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Help me Wanda
March 15 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can someone please help me figure out why I can't message anyone or send flirts??- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'robnthat' Can someone please help me figure out why I can't message anyone or send flirts??- Posted from rhpmobile It's because you are a guest.
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RHP User
12 years ago
They're all free now. Contact help if you can't send flirts, they should be able to help you if it's a technical issue. Paintme is right about the messages though. A mention that updating your profile to be more individual before paying for membership is going to give you a much better chance of getting answers to those messages. Peachy
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Mr_MrsAraps
12 years ago
Nice post for offering your wisdom to the peeps Freya ..... I man Wanda
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RHP User
12 years ago
I think my profile says the wrong shit. I never know with these things. One thing I do know is a have much better results talking to women in person than via this site. I usually have no problems in the real world. Well, you might ask why I am here... These days, I live in a small town. Nobody is around! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Where are you a Wanda ring to?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'sunshine_man' I think my profile says the wrong shit. I never know with these things. One thing I do know is a have much better results talking to women in person than via this site. I usually have no problems in the real world. Well, you might ask why I am here... These days, I live in a small town. Nobody is around! - Posted from rhpmobile I hear you sunshine. I can talk to a woman in real life without difficulty. I just keep on forgetting to ask them out on a date date. So, every time we meet, we just meet as friends, chatting or catching a movie or a concert then going our separate ways. Great beginning, good middle but the end has a failure of execution. So of inverse of my chess games. Mediocre beginning, good middle and great ending
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RHP User
12 years ago
sometimes I wonder that myself
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MissSarahCurious
12 years ago
I think your profile wording is great. Your main pic is bad tho, nobody looks good at that angle! And you say in your profile that you're not good at introductory messages, so rather than being defeatist about it, make an effort to improve.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Your profile is not bad at all, but keep it all positive! Things like "If I have sent you a message, it probably won't be the most interesting introduction. I'm just not terribly good at that kind of thing. I don't think these profiles convey the real person behind them anyway", are indeed defeatist and would make me lose interest. Same for the bla bla bit. I see you are friends with Freya, surely she'll have some great tips for you?
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RHP User
12 years ago
(warning, very mild self-promotion ahead...) I'm considering changing my profile statistic about body shape/type from 'amble' to 'average' to get a little more "traffic". I'm worried I'll be one of those "he turned up and wasn't what he said he was" guys. Is it worth the risk, and how far does "average" stretch these days? Thank you in advance, Messolonghi Esq.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Messolonghi'I'm considering changing my profile statistic about body shape/type from 'amble' to 'average' to get a little more "traffic". I'm worried I'll be one of those "he turned up and wasn't what he said he was" guys. Is it worth the risk, and how far does "average" stretch these days? We'll be happy to give my (oops, our) strictly professional opinion.
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RHP User
12 years ago
If your pics are current go with average.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Messo, what she meant to say was she can't really tell. PG access please!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Based on your current profile pics I'd say average. Athletic usually means lean with good sized muscles. Ample means fleshy/flabby/large-ish. Hard to tell from your pics if you could go for athletic, and hard to tell without a naked torso shot whether you're ample. So, I'm settling on average, based on how you look in your clothes :) You like nice in your clothes, by the way. JMO x
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RHP User
12 years ago
Apologies :)
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RHP User
12 years ago
????? is my profile to up its self lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'lil_bit_angelic' Apologies :) Just don't call me Miso. I'm nobody's soup ;)So, just so I'm clear, PG pics are supposed to be nekkid, or semi-nekkid? That explains a few things...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'funhands' ????? is my profile to up its self lol I personally don't think so. It reads kinda cool actually The 'ask me' smoking bit is a bit of a worry though ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
why thank you I just didnt know if most would think I took myself a bit to seriesly. lol I forgot about the smokeing part, that was put in just after my separation and some bad habits crept in lucky it didnt hold :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Poetry?! Kudos!!! Paintme, perhaps the smoking answer is "only after sex". The solution to which is, of course, to use more lube... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bahahaha mr powers strikes again..... Do you smoke after sex,,,,, don't know have never looked- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I must admit that I Googled your poem, to see if it was really yours. I like it! And Messo: Now where is that PG access? Show you mine if you show me yours...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can see Messo's PG ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' And Messo: Now where is that PG access? Show you mine if you show me yours... Balls in your court, m'lady. I'm on a hiatus from being a subscriber, you've got the right of reply. I've even set my 'auto-response' to grant PG access, automagically ;)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'paintme'I can see Messo's PG ... Cause I can too lol Messo - youre definitly average. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
