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Gentlemen are you ready .............

June 22 2010

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I have been amazingly lucky on RHP I have met some divine people but mostly ladies through here. We have had some very very fun times. From time to time what I am asked by these lovely ladies is if I have any “friends”. Now I have looked in the RHP search function but can’t seem to find how to find what I am looking for! AND before some of you start looking at my other profile miss sarah is not one of the ladies ! This is mostly for role play games and is generally very specific and requires gents 30 -50 who are happy to follow instructions. Have manners, are respectable with more than “some” social graces and are well spoken (yes you better believe it !) . You MUST know how to follow instructions. I am not bisexual, but it is ok if you are, in fact a few bi guys maybe very helpful and fun! I imagine I will be inundated with “blokes” throwing their hands in the air screaming “pick me”. Let me give you an idea of what I am looking for! It’s very specific as I described above. IS it possible to find out there in RHP land some men who are – Respectable – Look I am fairly sure most know what I think about drugs = Duds. Have gainful employment. Know what respect is for others those around you and yourself. You need to be able to follow fairly specific instructions, if you can’t; truly this is not for you! ( I am asking too much arent I) Fit and well dressed, you need to own a suit (not your old man’s wedding suit fella’s) Be well groomed, own aftershave and your own teeth! Jeans and thongs are not a good look gents so if you’re thinking that cuts it look somewhere else. Nor are beer guts! You need to be able to turn up on time and when told . You need to be an EXCELLENT communicator. If your thinking grunting is a form of male to male communication ………. Bzzzt ! Put the words Dr Spook in your message. Most of all you need enormous respect for women! If you don’t have it, or think it’s only desirable, not essential criteria, Bzzzt Bzzt wrong again! Am I asking too much RHPers ??? Am I ??? Please DO NOT contact me through my couples profile, it will lead to you being blocked! Yes even you!!! Brae He rests. Wipes the sweat from his brow , pops on his thongs stubbies , scratches his crutch and grunts at the bloke sitting next to him.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Sounds like an advert for a wingman! Awwhh you just can't beat the ol' spit roast high five for making a bloke feel A sense of comraderie with his fellow man. lolz hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Are you feeling in a masochistic mood? Guess who's inbox is gunna be flooded now!Cheers Nev

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    so your looking for a unicorn???...is that what you said?? respectful of woman and respectable men funny as Brae ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha best shit ever Brae roxxy....

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    That should be a nice change for Brae... Nice test there Dr Spook, size 1 writing and plenty of it. Hugs... deb XoX

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Mrs Peachy your bad ......... I know what you need ...... bend over here ! LOL Brae

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Hi Brae,I have a friend who matches your criteria and he takes instruction *very* well (I've read your profile and comments and have a pretty good idea what you're about), but he's not on RHP. You haven't mentioned what you are expecting your "friends" to do. This is kind of an important thing to be missing from your advertisement. ;)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Now as I have had a number of men start looking at my profile which is ...... ummm interesting. I need to add another criteria. No ubiquitous cock shots ...... Sadly if you think your cock is the most attractive thing about you, then I have to tell you ,your not in the league we are looking for.... no no no I don't care if it enormous or if its fat or what bend it has or what you can do with it ..... you do what ??? ....... NOPE no matter how special you think your "Richard" is... IT AIN'T. Simple language don't send me a message with your cock as your profile pic I am likely to delete it ! Simply looking for fit gentlemen with good manners and a high respect for women ! (Stop it Roxy) P.B.G .......... Point taken I will write up some senario's this afternoon about what sort of play I am talking about. May I say thou my repertiore is not limited to Sub/ Dom play and BDSM! (ok I looove it but) Please think everything from vanilla to warped ... but more later ! Brae

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Hey Nice tits Ms P. Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'braedom' Now as I have had a number of men start looking at my profile which is ...... ummm interesting. I need to add another criteria. No ubiquitous cock shots ......What if I send you a pick of me in my strapon harness, does that count? I do drag very well ;) OK, my wash board abs are covered by a layer of fat, but stamina baby, I've got loads of. ;)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    NOPE no matter how special you think your "Richard" is... IT AIN'T. Simple language don't send me a message with your cock as your profile pic I am likely to delete it ! thats funny cause thats my exes name and he is the biggest DICK around...damn funny Simply looking for fit gentlemen with good manners and a high respect for women ! (Stop it Roxy) ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (roxxy quoting Earl)....soooo funny...ohhh and Brae, just because i dont listen, doesnt mean i dont love it when you tell me what to do roxxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quite simply the criteria is toooooooo hard ! 24 hours and not a single message ! - Was the fact you can't wear thongs ? - Was it the no grunting ? - Ahhhh it's the no cock shots isnt it ! - Is it too much to ask for no beer guts NO I am not talking washboard stomachs .... just no guys that dont take care of themselves! Roxy you maybe turning out to be correct .... now now Roxy ....... back in the corner I have things to do to you later ! Polar Bear Girls (my most favourite RHP name BTW) your on ! Run Forest run ! Now to create soome senarios so we all know what I am talking about !

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Polar_Bear_Girl would make a delicious wingman. I think. :p Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Waaaay too many syllables....sheesh

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Senarios 101 for those who need examples ! All the below are simple very short versions of some of the scenario's · Female in a room involved in a encounter with a regular lover when a knock on the hotel door occurs. Gentlemen answer’s the door. It is a workman come to fix the air conditioner. Gentleman invites the workman in but fixes more than the air conditioner. Heighten the intensity ......... Two workman knock at the door ? Now 3 cocks , 4 people and a lot of attention for our girl. · A woman finds herself in a sex shop in a booth watching a video with her man a knock at the door perhaps due to all the noise coming from the booth is it the attendant? Opening the door reveals another stranger on the other side of the door who is invited in……. Want to mix it up a bit video both has glory holes for lady and gent to entertain. What’s that is he sucking his dick ? · Bukkake come on I don’t need to explain…. Do I ? · BDSM scene. Divine slave girl tied to a suspension bar hands bound above her head and gagged. Slowly devoured , licked , petted and …………….. by a group of men in business suits. · Tied to a chair blind folded naked a woman is teased and pleased by a bevy of men. One after the other come and touch ,feel and have their way with her all whilst no one says a single word! The list goes on …… simply any scenario that may enter your mind. The important thing is it requires men to be controlled, reasonable, respectful and able to follow requests. We are talking about ensuring no one’s boundaries are crossed. The first one hundred callers get a free body condom and lube !

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Quoting 'braedom' Mrs Peachy your bad ......... I know what you need ...... bend over here ! LOL Brae Would that be backwards?Hehe... Mrs P'

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Lmfao! Talk about your objectification scenarios. How about this one.... Two pool cleaners attend ms home and do all they're asked to do. Dirty boyz and uninhibited women. Yum. Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    YAAAAY...love it when im right WHOOOHOOO *slinks back to the corner to await her turn* roxxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    YAAAAY...love it when im right WHOOOHOOO *slinks back to the corner to await her turn* roxxy

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    14 years ago

    Yes it is completely ! Ahhh but who says if you have a group of gentlemen who are, as I requested, well behaved and can follow instructions, they can't have our lovely gal telling the pool cleaners exactly what to do to her ...... ah and possibly each other ? Possibilities endless. Mwah Brae

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