SimplyUs

SimplyUs

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How do we approach a Unicorn…?

November 07 2020

Hey Guys, How you doing? Alright now that we have that boring yet seemingly mandatory RHP opener out of the way, let’s add a little flavour so you can get a better sense of “us”. We are SimplyUs, which is exactly what you get. Real, down to earth people that make up a normal, everyday couple who just happen to have an adventurous streak… Over the past couple of years we have ventured out of our everyday life in suburbia to dip our toes in the sultry waters of the land of RHP and tasted some of the exotic fruit on offer. During this journey we have heard rumours of a legendary rare creature known as a Unicorn, but like many that have come before us had failed to even catch the slightest glimpse of one and were starting to believe that it was all just a wonderful myth. However we believe that we may have actually found one and she seems to be as exquisite a creature as we, especially he, had always fantasied. So our question, as the topic suggests, is how do we approach a Unicorn…? The main challenge as we see it is, how do we get their attention and stand out amidst the avalanche of messages we are sure they no doubt receive without scaring them off? We welcome advice/comments/stories from couples similar to us that have been successful (or not) in this quest or potentially more valuable from any Unicorns that may care to share some of their secrets with us so that we can have the best chance when we reach out to them and avoid unintentionally offending or similar. Please note we are long time lurkers and first time posters so please be kind with your responses. Thanks. SimplyUs

Comments

  • teamaj2

    teamaj2

    4 years ago

    Simply - Congratulations on your first post . This question has been asked many times and that’s okay . Lurking in the post waters is expected and a good place to learn how others tic and what’s happening in the land of RHP. Unicorns , those mystical creatures that definitely do exist are , as you know very sought after . We have attended parties / events in Melbourne and they are 100% real . I’m unsure , what is on in WA for you to attend ? You seem an attractive , articulate , normal young couple and I’d think you may have more luck meeting someone there . As with messaging on here , in person , be friendly , not pushy and most importantly yourselves . Just be mindful , she is not joining you to just please and fulfil your fantasies. She ( like anyone joining you ) has her own wants , needs and boundaries. Respect goes a long way . Obviously , I’m not a unicorn . We have met plenty of them and been lucky enough to have many fantastic evenings in their company. Good luck . Ax

  • RHP

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    Apparently, Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

  • Sawadee

    Sawadee

    4 years ago

    How do you approach a unicorn ? First you gotta find one ?7 Good luck

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    4 years ago

    Before anything, the unicorn has to like you or both. After all it's her choice. She comes to you! Many smug couples forget that. 😕 Ms Foxy

  • SimplyUs

    SimplyUs

    4 years ago

    Reading back through some older posts and we found some great advice about “being the couple that gets them” as well as some recommended reading “10 THINGS COUPLES DO THAT MAKE ME WANT TO F*CK THEM” by Luna Matatas (you’ll need to Google it as forum doesn’t allow links).

  • ExhibitionistEve

    ExhibitionistEve

    4 years ago

    Hi, unicorn here 🙋‍♀️ Honestly most of the couples seeking unicorns here in my experience have set the ettiquette bar extremely low. Majority of the initial messages I receive are some combo of the following: 1. Copy paste intros, not tailored to the individual 2. Unsolicited porn, or graphic sexual requests 3. Assuming be being on this site, or interested in a certain kind of sex, means I'm guaranteed to want those things with them 4. Boundary pushing for things I've stated I'm not interested in ^ I personally think these are pretty bare minimum standards to have, but judging by 90% of the reactions I get from couples I turn down (I think politely), they're sky high and I'm a stuck up bitch. 🤷‍♀️ So I think if you can avoid those 4 mistakes then you will already be catching her attention. I think people can be put off by the idea of competition due to the demand for unicorns, but forget that the pool of interest is much wider than the actual pool of appealing contenders once you factor in things like mutual attraction and dealbreakers. You're probably not competing with as many people on here as you think you are, especially if this unicorn isn't talking to single men or is after something niche. You sound already like you are putting thought into how you will approach her so that's an excellent start that will likely get you noticed. I think if you're actually sending out polite, thoughtful, non-creepy messages, then any lack of interest you receive will be a matter of incompatibility rather than an issue with your approach. I'll try and give a better comment with some more specific advice about what to write when I go on my lunch break, but judging by your attitude I'm sure you'll nail it.

