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Getting creative with condoms.

September 28 2014

So, this just showed up on my Facebook feed: There is a new Japanese cookbook called "Condom meals I want to make for you." (No joke, it's actually for sale on Amazon!) It includes such delicacies as "Condom meat stuffing", "Condom push sushi" and "Condom escargot cooked with butter". After I was done gagging, I started thinking about more things to do with unused or out-of-date condoms. (Yes, yes, I know some of you will never have this problem, but just pretend.) So... RHP Lifehack: 1001 creative uses for one or more condoms*. Go. *For my own physical well-being I kindly request we leave used condoms out of this ;-)

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    When I joined the defence force we put them over the barrel of our rifles to stop dust getting in. Not very sexy but it worked :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Fill a bunch of condoms with water, freeze them and clip them to the front of a fan. Instant cold air!

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    frozen condoms are also good to soothe a tender pussy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Condoms would the perfect colour for making a balloon Unicorn!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That said the only thing that the two dollar condoms in nightclub toilets were good for were hair ties.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Carefully shred the condom first,then knit or crochet them chanting as you go"'He/she fucked me not,he/ she fucked me":-) xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I happened to catch a clip involving balloons and an all girls affair. Balloon is taped to the backside of one girl, whom bends over, a girl come in from behind and humps her until the balloon pops, no touching of the balloon is allowed. It works as two teams, the first team to finish are the best at humping lol I’m sure balloons could be substituted for condoms :)

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    A while back, a mate gave me a bag of condoms, there must have been a hundred at least, they were strawberry flavoured, over a month or two, we went through the whole lot because Tara loved their flavour. She has a bit of a sweet tooth and I, exhausted. Thank goodness that's over with, I was beginning to feel like an object within the delectable cravings spectrum. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Rubber it when you get to your destination. And it turns into a suitcase

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    for cake decorating?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    out of date condoms at work, was giving them away for hens parties so women can have a game putting them on bananas (or strippers) with their mouths as a party game.

  • him_and_me

    him_and_me

    10 years ago

    A friend told us about using them in the heel of your shoes to stop blisters. I think the idea is that the two layers of latex rub against each other..... Mmmm....latex rubbing....lol I'd love to know if anyone has got this to work. x Me - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Haggis or maybe some black pudding

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    In Vietnam, GIs would roll condoms over the end of their guns , to keep them dry and dirt-free . They also make great finger puppets or you can pull them over your head and inflate them with your nose . Condoms can also be used to hurl projectiles like a slingshot. Definately an essential part of Bear Gryll's survival kit . GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    10 years ago

    Water bombs for adults only.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    finger puppets,complete with little drawn on faces....maybe use those brightly coloured ones or glow in the dark ones...and then make a little adults only film:-) Orgy Porgy Puddin' and the Pie:-) xxQ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'inthekiss'And it turns into a suitcase I think condom carry bags are more likely to be transported inside a traveler's stomach.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    That should be shrink wrapped & shipped overseas ;) Whats the biggest size condoms come in ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ties them to his fishing line as a balloon. Wind hits it, takes the line futher out, more yummy fishies! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Fill a coloured condom with rice and use it as a stress ball.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I hope you are monitoring his activities :) gas & volume usage & fantical fishermen can equal more than the line floating out & away ! What I have seen & without being silly, some recreational fishermen put themselves in dangerous situations chasing the big one. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ...in someone else's shopping trolley at the supermarket.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Next adventure, hot condom / ballooning :) Subject to calculations & it being a first in guiness book of records :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Fill 'em with sand and make Hacky Sacks . GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' for cake decorating? for the mother in law.. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'cutie4u77'Ties them to his fishing line as a balloon. Wind hits it, takes the line futher out, more yummy fishies! Cue joke about protected species.

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    10 years ago

    I was watching a game of footy a while ago, and they kept referring to it as a "Dead Rubber"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Condominiums :-) xxQ

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Qefenta3' Condominiums :-) xxQ Haha, You could sell them to the Navy (small houses for semen)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Should have a ready supply of condoms ! I can’t think of a more safer form of transportation pod for my exotic fish purchases.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    The most obvious association :) Gezzz S & M this was a tough ask ! :) I'm not going to be able to finish off a 1001 on my own :( lol - Posted from rhpmobile