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  sweetnsensual

  3 years ago

  Ours involved some of our clothing being acidentially taken!

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  RHP User

  3 years ago

  My date wondering why we couldn’t get into the elevator at the hotel with her card. Neither of us from Melbourne it turned out she was staying at the Park Hyatt not the Grand Hyatt where the taxi had dropped us. All good in the end after our little tour.

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  Obi1kenietzsche

  3 years ago

  Once, after the usual back and forth conversing, I arranged to meet a lovely person of interest for a “coffee” date. Things went swimmingly, the mutually required boxes were ticked, and so we agreed to meet again for a “not coffee” date in the city at a week later. At the agreed rendezvous point however, I was somewhat surprised to see my date arrive riding a bicycle, and even more surprised to see that she had “hubby” in tow with the obvious intention of incorporating him in said planned “not coffee” date. I was of course, somewhat concerned with the lack of prior notification, however it was explained to me that in order to satisfy her particular little kink, “hubby’s presence would be required, even though he would not be joining in any actual activities. Being an inquisitive sort of fellow I eventually agreed to the +1.and so off we all went together. All good so far. The trouble however, started once my date was naked and sitting on a chair on the middle of the room, for at that point her partner started leaping about like a demented Jethro Tull, blowing on a small hunting trumpet, and at every blast, my date would let out a little squeal and shudder in what I could only assume was orgasmic bliss! I recall thinking at the time “hmm... this is a little odd”. I mean, who the heck rides a fucking bicycle to a play date?. Obi1

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  ElectricDreamers

  3 years ago

  A cute puppy staring at us all, wagging its tail in a creepy way. And then choking on a condom which needed physical extraction. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  RHP User

  3 years ago

  Back when I was newly married ( single again now - just putting it out there 😄) We were in the middle of some vigorous love making , me with my arse in the air going for gold! Our little dog came into the room and saw a bum she didn’t recognise so decided to give it a sniff, needless to say a cold wet dogs nose on your freckle is a sure fire way to upset your rhythm. 🤣

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  RHP User

  3 years ago

  Arranged a "meeting" last night, checked prior into teenage kids movements at her house. Was deciced that both would be gone by 8:30. Arrived at agreed time 9PM called when i arrived out the front to be told that the eldest was still down stairs. Had to sneak in go and upstairs like a teenager being snuck in while the parents were still home. Teenager left 10 mins later so a good time was had after that!

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  sweetnsensual

  3 years ago

  We were to meet a gorgeous couple from out of town and arranged to meet in the lobby of the hotel. We texted to say we were there and they were coming down. When the lift opened they were there as well as someone else we had recently met! Was total confusion and just coiencedental but we laugh about it now but at the time were like WTF!

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  DonnaBrett

  3 years ago

  Not funny at the time..it was just freakin' strange, but funny now looking back on it LOL. We met a couple in the city after they wrote to us via a contact magazine (remember those?). Their story was he was experienced in the scene and had swung with his former wife but now was with a new (and stunning) younger girlfriend who had never played before. Long story short, we hit it off so they came home to our place. We went upstairs, everyone was naked, play was going pretty well, the new girl was right in the zone and getting into it then Donna starts to suck his dick...and he literally yelled "This is too much" and ran out of the room and down the stairs. His girl was kind of oblivious to it until we said "Is he OK?" She's like "I don't know" so she goes downstairs to check on him while we sit upstairs on the bed. We could hear them talking and he's saying "you go back and finish" and she's saying "No no". Needless to say they left and we never ever crossed paths with them again anywhere in the scene.

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