  • ExhibitionistEve

    ExhibitionistEve

    4 years ago

    Lots of people send copy paste messages, so it's generally good to make reference to what you see in her profile, especially shared interests or other points of compatibility, so she knows you're writing to her. I personally like the message to be signed off so I know which person is writing to me, but I don't know anyone else who's picky about that. I'd send some face pics, or offer to, in your intro message (facial attraction is very important to some). I think it's good ettiquette to open yours first if you're requesting she reciprocate, or vice versa, and not be demanding about it. I know some people find it an automatic turn off if you send unsolicited nudes, so it's best to ask first if she'd like to see it, or at least write a disclaimer when you send the album that it contains nudes. Obviously don't be aggro or pushy if you don't hear back right away. If she's on a guest profile I think she has a 7 day window to respond to your message, so if you haven't heard back after a week then I think it's okay to send ONE follow up message to reopen the window for her without seeming pushy. Offering contact details for another platform is a matter of personal preference, but I think if you're going to do it then that follow up message would be the right time. Something you should demonstrate in your message in my opinion, is why you want a unicorn. So many couples objectify unicorns and don't care what they have to offer her, or what she hopes to get out of it. They don't seem to care about her as an individual, instead seeing all unicorns as interchangeable vaginas to fill a pre-determined role in the couple's one-sided fantasy. Show her you're taking an active interest in her individuality and what you have to offer her - e.g. ask questions like what she enjoys about (or is hoping to achieve by) swinging, to figure out where her fantasies overlap with yours. Provide some insight into the kind of unique experience she can expect with you. I know this is a hook-up site, but a message or two to establish connection first will go a long way, instead of right off the bat asking to meet IRL or sending graphic messages about what you're hoping to do with her in your opening message. It's personal preference but you risk coming across as indiscriminate or objectifying to some. ESPECIALLY when you've given detail to these plans without consulting her for input. I feel like a more effective strategy, once you've established mutual interests, is to move things forward in a way that empowers her and tailors the offer to the woman you're talking to. Ask if she might be interested in exploring (mutual interest) with you and suggest some options that may work for everyone depending on her comfort level (such as would she rather meet at your house, a swinger's club, a cafe etc). I can't think from the top of my head of a couple who's done this with me and not gotten a date, and all the best couples I've been with have established this kind of dynamic from the start which is what stood out to me. Who knows, maybe that tells you more about what woos me than what works for all unicorns in general 😅

  • RHP

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    1) let the woman in the couple do most of the talking, especially at first. 2) don’t go on about how it’s your fantasy to ‘add’ another woman to your bed. Everybody knows that’s why you’re here. Instead talk about what’s in it for her and why she might want to take the time to get to know you. 3) talk about who you are as individuals. Couples are not a single entity... or at least they shouldn’t be. 4) please be gracious when politely declined. I’ve had everything from ‘just another fake profile’ to ‘how can you say we don’t match. I wanna fuck your pussy and she wants to lick your pussy, what more do you want?’ Everyone is allowed to have preferences and it’s ok to not be everyone’s cup of tea. 5) if you just want a female person to fuck, consider paying for the services of a sex worker. Then you can have the fantasy experience without having to do any of the aforementioned work.

  • RuralBiCple

    RuralBiCple

    4 years ago

    Firstly take a photo as quietly as you can (as no one has a genuine picture of one on the internet), then approach from the front with a halter or piece of rope behind your back and some hay stretched out in front of you.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    4 years ago

    By its horn?