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Fresh in here

May 12 2016

Hey everyone... I just signup my acc, any advices how's things work over here? Thanks - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    Lucky you're over here mate and not over there, over here is.. well it could change your life forever, heard of Fire and Ice ? The girls do that one with their mouth, neat trick, over there it's more so taboo, also over here is better, way better and soon enough you'll find it fairly obvious, just slip right in and cruse in style mate. Hope this helps Mado Mado Tara xx

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    9 years ago

    Settle your horses. Keep a tight reign or they may do the big bolt and leave you stranded in death valley. Make sure your horse takes careful steps. The female natives spook easily and you dont want them doing a war dance or you will have to circle the wagons with the other prospectors. Speak with sincerity and politeness and keep your gun holstered until required. Make sure you fill out your prospectors form(profile) completely. They will read it thoroughly and if there are any ask me's, you'll be riding into a ghost town. Recomend you pay for your licence (membership) or you will have trouble with the local language. Sign language dont do much about these parts. When you get organised, ride into RHP town abd get yourself a drink at the saloon. If your lucky one of the fine ladies may ask you for a dance. My tip is to sit quietly in the corner and observe. Take it easy. Boot Hill is very full. Good luck. You may need it. You get desperate for sex, the tranvestites hang around out the back.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    i would highly recommend you read up on the forum topics under Newbies. Lots of good advice there. do your homework. Bullet points. - Read people profiles and see if they are looking for you - Make sure your profile is not of template variety, full of ask me - it gives the impression that you are lazy or dont know what you want. Women and couples are not impressed and you will wither and die here. - so get a membership. if you are horny enough to chase after a person, surely they are worth the membership and message? cheaper than a coffee a day or VB if you are the tradie variety. - have a good smiling pic of yourself, most current facial pic, a body pic,. Nothing worse than having a miserable pic of unsmiling you with crazy hair.....No, your police mug shot is not acceptable even if they are current. Cock pics - location is debatable but a lot of ladies do not like them shoved down our faces, i.el. unsolicited cock pics. Not classy IMO. so keep them in the Private gallery. but if you want to have them in the public gallery, make sure it is not the main pic. Unless it is covered in 24K gold leaf, rolled in precious gems and positioned between the latest Manolo Blahnik and Jimmy Choos. If you have to ask who/what they are, don't contact me... - send a simple yet friendly message. preferably referring something from the person/s profile. flirts are hardly acknowledged nor deemed sexy. If you can, don't write boring 'Hi' 'how are you' type messages. Be a bit more articulate, even cheesy pick up lines gets a laugh and response. - Avoid Text speak, ineffective. You might as well send the message in Morse code. .._._....__... - be polite and treat people with respect as you would do in real life. - be patient. women dont grow on trees... there are more men than women here so it is a tough crowd. Not all messages nor flirts will be replied to. So start with that premise and don't be precious. - Market yourself. Posting in the forum could make you stand out from the 1000s of unlucky sods in here, trying to get noticed. It is about marketing yourself. go to meets and greets parties. check events section. Great way to meet people in a social setting in a nice bar... No it never is held in a 'dogging' place, unless you are after bitches. I dont know where they are and I am not interested. ENJOY. Good luck and have a sense of humour. Definitely a sense of humour.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    this name sounds awfully familiar Are you actually new or just started with a new profile?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    You are referring to me...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    The title of the topic was what i was ref to... Just playing around... No need for a jab.

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' this name sounds awfully familiar Are you actually new or just started with a new profile? There are three pages of Wolfmans on this site. A touch paranoid there? Summer, love the new pic! Ooh la la... Hot like the sunrise and very classy Sorry OP for vearing off topic, Back to regular programming. P.s. and I agree wrt to paranoia. Give the newbie a break!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Just to note i believe i quoted i touch... not you.. no offence but you can keep the insults to someone responding to you in future

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Fresh_couple_fun' Just to note i believe i quoted i touch... not you.. no offence but you can keep the insults to someone responding to you in future Who are you talking to?

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Summersolstice' I quoted Itouch too and my paranoid remark was for her. Yep, that was very clear as you quoted IT comments and you addressed her. So I am a bit confused? Fresh, to help avoid misunderstanding inthe future, include your intended addressee in the Subject box, as I did in this post. Also include the quote you are referring to by going to the post, click the 'Reply by Quote' and it will include the quote you or subject matter you want to discuss. I hope that helps. Cheers.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I agree though - the burgundy dress is a winner, Summer 😘 Wolfman6 - welcome. Be patient and build relationships. Best way to get what you want from the site - no matter what that is. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Fresh_couple_fun' Just to note i believe i quoted i touch... not you.. no offence but you can keep the insults to someone responding to you in future Yes