12 years ago
Would anyone be kind enough to comment on my profile? Thanks in advance.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Damn......can't believe i never asked for access! Must be the blonde in me.....or maybe he just dazzled me with his mind! Quoting 'Lost_Focus' Quoting 'paintme'I can see Messo's PG ... Cause I can too lol Messo - youre definitly average. Kisses Focus
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RHP User
12 years ago
"Messo - you're definitly average." Just this once, I'm happy to hear those words! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
What specific advice do you want? Seems pretty decent to me... But what does the name mean? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv'Would anyone be kind enough to comment on my profile? Thanks in advance. The bit about calmness was funny, and so true. Not sure about the women "reading a book a week" preference, I wonder if that's asking a bit much? And can RHP remove the "ask me" options from the profiles already? Women here don't ask, because we don't have to. I'd rather see the "prefer not to say" option.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'zu7bcv'Would anyone be kind enough to comment on my profile? Thanks in advance. God Damn! What are you doing all the way over there?? Im only missing some of the dances but hey youre more than welcome to teach me lol. Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'zu7bcv'Would anyone be kind enough to comment on my profile? Thanks in advance. The bit about calmness was funny, and so true. Not sure about the women "reading a book a week" preference, I wonder if that's asking a bit much? And can RHP remove the "ask me" options from the profiles already? Women here don't ask, because we don't have to. I'd rather see the "prefer not to say" option. Reading a book a week? Ms_Devious - thats every couple of days for me. Im a voracious reader. My bookshelves attest to that fact. I do agree with the ask me option and do prefer your alternative. Or Maybe if we click a prefer not to answer option it doesnt show on the profile? Kisses Focus
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Messolonghi'"Messo - you're definitly average." Just this once, I'm happy to hear those words! - Posted from rhpmobile I giggled as I wrote that knowing exactly how that could be interpretted hahahaha Kisses Focus
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RHP User
12 years ago
I can honestly say that the only things ample about you are your intellect and your sense of humour. Though of course I have yet to judge your you-know.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can you tell us where Freya went? She left with only a moment's notice.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Can you tell us where Freya went? She left with only a moment's notice. What happened?
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RHP User
12 years ago
I hope that whatever has disturbed you is a momentary thing and that you feel better real soon and if you feel up to it that you return to RHP. In the meantime, look after yourself. Peachy >>> knows how the ups and downs in the forums aren't as much fun as many would like them to be. :-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thank Ms_Devious. Will update the ask me to something else. Do you think I should take the reading book part out? I prefer my women to be avaricious readers. I will be happy for them to read me. Messo, the name was randomly generated. It is easy enough to remember so stuck with it? Do you suggest changing it?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Focus, I wasn't even thinking of my average Johnson... just being Joe Average. I'm naive, I know. And thank you Ms D, Paintme, Focus.... you gave me confidence to graduate to Average.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Oh, that really takes the shine off things... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Lost_Focus' Quoting 'Ms_Devious'Can you tell us where Freya went? She left with only a moment's notice. What happened? when they aren't getting what they need. I reckon Freya's just up at the bar having a drink and a chat and she'll be back later. Can I make a request? The Chillout lounge needs a library ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
I used to read a few books a week but unfortunately since finding RHP & other online communities three years ago I some how stopped reading as much. Disgraceful. I have started reading again but nowhere near as much as I used too. :(
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heretplay
12 years ago
... then, could I improve mine in anyway? Interest in my profile seems to flow like the tides, high then low, but without the frequency lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'heretplay'... then, could I improve mine in anyway? Interest in my profile seems to flow like the tides, high then low, but without the frequency lol. If you lived here I'd definitely be interested. Though I hope you wouldn't hold the Mensa thing against me.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I miss her already I'm thinking the 4 M's will pounce on the "anything but" average Messo very soon. (jumps up and down - 4 more sleeps)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' I used to read a few books a week but unfortunately since finding RHP & other online communities three years ago I some how stopped reading as much. Disgraceful. I have started reading again but nowhere near as much as I used too. :( Meeka, perhaps I should change it to reading RHP forums. That might get more interests. I would request a friend of you, except your profile is unavailable. Pity you are not in WA. Then again, when I was in VIC, I was too busy reading books instead of meeting people. Ah, I seem to get my priorities wrong.
