Games to play

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  RHP User

  2 years ago

  The only thing that would make a butt plug stick to a wall... Is. Something. Brown. Game. Over.

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  MsSuperFoxy

  2 years ago

  Is there a booby prize for bulls eye. Ms Foxy

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  Lullah

  2 years ago

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  Lullah

  2 years ago

  Lol Here ya go. From Reddit.com Dear Reddit, today, I fucked up TIFU By not explaining "Buttplug Darts" to the cleaning service people. This was yesterday... We had people come to the house to clean yesterday. Cost a few bucks, but my SO and I had been smashed into grimy recluses by COVID and depression so it was deemed worth it to help us get back to feeling ok. From the service, we had about 4 people show up, they were sweet and I made myself scarce working in the home office, because I HATE watching people clean up my own mess, I am so embarrassed just to sit around while people are working hard from my time in the army. I know, it's silly, I want clean and they want money, fair exchange and all that. Can't help the way it feels though. But this finally brings us to where I Fucked Up. In our living room, we have several colorful silicone butt-plugs under the couches. They have made their way under the couch because we play a game valled Buttplug Darts, where we throw them at our glass sliding door (sometimes with score zones written in eraseable marker) as a party game. Let me be clear: these have never been in anyone's ass, we aren't animals. Our "up-the-ass" butt-plugs are upstairs in the bedroom. But there's no way the cleaning people could have known that, and I wasn't around nearby to explain. I didn't realize there was anything TO explain until they left and I found my windowsill like this: How do you tip high enough for such service? I kind of wish I had seen in time, to explain to them that they were clean and for a game... but it is funny to me, and it's too late to explain now. There is an image with them on the windowsill. I'll post it below.

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  Lullah

  2 years ago

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  Lostyanumber

  2 years ago

  Letting the ferret have a run is favourite game for lots of guys. 🥳

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