I don't think being literate, having respect and generally having a little style and taste come with age......do they? I know they evolve and develop if they are there to begin with......but Jesus I do struggle to toleratefuckwitery whether it be from a 20 year old or a 60 year old! Exactly.I'm sure I had a lot to learn about women way back then, but I've been able to string a sentence together since I was 5, and have treated women with respect since I first met my mother. It's not just that though, we really see some incredibly dumb questions at times.And it's not just the young men. A 19yr old complaining he's the only one that hasn't had group sex yet, and a 50yr old complaining all his young conquests are getting in the way of true love received the same treatment. We're equal opportunity grumpy old shits.If you are too lazy or too stupid to do some reading or lurking until you get the lay of the land then it's game on.Say no to stupid questions, and say no to fuckwitery!
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RHP User
11 years ago
What's going on with the formatting....where's my Green?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm generally happy unless I'm pissed off
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RHP User
11 years ago
Obi1;It's 10 minutes since I read your post and I'm still laughing, the Bus-Stop !Fuck that !Dancing wasted drinking time, bloody poofter !
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
,...... ponder the reaction if I had said, what the lovely Miss Poppins said.DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
are just trollsurgh...why are there so fcuking many of the little fuksLet them come out from behind their computers so I can give em a little slap ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' ,...... ponder the reaction if I had said, what the lovely Miss Poppins said.DG It's not all about you !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad',...... ponder the reaction if I had said, what the lovely Miss Poppins said. You look nothing like Miss (got it right this time) Poppins, so there it is young fella, an answer in itself ...... It's all in the packaging which is where you and I have to rely on our charm, wit and intelligence to compete. We can no longer brutally assault those brave young men with enormous penises, we have to rely on ............................................................. being who we are!! God help us!!!!!! DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Oh yeah, those days in the car out the front, then creeping in keeping my back to the wall to hide the back of my black pencil skirt. Mmmm... good memories...
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wingman2014
11 years ago
It's very difficult to give advice to young whipper snappers when they already know EVERYTHING there is to know. Who was it that said "youth is wasted on the young".- Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
11 years ago
If anyone does want some advice from an old fart , then I suggest you watch Agony Aunts and Agony Uncles on BIO channel Wednesday nights. Very informative and very very funny.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Your Green is right here ;) GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
You think I'm lovelyyou think I'm sexyYou wanna kiss me(skips off knowingly and giggles on the way out)Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' ,...... ponder the reaction if I had said, what the lovely Miss Poppins said.DG
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RHP User
11 years ago
I will give you that one! Lol. :D
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am not talking about respect as such, and I am not by saying you can't pick up on bad behaviour. But if it was one of your kids in this forum, how would you like them to be treated? I know a lot of you will say they deserve everything they get but is this tough love approach really the best way? Are we not meant to be the mentors and helping out younger people? Some of you will say I am too soft... But I still think that we often approach these comments with a lack of humour... We sound like old farts. I personally hope I never get so jaded that I can't appreciate someone's newness to life. DG, I guess we will never know! I do find the way you put other men down a .... Well it's not very nice. Although I think it is amusing that you feel you are above all that? Pfftt you are still just a bloke. Same same but different.
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RHP User
11 years ago
That's right mrsP. We were all dumb once. No body has commented on that though. Come on DG, what were you like in your early 20's? Hmm? Ever finger a girl then smell your finger? (gross!) or do you want us to believe you were born a 40 year old man? Ladies, what were you like in your early 20's?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hilarious......and it sure does bring back memories! Perhaps i should join you in the warm milk and the 7.30pm bedtime?
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chevtrek
11 years ago
No comment.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Of course... back in MY days.. it was even harder... because there were even MORE strict public protocols to adhere to.. Meeks.. sometimes.. I sit back and ponder some of the early years... It scares me how much comes back to HAUNT you.. and you grin to yourself at some of the stupid things you tried on the girls.. The memories of some of the most awkward and embarassing times in "Dating" or "Cracking on" Then of course... meeks.. I do remember you saying once... "Sneeking in at three in the morning with cum dribbling down your legs" OH Now.. I do like to sit back and watch you girls bandy your ideas around.. BUT, I still my vodka grappa straight and large into my rocking chair... I REFUSE to take the warmed milk shit.. Does THAT make me "Old and Grumpy" ?? Good Post Meeks... AND .. Mesmerised... stand still on the damned name changes eh!!!! I keep thinking there is a NEW girl to perve on..
