M33
Help improve my profile
September 08 2014
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OPNmarriagecpl
10 years ago
Nah, its not all that bad. Change your profile picture for starters because I can not even fathom what your trying to attract with a photo like that. Smile, don't be in a dark and dirty room or with other people. Your profile pic is the first thing people look at so make it attractive and enticing.......... NO COCK SHOTS lol. They really are gross and unless you've got a 10 inch cock (around) then I would not make such a big deal out of it. Also, for me.......... you are just way to young. Its a tough gig on RHP and you will need to grow a very thick skin because you are competing against some very, very, very sexy articulate men of all ages.
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Seachange
10 years ago
Oh dear me. Ihad the same reaction as curiousplay. Your pic for starters. Not attractive pic. You look angry. Put up a smiling pic of you having fun. I am not into cockshots so if you have any, good luck to you and I hope they look great. I am a guest so I dont see these things., Write something fun about yourself. You are young so say what you are looking for. Tell us about what type of woman is attractive to you, what is the most attractive part of a woman is to you, etc. You say you are funny but your profile does not reflect it. so reflect a bit of your personality on here. I should start a side job in writing profiles for men. Lol. Good luck. Btw. you ar also too young for me but I hope you meet lots of fun and nice girls/ladies.
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Your profile pic.....SMILE dude no one wants to look at a puffer fish! *Sorry, it was first thought that popped into my head when I looked at your profile pic* I read your profile and it confused me...you want "casual" and then in What you are looking for you want "No strings attached"See the confusion...Which one do you want? casual or No strings?? What does each one mean to YOU? Then write your answer in your profile. Also What are you going to bring to the table and what do YOU have to offer? Maybe add info about you, your likes and dislikes, how YOU treat a woman that kind of thing. Write exactly how you would talk to a women in your everyday life. I mean you wouldn't walk up to a woman (in public) and say "I have10" cock and can last for hours on end*..would you?? At the end of the day...It's your profile and you can write what you want - how you present it is another thing, as it will attract the type of woman you are looking for. Good Luck and All the best. Foxy xx
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ah the pic was meant to be a joke but I guess it doesn't come off that way
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RHP User
10 years ago
Ok i've updated some stuff, when it is approved have a look and let me know?
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your profile is your calling card, not a wish list.The purpose of your profile is to market you and focus on what you have to offer, let your prospective match know that spending time with you will be enjoyable. If you wouldn't say it on your first meet/date, don’t write it in your profile.Don’t write your profile like you’re writing a text message.Build a playful conversation-starter right into your profile.Want interesting messages from interesting people? Ask interesting questions! Don’t be negative or too serious,otherwise why would they want to contact you? When was the last time you read a person’s profile and thought Wow, they sound like they really need me to cheer them up…I definitely want to meet them!
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
I gone back and re-read your profile...That's much better. Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
Noble Nick. Casual and no strings attached means the same thing to me and probably will to most people but always a good idea to clarify what you are really looking for.
