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High Voltage Sex?

March 09 2015

When I was younger I went through a "vacuum stage" where I would stick my willy in the vacuum cleaner (oh c'mon guys!.... who hasn't had a little dance with "Mrs Hoover" at some stage!). Um.... Well, moving on.... Then a while ago, being bored shitless, I was watching Battlestar Galactica on the TV and found myself fantasizing over that blond Cylon lady. You know the one, the one that was bonking that nutty scientist dude (I forget his name). Anyway, THEN last Sat night I attended a bit of a party up the back of Mullumbimby. Whilst running around pant less, I fell down a hill and couldn't climb back up due to the slippery wet grass. Whilst wandering around in the dark I staggered into an electric fence and got several good jolts right on the cock. The result was that I had a HUGE erection that did not subside until this afternoon (2 days latter). Is this unusual? I mean, I know she's a robot and all that, but she's so fracking HOT! Obi1

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madotara69

10 years ago

I believe you build up a tolerance for the electric shock, try it again next week and see how it goes and so on until eventually having the conductivity utility for sucking the battery system dry of power and shoot sparks when fantasising with the robot lady and it won't be nearly as painful as it has been first time over the last couple of days. May the force be with you, By the mighty powers of Grey Skull, Roger Ramjet etc etc, not unusual at all. Nano Nano Obi1 ............./\./\ Mado /``\ (black ears and matching cape) ........|...\.^./...| ......./....|.B |....\ ...../...../......\.....\ Mado Tara xx

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RHP User

10 years ago

You were slipping on the grass,or just on the grass at Mullimbimby?...xxFreya

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RHP User

10 years ago

Obi1, you sure know how to put a new twist on electro-play

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RHP User

10 years ago

Have never heard of an erection from an electric fence. You could have paralyzed some of the muscles in the blood vessels of your cock. Muscles when relaxed will contract (hence rigamortis after death) and if the jolt temporally paralyzed the blood vessels or the nerves to the blood vessels that control the out flow of blood from the cock, the result would be constriction of blood out and you would end up with an uncontrolled erection. Having a bit of a hunt down it seems you are not the only one to have had this happen. From you description it sounds like a modern solid state energizer fence that would detect the ground leak and the give you about ten thousand volts over one hundred thousandth of a second. Not being all that familiar with them but they do carry a very high current, in the order of 5amps (for 10000Volts that is 50Kw) which is a massive amount of energy. I bet it bloody hurt like hell. I would not do it again as you could risk permanent damage and it may just have been luck that sent the current to the bits that control blood outflow. I have a relative that is a cardiologist and will ask him about it. Who knows it could be a new way to get hard without pills. I have a question.Where on your cock did the fence touch? And hell yes she is very hot. I would do her over seven of nine any day.

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RHP User

10 years ago

Mado and Tara, LMAO as usual!. Thank you for that helpful advice super-mado. I will go and get the jumper leads out this weekend and do some testing. (I wonder where that 110amp battery is?). And Freya my darling, I am sure that I have no idea what you are alluding to! However, now that I think about it, there WAS a funny smell in the air (but I thought it was just my bum fluff on fire!)

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Mischeviouslad

10 years ago

Who hasn't slipped in mud in a field and zapped their genitals.... then shared the ridiculous story with the internet...... This is very common.

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RHP User

10 years ago

I'd recommend the taking the pills option. (Although Super-mado's suggestion IS rather tempting...) Obi1

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RHP User

10 years ago

brought tears to me eyes when i read.and a very good story teller.

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RHP User

10 years ago

Holey Heck mate! Great explanation! Perhaps you should change your name to "Dr Karl" !! :)To answer your question: the first jolt was at the base from the top. As I then fell into the fence (and half through it) the rest is a bit fuzzy.Question for you mate: do you recon' she would be one of those advanced "self lubricating" models? (or would one have to still service her in the old fashioned way??) ;) Obi1

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madotara69

10 years ago

Let's keep things on track.

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RHP User

10 years ago

my sisters and I used to dare each other to touch the electric fence at the horse paddocks behind my nan's place but not with our genitals, haha. Thanks for the laugh and hysterical visuals!

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tipper930

10 years ago

I can honestly say I haven't had a tango with a Hoover, I complained to Hoover directly but they refused to make a larger hose :) ...... I'm with you on the electric fence though, got zapped on the pecker one time and the bugger stared at my face for over a day.... Try getting the mrs to hold your cock in one hand and have her touch the electric fence, I heard it intensifies the zapp....... Tip

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RHP User

10 years ago

I believe Kerrick make a really good wet/dry industrial vacc with super big hoses!

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RHP User

10 years ago

The day they make something that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners...

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MsSuperFoxy

10 years ago

I wonder if "Rosie" (Jestsons maid) ever had sex?? It's not like she would ever be tired, or uses excuses of head aches or get sick of doing the housework. Obi - check out the book "Love and Sex with Robots" by David Levy... *chuckles* And ohhhhhhh stay away from electric fences!! Foxy

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lovman8

10 years ago

A dog piss on an electric fence. From the yelps and frantic running it certainly excited him. Hmmmm may be what I need to spark up my sex life?

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RHP User

10 years ago

I'd definately bonk Rosie. (I went out with her older sister Rita back in the late eighties). Xx Obi1

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