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RHP User
11 years ago
Meeka, You are correct I think. Looking back, I suggest we were indeed all like that (and we wouldn't have changed it for the world!) (lol) And yep, 50sKool, the "Bus Stop" was indeed a waste of drinking time, though you could allways take your drink out on the floor with you (in a real glass mind you) thus killing 2 birds with one stone! Was allways funny to see how much carnage a few big 'unco' blokes could create on a relatively chorographed dance floor! Actually, I personally preferred not to make a total fool out of myself with the "Bus Stop", rather saving that option for the B-52's "Rock Lobster"! Ah... the giant clam! Wingman,as your name suggests, I can just see you making the suble and well timed 'raising of eyebrow" at a table of women looking around for help after getting shit-bored by said young pissed (and cluless) whipper snappers all trying to impress! Cavey! Good to see you pop in again! And Karynb... you are simply far too naughty. (I would suggest 7:30 bed and THEN some 'warm milk'!)
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ruby_blossum
11 years ago
Maybe we all display a little of each of the characteristics of the 7 dwarfs,some more than others.There have been a lot new young ones posting and I love it.Sometimes the innocence and naievity of their questions is refreshing.It becomes quite predictable which long time forum posters will attempt to ridicule them.Sometime their responses make me a tad Grumpy, other times I just laugh at their attempts to bignote themself.Hi ho , Hi ho, its off to work I go......
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RHP User
11 years ago
I havn't heard the term "cracking on" used in ages! Fucking awsome flashback!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
They still do the bus stop!!! I was at a club that plays retro music a few weeks ago and yes, everyone danced to the bus stop. And although the youngens have dubbed this club the Cougar Club, I still had to break a gorgeous young things heart by telling him I was old enough to be his mother!! LMAO. Don't think the girls he was with were too impressed. :p You should have seen how excited I was when Xandu came on! Always leave that place with no voice ... Due to my very loud singing... And my ears ringing due to the very loud music.
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jensta
11 years ago
When you were young ... Allow the Child Within Appreciate what you have learn't along the way Embrace what is in your life Just remember Life is a lesson we never stop learning
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RHP User
11 years ago
FFS if there's one thing worse than young whipper snappers asking dumb questions, it's old farts banging on about how different/good/hard it used to be.Back in my day we had to carve our whining into stone, that made you think twice before you complained. Txt speak would have been fckn handy then I tell you!I'm changing sides, new campaign slogan:sA n 2 old ppl hu knO evrtng!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100'Ladies, what were you like in your early 20's? I was in a commited defacto relationship, where I was faithful and he was not. I associated swinging with Key Parties from the seventies and could not imagine why people would have a threesome. I was studying to become a nurse, drank some beer, did some pot and smoked at least 30 cigarettes a day. I was popular but didn't believe it because I had been bullied. I modeled a bit for friends, but really had no idea how good I looked. There was a lot of trouble in my family and I really had no self esteem to speak of. Fast forward two decades: I'm popular and I know why. I feel beautiful, even though my body has gotten bigger and older. I'm healthier, sexier and happier. My family is ok. Old? Getting there. Grumpy? Nah. Life is pretty awesome.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Makes me smile when I read some of the responses haha.Great post
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madotara69
11 years ago
Well I find that everything I post, no one has a clue what is meant by it. It helps because no one knows quite how to feel about wot I have wrote, I get away with plenty.Mado
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RHP User
11 years ago
Especially urs chevtrek! lol :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
... Talking to me ? GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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jensta
11 years ago
I got Married at 20yrs ... had my first of 3 babies at 21yrsBrought a House ... Spent time on the Weekends with my Friends that are still in my life today We did party ... we would take turns at hosting parties We had drink smoked Pumped up the music & had a lot of Fun We also made a point of having regular nights out Night Club & Bands Life was full Life was Good As you go through life some things change we learn we grow I would not change a thing in my life every part of my journey has made me the Woman I am today Confident Happy Sexy Me xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
We're not old, are sometimes grumpy, and do fart!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Haha thanks meeka! I have a feeling I had something to do with this ;)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Gold Chickcara, .... solid gold!
