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Funny RHP experiences

April 05 2012

Im sure we have all had a few of these, I have. Here is one. Met up with a woman from the site...met for drink, turns out we used to work together around 15 years ago and she was straight as they come back then. She even set me up on a date with her younger sister back then. During drinks she asked me if i did anything with her sister, i said just a bj once and that was it. She then offered me a bj, you can guess what I said. And she did many times over the next few weeks and everytime she did or during she asked if she was better than her sister.. This si where it got really odd, her sister was newly single and she wanted to arrange another date for me with her. I said no as I thought it was weird and then she got really angry and offended that i wasnt into her sister anymore. For the next few weeks i got abusive sms for disrespecting her famil by not dating here sister then she would ask if id like to catch up for a bj in the same message. I ran away quickly from this one. Lets hear some other funny RHP experiences...

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RHP User

13 years ago

It was the first group party for the wife and I. 4 couples and a single girl. Everyone was talking fine, i got stuck talking to the single girl. She was young and a tad weird so no one wanted a bar of her, I was just being nice but then couldn't shake her. Next thing I see is everyone hooking up in the lounge room, I haven't been able to build a rapport with anyone yet so I felt hugely left out. Started going down on a girl, I'm still fully clothed. Come up after a while and Everyone is naked! So awkward. So got nude while everyone watched :'-( Later I went to the toilet and the door lock broke. I'm banging on the door hoping someone mid shag hears me and let's me out :'-( eventually someone does. Needless to say my confidence was shot and there was no way I was getting It up that night. So didn't play with anyone. We can laugh about it now and had great experiences since. First one though..... Hating life

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RHP User

13 years ago

I don't have anything that compares to that. I am so glad I don't have to deal with the crazy tenadancies of a lot of women. I'll probably get shot down for it , but it is a lot easier to have " unattached" sex with men:P

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RHP User

13 years ago

It'll be a one off- unless *you* change your mind ;) I agree with it being harder but more so if the girly is unattached.Cass xxxP.S- How was Friday? I'll swap you for Thursdays story.

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RHP User

13 years ago

I had one just recently .it was a 1st meet..I'd been talking to this Guy he was over eager to meet me to the Point I pushed Friendship ....He was still eager to meet so I relented ...figured lets get past this ..We made plans to go out for Chinese too make it a social occassion as Friends.. So he arrived I was running late just showered was Naked ...I had to unlock the door and I got caught in the kitchen naked because I ducked out of the door way .. He Loved it ...not the image I was trying to convey due to his eagerness...Anyway he showed me his Man Bikinis he was wearing plus his erection .. He then looked at My Family Pic and then asked me how long would I take to get ready... I mentioned 20mins he said he'll go out get that bottle of wine and we'll go for Chinese when he gets back ..I 'm still waiting a week Later ha!ha! ...Man that was so not necessary it was Pitiful really he saved on Chinese but soiled his Integrity well Karma has it's ways ha!ha! ...I think it dawned on him that I'm 60yrs ...not sure he never had the balls to contact me after that... still makes me giggle tho;;he!he! The Bummer was I passed up spending a hot night with a young Sexy Itallian Brazillian for this clown ha! well the Jerks gone but I've still got My ToyBoys Interest ha!ha! Enjoy Cheers Lu :)

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