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How Embarrassment!

November 30 2014

So it's Friday night & I've arranged to meet friends for some drinks at an uber cool bar in the city. I'm dressed to the nines, and look like a million bucks in a very sexy little black dress and gorgeous new strappy sandals. I strut into the place confident that every eye in the joint will be on me. And I was right... I don't think that I'd taken more than 10 steps before realising that polished floors and 5 inch stilettoes are not a good match... I slipped, landed on my ass, my feet in the air, my panties on display and, yes, every eye in the joint checking me out. The embarrassment! The mortification! Not to mention the fact that my injured tailbone has put me out of action for at least two weeks! Just wondering if anyone else has a public humiliation story that they'd be willing to share, so that I don't feel like the only klutz on the planet? Much love,Elle xx PS My mother's words "Pride comes before a fall" keep ringing in my ears... boy, I sure proved her right lol.PPS Luckily, they my were good Victoria's Secret panties :)

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AnnieWhichway

10 years ago

I have several but this one pops up immediately at the thought. Had on a pair of new tights under my skirt. Shiny finish. Hooked up a pair of undies to try and keep the crutch of the tights up where they should be. Shopping at Chadstone, one of the biggest in the country. As I passed one of the open type makeup shops in the public area, the 2 assistants, fascinated in a passing tranny, engage me in some sales talk. Suddenly felt something change down below. Shop assistants gaze both diverted down. Mine followed. Low and behold I catch sight of my undies finishing the journey towards my ankles. Pulled em up and scurried. I suppose my embarrassment was almost worth the look on their faces!! And I think the many shoppers passing by. But had no time to look any where except for the exit as I hoped an earthquake would strike right then. Took a couple of years before I went back there. And if I'm wearing shiny, slippery tights or panty hose, it's the spanx over the top. Ain't any chance of them sliding off.

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RHP User

10 years ago

If I was riding by on my flashy white stallion and seen you spread eagled and stressed like that , I would have galloped in whisked you up and galloped off into the teal blue night... Easy ? BTW... Where were all the other Sir Gallahads ?

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RHP User

10 years ago

Black sheer stay-up stockings and shiny heels seemed like a good choice for shopping...until one of the stay-ups came down, pooling at my ankle and displaying a lily white leg...in the middle of the lingerie section (where else!) I bent down and pulled it up, trying to twist the top and make it stay but alas, no luck. I ditched the pair of them in the middle of Myer and held my head up high, smirking at the shocked assistants :)

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RHP User

10 years ago

Do you remember when Naomi Campbell tripped on her insane heels during a runway show and fell flat on her arse? The main thing people remember about is that she laughed harder than anyone else while sprawled on the floor. A long time ago I walked down a street where an artist had displayed all his drawings for sale on the sidewalk. I was looking for my umbrella, not paying attention, and I managed to walk over every single one of them. He yelled, people looked, and I was so mortified I ran. Still feel bad about that one.

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TallBaldSexy

10 years ago

Playing a particular sport many years ago.....This super super sexy lady walks in to "try it out" - oh fucking dear I should have just had a perve and let it go....oh no the young 20yo SA couldnt help himself.... With a foot caught 6'6" in the air on a set of straps my tailbone found out how humiliating gravity could be too....darn that fucking Newton all he had to do was eat the fucking apple instead he invented gravity.....

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6exxy

10 years ago

Gurl ya can't help bad luck. I feel for ya! Hey it was thanksgiving this weekend. Did you make the pie???

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Forus1234

10 years ago

Recently, we were overseas for work & we were heading out for a function, walking from motel to the function room, Mrs Forus not watching where she was walking, trod on the drain cover & when she stepped forward her stiletto heel was caught in the drain cover & she managed to take it for a walk with her, we started to get a little worried as it took a good 10 mins to set it free! Her best ones from Vegas, a little damaged but she still wears them out with the scars! The drain cover now has her name on it, we still have a good laugh at the photos!

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RHP User

10 years ago

modelling at Westfeilds Miranda when she lost her wrap around with her G being her only protection. ?

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RHP User

10 years ago

Thanks everyone for sharing your stories... definitely not feeling like the only klutz on the planet any more :) Much love, Elle xx

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Mischeviouslad

10 years ago

Playing rugby for a Sydney club.... grand final day, capacity crowd at a large stadium, televised on ABC. I emerged from a ruck with my shorts unceremoniously ripped right in half and I had to run to the sideline to request one of the reserves give me theirs. 5 minutes later...... you wouldn't believe it happened again! My Grandmother called me that night, rather amused.

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RHP User

10 years ago

Many years ago I was walking down the street with our Marketing Manager. We were enjoying the morning sun after being at a breakfast meeting. Workers had laid a hose across the footpath which she didn't see. I saw it at the last moment. Her foot landed on it and the hose rolled. I reached out to stop her from falling but my left hand went straight up her butt. I still piss myself at the sight, her initially lurching back as she started falling the thrusting her pelvis forward as she felt my hand up her bum..... she ripped her stockings broke a few fingernails and was really angry at me for laughing so much.....

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