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RHP User
11 years ago
.. Still waiting for the twenty or thirty something females to pass comment on this post ? ( at the time of writing its only the forty plus's age group posting their gripes. ) Personally' I couldn't care less what other guys or girls might or might not have, young or old. Everyone has something to offer no matter what age, including you cranky old buggers ready to pass judgement on anyone and everyone who's opinion might vary from your own. Worrying about approaching years is a waste of positive energy and the air we breathe. So live and let live. Personally, I've only ever had problems from the 40 + s , that must tell you something .?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Felt what you had to say, especially the last 2 paragraphs. . Things do change and we do grow. Well said.. Jay MsD.. leave it behind..
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RHP User
11 years ago
Maybe Meeka has forgotten what a big C*ck is like and is only dealing with C*ck Heads!! Older and GRUMPIER!!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me'MsD.. leave it behind.. I have. And welcome back, young Slickz
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Ladies, what were you like in your early 20's? I married at 20 as I was pregnant, bought first house, had Miss L at 21, became bulimic vomiting up to 5 times per day and working out twice per day at the suggestion of my husband. Having night terrors every night of my child abuse, had horrific post natal depression...So royally fucked up physically and mentally. Had Master J at 23, still had all the issues and husband became more and more abusive... sex was horrific, I was a slab of meat with many violent rapes, needing repair....it was a pattern of bulimia, obsessive exercise, abuse and trying to be a good Mum....then night terrors every single night.....which continued for 12 years.....until I hit rock bottom and was faced with live or die.So yeah, young and dumb, but no certainly no fun.Now, however...I am enjoying, exploring and tasting life, savoring every sip.
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RHP User
11 years ago
WTF is "but no certainly no fun"?Take 2:but certainly no fun.
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RHP User
11 years ago
*grins* "crack onto her" was a good one.. THEN!! OLD AND GRUMPY?? I reckon it isn't that.. I reckon it is that, as we get older we have better things to do then have pity-parties with people, or to suffer the BS others try on us. No longer do we feel we even have TIME to try to help people work shit out, when we know they DON"T really want it sorted out.. they just want the attention... SO.... HARDEN the F&ck up, or suck it up princess!! At work, I give my blokes very little slack, and often get called a grumpy prick.. and worse... BUT, most of them will never realise what we went through to get to where we are, and the hardness of work practises we had to endure... for bugger all pay.. we watched our mates get very hurt.. or worse, and realise how fragile life is in our environment.. so, when the new fellas get smart, or lippy, or slack off, "F&ck 'em..." pay out on them.. Even in a normal life outside work.. you get to understand when someone is "Yanking you chain" and cut their shit off quicksmart... Call me grumpy.. but, get used to it.. I will probably get more so ..
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madotara69
11 years ago
If when we get older, we still don't know how the f&ck it all works. Then the young fellers needs to appreciate that they know lesser about f&ck all. Sending them off to obtain a wheelbarrow license at the local hardware store is a common beginning. Otherwise it could all just be fun, until someone gets hurt.Now where is that packet of bubbles for the spirit level? Someone has to take a trip to the store, who will it be?Sorry for your mates that got hurt Cavey.Mado
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RHP User
11 years ago
That was heart wrenching. Felt the pain in your words. No one deserves the physical of metal abuse like that. Must of been painfull to write. Good to see you got away from that pitifull excuse of a man . Good to see you rise above adversity like you have. Holding grudges is a waste of positive energy. Putting that energy into your new found life is far more important... Dont look back...
