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October 06 2013

IF/WHEN life give you lemons.................. *finish sentence*EXAMPLES.* make lemonade (wingman quote)* throw them at someone.* find a person with a paper cut! * don't squeeze too hard cause it's a biatch when it gets in your eyes and hair. ;)* ask for tequila and salt.* be grateful it's not an STD.FOXY

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RHP User

11 years ago

Sell them at a profit and buy something that is far better.

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Mischeviouslad

11 years ago

Drink tequila :-)- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

I get really pissed off . Because I wanted Limes ;) GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

lemon pickle,watch a lovely film called The LemonTree,eat lemon meringue pie,or tarte citron...and sometimes it is just nice to have your own lemonade tree,like me.

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RHP User

11 years ago

Mix lemon juice with bi carb and clean the kitchen benchtops.Mix lemon juice with olive oil and clean wood.Pusscat xxxPS our lemon tree is just about to go nuts again!

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RHP User

11 years ago

Squeeze the lemons in your eyes, and throw the tequila away and be grateful that you have something

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RHP User

11 years ago

Take all the lemons, stockpile the lemons, become a lemon speculator, corner the lemon market, thank the invisible hand of the free lemon market, and profit accordingly. Not the best, but it hurts to think at the moment.

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madotara69

11 years ago

on pancakes mmmmmMado Tara xx

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Coops27M

11 years ago

i question what life's doing with so many F'in lemons in the first place.

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RHP User

11 years ago

I am grateful for the health of my lemon tree! ... love lemons

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RHP User

11 years ago

I need someone to urinate on it. (golden shower) ;) Its looking rather dreary. They say its great acidic fertilizer? So I've been told..... FOXY- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

A compound found in the urine of Mammals . It's a good fertiliser . I piss on my Lemon trees and I always get great results . MisterGreenThumb GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

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Mr_MrsAraps

11 years ago

If in doubt, cut the lemon into wedges and place in a Corona. Mmmm beer

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RHP User

11 years ago

IF/WHEN life give you lemons..................rub them on your freckles!!FOXY

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RHP User

11 years ago

I eat lemons like most peeps eat oranges :)))

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