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Fun role reversals :)

July 22 2013

This was done a while ago but it was fun, so I though I would re-do it. This is a role reversal fun question. So what sort of things would you expect to read on the forum or hear if men acted like women & women acted like men? Here are some examples : For a woman to say:- * My clit stays hard for hours man! * I just wanna suck your bell end for hours and hours and want nothing in return. * Are you ready to be treated like a Prince? * Love your man tits... just wanna motorboat them all day while pulling your third leg For blokes to say * I texted her like 5 minutes ago... why hasn't she replied? Do you think she has lost interest? * I feel so bloated and fat today. * I am just not feeling the love today! * What are you thinking? * Our horoscopes are not aligned so it will never work. So what do you think? What would you never expect to hear from the opposite sex? - Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

Men: - What would women think if I agreed to sleep with them on a first date? - How many women have you slept with? I always feel judged when I say it's more than 20. - I get 10 messages from women a day, so I can be as picky as I want. - But I do wish all these gorgeouw women would not just write "wanna come over", I really need them to put in more effort. Sigh! - This girl gave me a pash rash, help! - What's the deal with this deep-throating? Girls always want it, but it does nothing for me. - I'm afraid Meeka's strap-on will think my anus is too dark, any tips on bleaching? How's that for starters?

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RHP User

11 years ago

Men; "I'm just here for the forums"Women; "Why are men so rude, I've sent hundreds of contacts and not one reply"

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RHP User

11 years ago

* what's the tightest pussy you have ever seen. * if I snack on a pussy that does that make me gay?

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RHP User

11 years ago

Men: Why hasn't she called me? Will it seem obsessive if I send ANOTHER text? One drink can't hurt..... Wonder what she meant by that comment? Hey what do you think she meant by that comment? Do you think she meant...... No, really.....what do you think she meant? - Posted from rhpmobile

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Mr_MrsAraps

11 years ago

Men to sayEvery second profile I read is fakeAll my messages from women are DTF and Wan 2 fukI can have a profile two 2 words and no photoDoes my ass look big in thisWomen to sayI know the secret to making a guy squirt, I saw it on you tube

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RHP User

11 years ago

Just one drink I don't want you taking advantage of me I don't want to f**k you I just want to hold your naked body I have nothing to wear

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RHP User

11 years ago

"Oh freakin sweet Jesus, I just got my period!" OR "I just got a twat tingle" OR "lets go shopping" OR "Does my arss look big in this?" FOXY

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RHP User

11 years ago

"I just measured my cock using the RHP toilet roll measurement" OR "I don't lie about my pens size -truly I don't " OR "He's such a psycho!!" FOXY

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RHP User

11 years ago

MEN... "Give me 5mins and I'll be ready"................ (40mins later)...........(1.5hrs later) FOXY

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On_Safari

11 years ago

For a man to say: I'm so heavy this month I didn't know whether to go regular or super? Period pains are such a bastard. Fuck fuck fuck doesn't anyone make love anymore? You go boyfriend!! She used me for sex and then ran down the pub to tell her girlfriends. For a woman to say: How's my 5 o'clock shadow? Should I trim my nose/ear hairs. Hey mate.....is he worth the shag or what? Does one of my balls look like it's hanging lower than the other?

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RHP User

11 years ago

... aw geez, can someone suggest a shaver that stops in grown hairs?... can someone please massage my calves? These heels are a biatch ...... this corset is fabulous but can I borrow your tits to fill in the top bit? ...... can I scratch my balls in public? ... oh ...hang on ... I DON'T HAVE ANY BALLS!!!I'm not very good at this am I?...*meanders off to snuggle Bruno*

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RHP User

11 years ago

Lol those heels are a bitch when they come down onto ones toes!!! :p- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

11 years ago

For a bloke to start a thread. "Women that don't put out on the first date. Lets name and shame them." :p

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RHP User

11 years ago

MenYou call that a Pussy Hun If it ain't double that size I am not going to stick any thing in it....WomenAw come on its not the Vastness of the Vagina it the Purr in the pussy that counts...LC

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Fun role reversals :)

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