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goldcoastcple69
11 years ago
way too many prudish old fucks everywhere these days lol funny to find so many in a sex forum though. I had an older couple roll there eyes at me and make a snide comment because I mentioned going to sexpo lol so tired of prudes and Christians deciding whats moral for us and whats not. fuck em lol
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RHP User
11 years ago
I am back....I see you there
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MissPoppins' Quoting 'Meeka100' Ladies, what were you like in your early 20's? I married at 20 as I was pregnant, bought first house, had Miss L at 21, became bulimic vomiting up to 5 times per day and working out twice per day at the suggestion of my husband. Having night terrors every night of my child abuse, had horrific post natal depression...So royally fucked up physically and mentally. Had Master J at 23, still had all the issues and husband became more and more abusive... sex was horrific, I was a slab of meat with many violent rapes, needing repair....it was a pattern of bulimia, obsessive exercise, abuse and trying to be a good Mum....then night terrors every single night.....which continued for 12 years.....until I hit rock bottom and was faced with live or die.So yeah, young and dumb, but no certainly no fun.Now, however...I am enjoying, exploring and tasting life, savoring every sip. in that giant pond ... you know how lovely it feels now that you know your worth. You are one of life's true diamonds. No matter how we are cut we are worth a motza!!! xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
...but but Meeka.. there are a plethora of older guys ready to say " Tell em it aint so son!!" ( mixed in with the naysayers of course)I'm defininatly not grumpy! ( Tho have managed to rumple some old goose's feathers)....Only time I have issues with a topic/opinion/person is when something does not ring true or is a gross generilisation.I will usually say something as every "old fart " learns it's their perogative to say what's on their mind....(whispers...it's rather liberating you whipper snappers not in the know to say what's your mind!!!!)...OHHHHHHHHHHHHH tha's what this topic is about....(?!!!)In a nutshell , I think I class myself as "middle of the road" "sits on the fence"...buggered if I'm going to say what I actually think in here..you guys are animals!!!!I'll save my opinions for the chatroom!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'chevtrek' No comment. thank fuck for that.
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RHP User
11 years ago
if only ...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Nice reply Obi. Luv it.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Okay,,,,, I am official old and grumpy. Have made some narky comments. LOL.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was a good Catholic girl an almost virgin really. I always had a bit of a kinky streak though, I fantasized about threesomes but never participated, well not until my 40's. I did go to Hellfire for the first time in my early 20's, but then they had professional floggers who would tie you up and whip you. I walked in and knew within seconds I had to be tied up to the frame. Which I was. High heels and stockings and suspenders and a little skirt and topeless. The guy whipped me, and put candle wax on me while a crowd of a hundred people watched. Loved it! My male friend was totally shocked. LOL.I never had a boyfriend but I did have fuck buddies & FWBsI also did lots and lots of travelling. Lived in the UK for a year and travelled all over Europe and parts of the Middle East, and America, & Jamaica. Strangely when I came back from being overseas for a few years, I felt disconnected from all my friends and found it very difficult to settle back down, and I had put on lots of weight as well that last year in London....... so for some reason I kinda stopped my whole sex life for years and years. I look back now and think why did I do that? Strange. I was young, sort of dumb and full of cum. (That comment is for Cavey if he reads this. lol )
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Bx2795' Haha thanks meeka! I have a feeling I had something to do with this ;)- Posted from rhpmobile Maybe. Although shame your thread was closed due to the oldies acting so immature. LMAO!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Thank you to everyone for sharing your stories, and I know some of them are very painful to remember. You know, maybe if an older person had taken us by the hand and said, you know it doesn't have to be this way, maybe our lives would have turned out differently. Maybe better? Anyway............ I am grumpy tonight!
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RHP User
11 years ago
lifes good and getting better so theres not much to be grumpy about. Some regard taking a stand with trouble makers as grumpy , its not. Self preservation and grumpy are 2 different things. Thankfully 99% of members on here are decent people out there looking to have some fun even if its only verbal. Sadly' as in all social gatherings' there are the few cretins who troll for trouble. To those few, I show you my middle finger.. To the other 99% keep on smiling..
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' ...Now where is that packet of bubbles for the spirit level? Someone has to take a trip to the store, who will it be? Can you pick up a left handed dildo while you are there?ta
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RHP User
11 years ago
while your there I need a long wait.
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Tart_Du_Jour
11 years ago
I have been grumpy and surly since my mid 20s. A person can be a grump at any age, much like myself. I should stop complaining about being old to people who are older than me, that's kind of rude I realise now.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I had a young man message me asking if I could help out a young guy as he was passing through my town. He'll be in Cowra on Tuesday he tells me. I told him to get a hooker. FFS.
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Tart_Du_Jour
11 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' I had a young man message me asking if I could help out a young guy as he was passing through my town. He'll be in Cowra on Tuesday he tells me. I told him to get a hooker. FFS. Don't worry, I've been on here since my late 20s and I still got messages from dudes saying they love older women or what not. Oh dear...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Glassed in to protect from the elements, and affords me a great view of the street and surrounds. I like to sit out there enjoying a beer, and yell "You kids get the hell off my bloody lawn!"Of course, it would probably look more grumpy and less, well, strange, if there *were* actually kids on my front lawn, and not random people just walking past..
