RHP

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Frequent fuck points rhp style

November 29 2015

Well I'm getting increasingly frustrated with, well just increasingly frustrated lol, but more so with all the hottie's across the other side of our vast country I can't get my greasy little mitts on. So what if we were offered frequent fuck points to then cash in and travel to said hottie's haha Asking for ideas on how the points system might work, such as double points for dp etc., just a thought. And how would you use your points. Are there people you've been gaggin for that are out of reach? - Posted from rhpmobile

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    RHP should have their own flight company! Give Virgin a run for their money..... Done it once and to be honest, although it was a great weekend (and you know who) I would rather someone flew over here to see me. But I dont think anyone would ha ha! If Forum posts gave us points, I reckon we could rack up at least one flight every month. Id look for guys in Hamilton Island...yes, there is at least one!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I guess you're at least leaving the furniture alone lol :p - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I think I might be grounded ๐Ÿ˜ฃxxFreya

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    I'd sign up for that points scheme ... I keep finding fascinating men over your side of the country. Damn geographical inconvenience!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yes i'm grounded too lol shit there's some hottie's I'd like to ravage though - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha still always aiming for real live sex. The sink is good but not that good - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    What is it about always wanting what we can't have. I sometimes do searches for Sydney, purely because of the bigger numbers, or i'm a narcissist (spelling?) and I keep spotting hottie's on the forum here. I bet if I lived there, I'd spot guys in Perth, go figure - Posted from rhpmobile

  • PatchworkGirl

    PatchworkGirl

    9 years ago

    I don't go searching for anyone really, but more often than not when someone posts something that interests me and I pop over to their profile to check them out (*cough stalk them cough*) they are in WA.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Might just get me a cup of coffee (7 Eleven style)!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    isn't that what regular frequent flyer miles are cashed in for? :p But I like this new airline idea - just imagine how nice their lounges would be, and the showers... you could realllllly unwind before a long haul; and onboard you'd never have to worry what you watched on your tablet, no "oh crap, Game of Thrones has an extended scene of nudity just as the hosties are serving food, now I'm labelled 'porno perve in 3A' "

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    9 years ago

    Have to have a name that promotes the company.......Copulation Airways??? You could fly business class, or for cheaper flights there would fuck class where two people had to share a seat, and up the front of the plane with more space and luxury there'd be orgy class. And there would be special mile high flights where sex was compulsory. And........oh stop it ....i'm being silly now!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    And throw in the B&B accommodation, as well as the chauffeur, the masseur, and the double spa pass ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ..or does it just seem that way ? Funny that ? Touch ? Do you know any hotty who's slim , sexy , funny , zany, loves fashion who can't get enough but lives on the other side of the country. ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hahaha be as silly as you want lol I love it. Copulation Airways here we cum - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Will you stop talking about the spa, you know what that does to me. Love all the stuff thrown in, do we get a set of steak knives too? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha you and me both, don't even think I'd have enough for a coffee sigh - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yep, porn all the way and hosties would also be naughty, only muggles on board would be the pilots, required to keep the plane in the air lol flights to nowhere would be suddenly appealing. Mystery flights mmm wear a mask like a masquerade ball, could get kinky - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Well you tell me, is the grass greener in Sydney? Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    at adult toy stores (double points for accessories like condoms, massage oil)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha awesome, it's not the destination but the journey right? By the time we have enough points, we'll be having so much fun here, we won't need to travel - Posted from rhpmobile

  • langton11

    langton11

    9 years ago

    So, upon completion of a 'session', one logs on and gives a rating of the other. Higher ranking = more points. This way, people that put a decent effort in get rewarded as does the whole country as the travelers are able to offer a better service lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Aww cmon'. I asked first... with a sidestep like that , u could have had a career in football and played with me.. All I wanted to know was do you know anyone who fits what I said " in PERTH "

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    But a man's got to have something to entice with :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    9 years ago

    Would the competition be "VIRGIN" airways?? Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Nobody gets around subject matter and goes off topic like me, you should know by now i'm easily distracted, blushing ๐Ÿ˜„ i'm trying to like these Smiley's but ffs haha Perth, if only you knew what I go through at this end, not a big fan of Perth right now. Another time waster and master manipulator yesterday, didn't get through my moron radar though, cracks knuckles ๐Ÿ˜ฏ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    No I don't know know who you're talking about, I've never met you or communicated with you. Why would you say that? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Some women don't like me treading on their turf hhm lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Omg the timing of your post was perfect. Just this morning had an arrogant and out of shape individual offer to 'service' me lol I replied very bluntly saying I wasn't a f$&king car haha there was more I said but I'll leave that out. Really? ๐Ÿ˜ you, as always are funny and polite. Just need to find someone like you over here so I can stop humping the bathroom sink sigh - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hahaha Virgin Airways, not a hope. I'm not flying Virgin lol thanks for making me laugh, I needed it this morning - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Come on, I suspect you have a few more tricks up your sleeve than just the spa jets lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    But its def the same guy....he said exactly the same things to me as you mentioned in a previous post. But thats all in the past....there are some fabulous home grown lads here in Perth, might not need to travel after all

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ... duck and weave as much as u like, but deal is ' when u cum to Sydney I'm on top first... that's only after every other angle is exhausted of course , so it don't matter which way u duck and weave ' I got u covered OK ? lol.. Oh , then it's your turn , that's if u can catch me, that is .. You should get plenty of brownie points for a trip like that.... hehe...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    your lookin eddible too ;p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The place has been screaming out for light hearted humourous entertaining females who don't take themself too serious .. Don't u change '. Hear ? lol...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I need a strong coffee. Thinking maybe I should stop talking about inanimate objects and appliances around my house too with the offers i'm getting lol ๐Ÿ˜ฏ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I needed that this morning, one of those days where i'm thinking fuck it, what's the point - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hmm thanks so do you. Your user name had me trying to pronounce it in different ways to, well you know, just my bored little brain ๐Ÿ˜ฏ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    He is a backwards REDHOTPIE xx๐Ÿ˜œFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Guys get points for the number of sentences in their messages, women for the number of replies they send. Kill more birds with one stone.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Omg you cracked it haha good job girl, i'm cracking myself laughing in the car ๐Ÿ˜ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Bare Air...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Just remember the grass isn't always greener lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ready4allfun

    ready4allfun

    9 years ago

    i touch myself ,you are definately one I would travel for ๐Ÿ‘ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Naughty_nature

    Naughty_nature

    9 years ago

    Points should be awarded on the message system for guy's 1 point for every unanswered message for the women 1 point for the guy's who message and obviously haven't read their profile. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I've definitely racked up a few points flying to parts of the country that I probably never would have seen. I've even been on planes that still have propellers, lol.I call it the pursuit of ummmm ........ Happiness ๐Ÿ˜˜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Yeah but what about women who don't read profiles, just look at the pictures, like me lol ๐Ÿ˜ฏ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Difficult for me to respond to your last comment without breaking discretion but, how can I put this, no no no no, your assumptions are incorrect. I now know who I think you're referring to, but i've never spoken of him on the forum, well once at the time with his permission, but not since. My other comments were about a local attached guy. Unless you hook up with attached guys? Assumptions are stupid, I swear to god we are speaking about a different person. Anyway, i'm not comfortable with this discussion anyway, there are personal boundaries which need to be respected so if you can leave it at that, thank you