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Hair removal

August 13 2011

Now I know this has been asked before. I want to remove the hair around my private parts. In the past I've used a razor, but after 24 hours it gets extremely itchy and of course needs to be redone by the end of the week. In previous posts people have suggested using hair removal creme. So there I was in the supermarket looking for some. It seems Veet and Nair are quite well represented, but they are wax as far as I understand and need to be pulled off, thus causing much pain. Are there any cremes that one can put on and wash off in the shower? Obviously needs to be suitable for my delicate skin :-) If you could recommend a brand and how a mere male can identify it (eg comes in an arosol can or jar, after all I don't want to ask the shop assistant)

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  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...for pain free hair removal then try what is called a depilatory creams. These work in just a few minutes and remove hair leaving no trace of stubble. The chemicals in them usually don't cause any irritation and have been around for a long time. | As to brands...ask you chemist. If you get lucky, she might just help you with the application. | | | Asking about those and buying 4 dozen condoms is a great ice breaker.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    We use veet cream in a tallish green plastic bottle, no reactions, But one warning: May burn your arse hole ........lol

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    It doesn't hurt....much! Yeah I know, I'm a sadistic bitch...

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I'm surprised you didn't suggest a flame thrower or boiling oil. | Quoting 'MistressT' Yeah I know, I'm a sadistic bitch... And just for the record...I don't think you're a bitch. | | Can I watch?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Come to me baby and I will help remove them using tweezers. It wont hurt a bit I promise. Then when I have each and every last one tweezered out I will smooth off the skin using my power sander. Naturally I will use fine grained sandpaper and of course I will be gentle. l Now would this face lie?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I use Veet. It comes in a plastic tube. Somewhere around the deoderants and razors in the supermarket.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Yep, Veet...that's the one. It will even get the hair off the palms of your hands...or so I have been told. Don't get it up your butt or in your eyes....and for chrissake don't try to remove the hair on your palms of your hands when you are doing what put it there in the first place. | That will cause and irritation.... | | But then again, you can go ask the hot pharmacist again about something to put on the rash?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' I'm surprised you didn't suggest a flame thrower or boiling oil. | Quoting 'MistressT' Yeah I know, I'm a sadistic bitch... And just for the record...I don't think you're a bitch. | | Can I watch? You can join in if you like. A flame thrower is a bit of an overkill. May I borrow your cohiba lighter please Midnight?

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Thanks MistressT and Fionabee for those constructive suggestions. Rofl. It seems Veet is the one to get and don't rub my palms after application :-)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ...to make sure the razor's edge is fine enough to split hairs if you like. | Quoting 'MistressT'You can join in if you like. A flame thrower is a bit of an overkill. May I borrow your cohiba lighter please Midnight? | You may indeed borrow my cohiba lighter, albeit some may call it nothing more than a personalized flame thrower...you know, always overstated but never extreme. I will also bring along the guillotine for my cohibas should you encounter anything else that may need a bit of a trim. | Just a question though, MT...what is mohel and are you licensed for the Bris Milah type of ceremonies? | I think I better just watch.... | | I'm not even Jewish but I just grabbed my junk and whimpered.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Aren't you committing your self to having to maintain it that way, as stubble or partly regrown hair is uncomfortable for your partner during sex? When it has fully regrown it takes on that softer and less prickly feel, but that takes a long time.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    I have been looking into this because I have had the same problems with shaving, itchiness and having to re-do 2-3 times per week. I like to be smooth so take the time to groom. BUT - having researched this I have "heard" many people recommend against using veet or nair on the penis, or testicles because of chemical burn. Thus I have not had the balls to buy some and give it a go. Can anybody who has used these creams on their sensitive bits speak to this... in saying this I am taking a very sharp blade to my nuts several times per week... crazy!!

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MrActive'Aren't you committing your self to having to maintain it that way, as stubble or partly regrown hair is uncomfortable for your partner during sex? When it has fully regrown it takes on that softer and less prickly feel, but that takes a long time. True, but I can understand the women don't want hairs when they are going down on you. The same applies the other way as I'm sure most guys like the pussy to devoid of hair for the same reason. A reasonable compromise would be to make part of the area clear (and maintain it) while leaving the bits one doesn't suck on alone.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    mmmmmmmm lucky your soooooo far away.........what an awsome responce....... lol.....

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    its called a stropp midnight

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    its fuckin heeps better than a razor neer "the tackle" and honestly doesnt sting any worse than a hot sexy woman's cum and plenty of it ........mmmmmmmm.........try getting a squirter going m8 same sort of sting ???????

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'CaptJackSparrow' Thanks MistressT and Fionabee for those constructive suggestions. Rofl. It seems Veet is the one to get and don't rub my palms after application :-) And don't run your hands over your head! (not that one! the one on your shoulders, silly)

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'ChasingMidnight' ...to make sure the razor's edge is fine enough to split hairs if you like. | Quoting 'MistressT'You can join in if you like. A flame thrower is a bit of an overkill. May I borrow your cohiba lighter please Midnight? | You may indeed borrow my cohiba lighter, albeit some may call it nothing more than a personalized flame thrower...you know, always overstated but never extreme. I will also bring along the guillotine for my cohibas should you encounter anything else that may need a bit of a trim. | Just a question though, MT...what is mohel and are you licensed for the Bris Milah type of ceremonies? | I think I better just watch.... | | I'm not even Jewish but I just grabbed my junk and whimpered. If you lend me the lighter we wont need the razor! Your cojones are safe in my hands.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    ..and I will keep my finger on the spring release on the razor sharp cigar nipper. You'd probably miss that little shimmering thing just a bit. | Quoting 'MistressT' Your cojones are safe in my hands. Let's make a deal? You don't hurt me and I won't hurt you...then again, the Marquis would suggest that we both take our best shots and mount any trophies on the Wall of Fame. | You.......are sooooooo twisted.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Quoting 'MrActive'Aren't you committing your self to having to maintain it that way, as stubble or partly regrown hair is uncomfortable for your partner during sex? When it has fully regrown it takes on that softer and less prickly feel, but that takes a long time. It does not affect mine in any way. I dont get a chemical burn and I dont get the itchy regrowth as you do with shaving. No nicks, cuts or rash. I hate shaving as you get the urge to itch in the most awkward of times...like the supermarket checkout, at a meeting with the school principal. Times when it is totally inappropriate for a woman to indulge in a good satisfying scratch. Test it on a small area first just to see if there is any reaction.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    contemplating IPLhave a voucher for some

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    No burns or rashes here from that stuff...but damn when you start putting it on your good bits and bust a chubby? You have to leave it alone, so think of that as a side benefit... | ...delayed gratification and ejaculatory response.

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    Epilady for you. Popcorn for me. I could sell tickets to a show like that.