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Tart_Du_Jour
11 years ago
You are just practicing for the day when kids DO end up on your lawn. I hope you have a rocking chair and at least a BB gun on hand when you do your yelling. It's important.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Tart_Du_Jour' You are just practicing for the day when kids DO end up on your lawn. I hope you have a rocking chair and at least a BB gun on hand when you do your yelling. It's important. Just a folding chair and a Nerf gun. But I *do* shake my fist a lot..
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Playful2looking
11 years ago
Only the grumpy men got a serve from Meeka isn't there any grumpy women on here. I was hoping it was'nt just anothere grisle amount some men on here. i am not offended by the posting just disappointed that it did not reflect on both sexes.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'chickcara' Quoting 'madotara69' ...Now where is that packet of bubbles for the spirit level? Someone has to take a trip to the store, who will it be? Can you pick up a left handed dildo while you are there?taI shall see to that myself, don't want to give the ladies the full cahoot by pressing the wrong buttons first!Otherwise,he he, we know what you were thinking, if you meant hammer.
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RHP User
11 years ago
of course .. Theres just as many fractured woman on here as men.. In my case, I found more woman.. the venom in the few personal messages I've received from scorned women would make a wharfy blush...Nothing I cant handle' as long as their prepared to take as good as they give.. thats fair...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'chickcara' Quoting 'madotara69' ...Now where is that packet of bubbles for the spirit level? Someone has to take a trip to the store, who will it be? Can you pick up a left handed dildo while you are there?taI shall see to that myself, don't want to give the ladies the full cahoot by pressing the wrong buttons first!Otherwise,he he, we know what you were thinking, if you meant hammer. Actually I was thinking screw-driver, but dildo seemed more appropriate for RHP. Whatever you do don't try and find a left-handed punch, or for that matter the right-handed version which can be even harder.
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madotara69
11 years ago
Quoting 'chickcara' Quoting 'madotara69' Quoting 'chickcara' Quoting 'madotara69' ...Now where is that packet of bubbles for the spirit level? Someone has to take a trip to the store, who will it be? Can you pick up a left handed dildo while you are there?taI shall see to that myself, don't want to give the ladies the full cahoot by pressing the wrong buttons first!Otherwise,he he, we know what you were thinking, if you meant hammer. Actually I was thinking screw-driver, but dildo seemed more appropriate for RHP. Whatever you do don't try and find a left-handed punch, or for that matter the right-handed version which can be even harder. My new favourite
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RHP User
11 years ago
Mado and Mr Chick ... Selfish girl I am. Tara and Cara will be a bonus!!!!! Sorry, what was the OP again? I guess I'm not grumpy right now ...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Justin Timberlake's "Cry me a river" in my head...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Jay_Me' That was heart wrenching. Felt the pain in your words. No one deserves the physical of metal abuse like that. Must of been painfull to write. Good to see you got away from that pitifull excuse of a man . Good to see you rise above adversity like you have. Holding grudges is a waste of positive energy. Putting that energy into your new found life is far more important... Dont look back...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'paintme' Quoting 'MissPoppins' Quoting 'Meeka100' Ladies, what were you like in your early 20's? I married at 20 as I was pregnant, bought first house, had Miss L at 21, became bulimic vomiting up to 5 times per day and working out twice per day at the suggestion of my husband. Having night terrors every night of my child abuse, had horrific post natal depression...So royally fucked up physically and mentally. Had Master J at 23, still had all the issues and husband became more and more abusive... sex was horrific, I was a slab of meat with many violent rapes, needing repair....it was a pattern of bulimia, obsessive exercise, abuse and trying to be a good Mum....then night terrors every single night.....which continued for 12 years.....until I hit rock bottom and was faced with live or die.So yeah, young and dumb, but no certainly no fun.Now, however...I am enjoying, exploring and tasting life, savoring every sip. in that giant pond ... you know how lovely it feels now that you know your worth. You are one of life's true diamonds. No matter how we are cut we are worth a motza!!! xxx
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Saturn65'Justin Timberlake's "Cry me a river" in my head... because ur a youngen. I hear cry me a river by ella fitzgerald in my head
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