gazpacho

gazpacho

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Guaging the size of pussy

March 09 2018

Lips. I was shocked to hear from a mate, at a Continuing Professional Development event, over a few free beers and hors dourvres.... that you can tell the size of a woman’s excruciatingly excited dangling bits, in advance... by observing the size of her nose? Don’t shoot the messenger. Hugs Gaz

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  • GezWouldGo

    GezWouldGo

    7 years ago

    🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    That is incorrect . - Posted from rhpmobile

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    7 years ago

    that you look at the size of her lips / mouth ..... - Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    😛 Though I would think it size would be attributed to size of da ass. 😛 Interestly over the years here on earth. I have observed some earthings who partake in freebies anything, tend scale things up, not quite efficiently. 😂😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    So how does that work? 🤔 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'll make an observation if i may? The right side of my bottom lip droops so is bigger than the left and my right labia is also bigger and droops or sits lower. My right boob is also bigger than my left and my right foot is a size bigger than my left foot. Happy to share in the name of science.😊 LC.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    The only body parts, other than genitalia, that contain erectile tissue are the nose and ears. May have some meaning? LC.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I just love a girl that has a nose . Just reminded me of the old fruit loops saying. This is the nose that always knows. Or in this case should that be shows not knows

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    7 years ago

    Im very tempted to say.......I think your "mate" needs to keep going to those CPD events.... ,..... his theory doesnt have merit in my experiences. However..... I've never scientifically sampled women with big noses. And anyway, what defines the size of a nose from average, to larger than average?!!

  • hotdelights

    hotdelights

    7 years ago

    Surf and turf oyster lips or filet steak or thin beacon I like oyster 4 me And iam not a butcher lol please be counted if u have the middle look... girls

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    7 years ago

    Oh dear lawd 😄 Going by that theory. . That makes more than a quarter of the world population with small labias..😄

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ...and hear an echo? It's big..too big! ⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    *Gauging Yeah I'm that guy. Sorry - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    What the actual fuck?! That is literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard! Hahahaha! A vulva has nothing to do with the woman's nose. Bahaha! Oh please don't tell me this is serious?' 😂🤣😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ....and please let me help you wipe. Your nose!!! 🙃😉🤔😆⚡️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    What do you think? Is this serious? PS. nice nose. 😌

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    7 years ago

    Have you told your mate about the dangers of drop bears? And how they took the word 'gullible' out of the dictionary? Geez. This might be a better indicator - next time you're out and you see a lady with a large or largish nose, front her and ask if her labia hang down to her kneecaps. I'm sure you'll get an answer - of sorts....

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    For the ladies to get out the measuring tape. Can’t do the toilet roll test for this one 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    7 years ago

    I ought to have said “gouging” .... oops, cum on my tits. Hugs G

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    7 years ago

    Your secret is safe with me. PM your Stats! Hugs Gaz

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    7 years ago

    Lopsided? Maybe that explains all the head tilting! Hugs Gaz

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Stoke her nose as foreplay? Is there a link between orgasms and sneezing I wonder 🤔 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Stroke. 🤦‍♂️ Earth queen, Let’s come up with an offical RHP pussy measurement device... Maybe spoons would work? Teaspoon, dessert spoon, soup spoon, serving spoon. If your lips fit into the spoon??? Now all you ladies will be off to buy new cutlery! 🤦‍♂️ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    For truer size referencing a warm spoon will eliminate any Shrinkage We all know how we feel about shrinkage 😂😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Are we talking about this, ?????????????? Is it not about the mind and body, connection people have. Fuck a duck, so to be friends or associate with like minded people, I first have to measure, then fuck them, followed by giving detailed written feedback, on their competency to the whole operation. 🔝🔙🔛🔜🔚 Shit a brick it won't be long before, a full written risk assessment will needed to be completed. Hand that in, (god knows who too)to wait till its approved signed off, then posted on notice board. 📵🚱🚯🆗🆒🆙❌✔🚫➖✖➗↗➡⬇⬆🔒🔓 OK I'm happy now, negative gear off, put in wash until another time, correctly attired for casual weekend. Just having a good laugh with and at myself. 😅😅😅😅😅 Have a great weekend u mob

  • swingalingson

    swingalingson

    7 years ago

    For Delivering a question😗😗 play nice Forums are bout questions and communication and some oddball knowledge. Why shutdown something. Let it live.

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    7 years ago

    Tell me more about this pussy you’re preparing a risk analysis on? It’s sounds deep! Please provide detailed feedback in writing, and a PM the performance score. The names will be obscured as my records are merely for statistical analysis. I’ll make this assessment process as swift as possible. Hugs G

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    7 years ago

    Of course it was a mate that said it.....or a friend of a friend. We know it was you....

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    You’ve got me humming the Soundgarden song ‘Spoonman’ and I have a visual of you in a white lab coat with spoons lined up on a metal tray saying “Don’t worry, this won’t hurt a bit “😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    Pinocchio and yell “LIE YA CUNT!!!!” - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Did we just hatch a new kinky fetish? Welcome to my lair(y) spoon Why did I think this, Just found myself in deep thought, staring with intent at the various sections of spoons in my cutlery drawer... I’m with you Annie, it was definitely Gaz. Don’t you need mates first to blame it on them??? 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • bonefide

    bonefide

    7 years ago

    Well that helps to narrow down the assessment approval. Gaz people could look into it to deep, or overlook the positive points. I'm thinking some may rush and just brushing over the finer points therefore may not obtain the output required. Individual outputs may give some input, however working within a 4some 😜together, or as a postive happier larger team may give longer detailed output that covers many points.💋👄 Unsure if a test/draft risk assesment needs to be handed by all involved u know fresh outlook, the angle maybe the light and or maybe position needs to be develop or worked before getting right in there......😆 Any general comments from all the team would be appriciate to develop wallet size type item that fits all cover????????????? Or anti quick assessment presented below seems like a all in effort, up front and to the point. Just straddle...Pinocchio and yell “LIE YA CUNT!!!!”

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    The trivago ad lady.... Predictions anyone? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Trivago ad chicky is HOT!! Cutlery drawer will stay closed for her, just get naked 🤪🤪

  • gazpacho

    gazpacho

    7 years ago

    The Trivago girl has a truly beautiful pendulous? snozz..... Hugs Gaz.