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
OK, I'm going to give the male perspective on what I saw, and in the order that I (and others probably) saw it. 1. Photo is first reference point. Take note of prior comments.2. The tag line (I assume) reflects you have a sense of humour3. Seeking 18-60? Come on. Do you have standards? I mean, you may like older girls but a 42 year age range suggests you're not at all picky, and thats desperate. Not appealing.4. 5. Dont refer to your dick. Don't listen to the "but its an adult site, I should be able to do what I want" types. Ask these dick flashing types how thats working for them on a % basis. Yes, some women say they love dick photos and comments. They're a minority and you're seeking to broaden your appeal to the majority.6. Pubic hair.... "hairy". Fix that shit. If you love a woman who is well groomed, give her that same respect. Yes, some like a mammoth rolling over them. More don't. Mass appeal comment again. 7. you've given a profile little detail, thats great. A bit more about the experiences you enjoy can help someone connect with you emotionally. 8. Theres no point to mention seeking NSA/casual. We're not in Playschool here. We're adults, and all relationships are casual until you both decide otherwise because you've taken time to determine you BOTH work together.9. "looking for". More detail needed. Of course you'd need to meet first. You're not gonna post body fluids anonymously, right?! The "see where it takes us" comment is used by 97.689% of guys in here. Where is it supposed to take you? The Apple store?! We know whats inferred, so theres no need to say it Do yourself a favour.Read 20 guys profiles. Then, forget everything they did, because most of it is utter crap. There is an over reliance on abs and flexing undies in the bathroom pics.... and if you're in great shape thats good... but, it won't make up for toxic character flaws and shitty attitudes.abundance on We haven't even gotten to messaging. Most important.Learn how to send effective, engaging messages that compel a reply.BE interesting, BE engaging. BE someone they want to get to know. Now, go play! DG
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hi Noble Nick Your profile is OK. I think profile's are overrated. It's worth remembering that a lot of people on here are in the 35-45 age bracket who are separated and can't be arsed going to the pub anymore to find a partner. So your age counts against you a bit in that regard. I know when I was in my 20's I was looking for my life partner. Anyway you said you have a sense of humour so far better to hit the forums and meet and greets etc and work your magic. Heck I know its hard but go up to women in a bar, bus stop etc and start chatting. Amazing where it might lead. EG
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RHP User
10 years ago
Why are we knocking boxer shots ? Being an enterprising bloke, I struck a royalty deal with jockey, for every profile view I get, my bank account grows :) So get viewing please, its all going to a good cause :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Seachange
10 years ago
Saying it like a man, DG. Geeez, Tough Love there for you Nick. All very good points. Most men's profiles are so boring as soon as I open it and see it is a template generated profile or just 1 l-2 lines, I close it straight away. Can I just please make another comment to help you out. Put up a couple more pics of you smiling in a relaxed environment, cafe or outdoors, ones that are not taken in the harsh light of toilet bathrooms. Just another way they ladies can connect with you. Just my opinion. And wishing you the best again.
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RHP User
10 years ago
But your current pic isn't appealing. You're smiling so I think it's a new one (based on previous comments) but I still don't rate it. It's blurry/grainy, you look awkward and unnatural, and you don't look confident. A reality check, if you're just looking for sex. Men dramatically outnumber women here and many of the men are hot hot hot. For women who are happy to have no strings sex this site can be like an awesome candy shop. If you can't match the guys with your looks and body, you're going to have to let your personality shine through. I recommend finding a bunch of profiles you like - of average men and women - and working out what you like about them. The photos, the humour, whatever. Learn from them :) If you're really looking for a relationship, smarten up your photos and head to a more vanilla dating site. In the meantime, head over to the Bad Boy thread - you might learn a bit there about what attracts a woman. Good luck! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Your up there for all to see. What your doing etc so be prepared for someone in your maths tutorial to say hi, saw you on RHP. If your ok with that fine. Your picture has to be re done. Just a matter of a little change of angle, get somone to do it for you, just a nice casual shot. Maybe not so close up with a bit of your torso etc. being humors is fine but really no need to say that as who ever your with can determin that for themselves its rather subjective. DG is right as much as it sticks in my throat to say it...
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cleopatrababe
10 years ago
Change your profile shot it does nothing for you ,,,, if u cant doone yourself get someto do t for u take a lot of them and pic the one that says something about who u are ,,, you are young and it really is a jungle out there for men your age ,, woman enjoy stimulating conversations no matter what age so provide them with that ,,, you will be surprised what woman want these days ,, good luck
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RHP User
10 years ago
Great second post :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yep. Turn down the lights bro, just a bit. keep it sexy lit, photo lighting off anybody's skin should be warm and low - scalled mood lighting. Unless you have a different approach, that's my 5c
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RHP User
10 years ago
Dont worry man just be yourself everyone likes different things. I dont have a smile on mine but i guess after thos comments its not a silly thing to change. Chin up and keep doing your thing some ppl will find it attractive - Posted from rhpmobile
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