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MissSarahCurious
12 years ago
The first thing that jumped out at me on your profile was the use of 'hence why' when you go on to state you're looking for people who can structure a sentence, seems hypocritical. Plus, negatives only turn away positive people.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Since the review committee is offering reviews of profilesI formal submit my profile for review by those who know best, the ladies of RHPbe brutal, with my profile thats is
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'heretplay' ... then, could I improve mine in anyway? Interest in my profile seems to flow like the tides, high then low, but without the frequency lol. My experience reflects the wise comments above... you will never stop the things you don't want (one line intro's, a profile gallery that resembles the 'before' section of a cosmetic surgeon's portfolio...). I believe you can only ever increase your own attractiveness to the right people, and sometimes in doing so this will discourage the wrong ones (but not always). There will always be flotsam and jetsam on a tide.So, rewrite the last few paragraphs (or dump everything but your love of butts), and then it is a cracking read (although I'm not your target market).
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'L00king_4fun'Since the review committee is offering reviews of profiles I formal submit my profile for review by those who know best, the ladies of RHP be brutal, with my profile thats is Your profile is well written. I do wonder what "Taking things further" means exactly, considering you are married. Not judging, but suggesting you make that part a bit clearer, so women know what to expect and what not.
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heretplay
12 years ago
Oh no, that would be the LAST thing that I would try to hold against your sexy self. And if you could teach me a thing or two about, well whatever, then I would happily have you tutor me... Hmmm haven't been to Sydney for a while, might have to change that lol.
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heretplay
12 years ago
Your feedback is appreciated. And yes "hence why" isn't correct, "hence I'm on here" would have been. Thus, I decided to take hence out altogether. As to my request for people to be able to structure a sentence, that was more in regard to the fact that a lot of people feel the need to write in text speak and I find that lazy and annoying. Admittedly I could have just written that but chose not to. As for me, I know that I'm not a mental giant and I do make mistakes so I don't expect perfect grammar etc from anyone else. What I was trying to ask for was just a little bit of effort. Is that too much too ask?
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heretplay
12 years ago
I get what you're saying. I guess a lot of what I've written applies more to the single males who maybe send me three quarters of the messages that I receive in my inbox. While some send me coherent messages, many don't. Many are literally "hi, how's it goin" or "what you upto". Riveting stuff, but not compelling me to respond and leads me to the conclusion that they chose not to read my profile. Basically, writing what I have is my way of trying to help them to help themselves lol. And not just with me, but with everyone they send a message to. Sought of a community service message.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'heretplay'Riveting stuff, but not compelling me to respond and leads me to the conclusion that they chose not to read my profile.Think you've answered the question of whether there is any value on having such a community service on your profile at all, then...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Just a little bit!
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RHP User
12 years ago
I do like the dimples above your tooshie in your profile pic though ... Oh dear, is that shallow? Me bad.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Thanks for the review Ms Dyour comment is valid, I will revisit my profilethat is once I have cleared my thoughts of that sexy lip biting image of yours ;)
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heretplay
12 years ago
Not bad at all. And the only things that are shallow are my dimples lol
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RHP User
12 years ago
I thought Drift had lost his bottle and turned his back on us...same dimples different arse
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