gazpacho

gazpacho

M63

Getting flabby and fucking like a walrus

January 13 2015

Hey pies. I'm well, thanks for asking. I got one of those Vivofit step counter things for Christmas... so I took it in the spirit in which it was intended and put it on my wrist. As I already have a watch on my left, I fitted it to my right hand side... now... I think there's a flaw in the technology... I've been sitting at my desk on the computer all day and the damb thing has gone spastic... clocking up almost 12,000 steps. What's that about? I fitted it to my ankle and when someone rubs my belly it clocks up a 20 minute jog. Happy New Year. Gaz

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Those things are dodgy. I sometimes hit 10,000 steps driving the car, probably a similar flaw to yours?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Take it off your wanking hand! I am on 8.782 steps so far today. No rubbing involved.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    You know when you have to get a hand mirror to look at your own punani then some things gotta change.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'gazpacho51' I fitted it to my ankle and when someone rubs my belly it clocks up a 20 minute jog. I'm enjoying the visual of you doing the same thing with your leg my dog does when I give him a scratch.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Happy new year Could it have any thing to do with that pile of sticky keyboards stacked up over in the corner ? Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Confirm why scientists believe the IQ of the human race is falling.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ... are they waterproof?? x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    when someone rubs your bum? Will it fly to the moon?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Watches,photocopiers etc all die in their tracks at the sight of me xxFreya

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Awwwww nice to see you back Gaz, I think Meeka's spot on.....😜

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya79' Watches,photocopiers etc all die in their tracks at the sight of me xxFreya Die in your presence too.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    which is hilarious when I tell people what my Jawbone said, they are like WTF? I tell them it is like female's intuition, lol. Mine is quite accurate, dammit! I bought fitbits for all my kids and their girlfriends for xmas as 2 are on a health kick and the other 2 are watching their arses spread. I have however put weight on since I bought the thing last year, grrr!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Just like sooo many men,dying to meet me 😜xxFreya

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    10 years ago

    imagine what your stroke rate (keyboard) will be if you are back on rhp on a regular basis....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Looks like I'm way behind in this wrist thingio, looks like time to throw out the hourglass and get with the techo stuff, nah stuff it, why do I need something to tell me how many steps I have done? I know when I'm all buggered. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • BrightBubbly

    BrightBubbly

    10 years ago

    That is why I have a FitBit One... Sits on my waistband and I don't have that problem. I am on the computer all day at work so I could run a marathon each day !!!

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    10 years ago

    How many steps would it show if you tried that old trick of rubbing your head & your tummy at the same time.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' ... are they waterproof?? x Yeah, absolutely to a depth of flailing around in the pool... and the battery for the no bells version lasts 12 months. :) xx I actually find the silly thing motivating... desperate not to "fail" to achieve my 8800 steps a day (inclusive of GST). I also got a heart monitor so I don't die on the nest. How embarrassing would that be! It's great to see all the forum pies out and about. HugsGaz

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    10 years ago

    that the wrist mounted ones can be so inaccurate when the one on my 3DS is so accurate. It IS 16 steps from my bed to the fridge. And it is 20 steps if i return via the kettle. Not to mention i atleast get the payoff of knowing every step is making my pokemon just that little bit happier. My sister had a cool app for her phone. Essentially a step counter, but includes zombies to motivate you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Suffering similar, haven't worked for 4 months after surgery, gave up smokes at same time, then throw in Christmas !Have about 10kgs to shed, time for some serious Dukan dieting.

  • Plain

    Plain

    10 years ago

    measure what gets taken out of you during sex or does it need more than 30 seconds to take a meaningful reading!!??I know vicious but we have to know right lol!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting '50zcool' Have about 10kgs to shed, time for some serious Dukan dieting. Trying to get started... Soon.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Dryphuz' that the wrist mounted ones can be so inaccurate when the one on my 3DS is so accurate. there is sooooo much more movement in and around different axes than what your 3DS likely moves in.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have the all clear to push the shoulder a bit more , so Monday is the day, Dukan and back to fitness bliss. Thank goodness for cheap salmon !

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    10 years ago

    Hiya Gaz, Happy New Year to you too!

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'Dryphuz' that the wrist mounted ones can be so inaccurate when the one on my 3DS is so accurate. there is sooooo much more movement in and around different axes than what your 3DS likely moves in. Its usually in my thigh cargo pocket. I'm not saying its absolutely accurate, but if i'm sitting still it takes some serious shaking to fool it into thinking i've taken even one step. Compared to Gaz's wrist mounted that clocked thousands its clearly more accurate. My DS Mii is a social butterfly, meeting all sorts of people via "Streetpass", while the real me is a social pariah.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' Quoting 'gazpacho51' I fitted it to my ankle and when someone rubs my belly it clocks up a 20 minute jog. I'm enjoying the visual of you doing the same thing with your leg my dog does when I give him a scratch. Meander thanks for the imagined visuals

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Plain' measure what gets taken out of you during sex or does it need more than 30 seconds to take a meaningful reading!!??I know vicious but we have to know right lol!!! Yeah... it won't start counting until you take 11 steps... or the equivalent in expressed energy in the wanking hand. As for sex, I've not stopped to check.... but in that instance, if i was serious, I'd fit the accompanying heart monitor. Us old buggers have to be careful of enflaming our tachycardia conditions. xxHugsGaz