RHP

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How low do they go?

January 05 2015

Not sure if I've seen it on here or elsewhere, and apologies to all the regular forum posters if this topic has been covered. Is it true that you can tell a mans age by how low his balls hang?? Isn't it just a case of the older you get the lower they hang? Or are there some seriously heavy hairy bean bags out there regardless of age! On a side note, do all men have one testicle that hangs lower than the other?? What's that about?? Mines my right testie, I'm right handed! Related maybe??? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    One side is always bigger than the other, just like ladies knockers. As for old dudes with massive low balls, I don't know. Is that why they hoick their pants up so high? :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

  • Twisted_Mister

    Twisted_Mister

    10 years ago

    Genetics, I think. I certainly don't expect mine to be dangling like cricket balls in a footy sock when I'm 65. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Can you tell a woman's age by how low her boobs hang? A combination of genetics and gravity I'd say.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    How far they hang from the body is directly related to maintaining the correct temperature for the sperm. When they are hot they move further from the body.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    you can tell a man's age by how "low" his testicles hang and doesn't it also depend on the outside temperature ? In Winter, they "hug" the body whereas in Summer, they hang "loose". I've seen a couple of men around my husband's age and their testicles are very different from his, in both size and weight. So regardless of being the same age, each man's testicles will be different. Amy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    a good set of dangly balls, they are very fun to play with and way easier to pop in and out of your mouth than those tucked in tight.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Imagine if your balls hung at the same height? They'd be bashing into each other all the time. Not very comfortable. I think my left hangs lower and I'm right handed but left footed (especially when I'm dancing).

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    They hang at different heights to stop clanging togetherThey hang lower in the heat to try and stay at optimum temperatureI don't know about being able to tell a mans age by how low they hang BUT.At a mates bucks party one time I was told you could tell how old the stripper was by her anal pigmentation-much like counting the growth rings on a tree-lolMeekas anal bleaching has now thrown that theory into chaos. Mr Luvsilver

  • justfun83k_k

    justfun83k_k

    10 years ago

    I don't know if it's good or bad but I've always had dangly balls. Thought it was normal but until my early twenties when my mates would laugh at them. No girl has ever complained about them but maybe that's just because they're to polite. Should I be worried about them? Haha am I going to be kicking them around when I'm fifty? Cool, I could play hackle sack whenever I want.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?Can you swing them over your shoulder like... Sorry, flashback to 13yrs old. I don't think mine have changed much. Maybe it's related to how often they are emptied?

  • Dirttrider

    Dirttrider

    10 years ago

    There be a few low hangn balls in Perth today. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Ok so genetics it is then! I was born to have low hangers! On a side note. Can my balls forecast the future success of a relationship? Here's my theory..... In my last relationship, we were having some fun one morning and I was naked standing over my ex who laying on the bed! I was hoping to drop my low hangers onto her eyes to use as possible sleep mask. 😄 anyway she went to cup them with her hands and there was a definate recoil every time she went near, not a warm nestle into the hands but a recoil! cold hands? Or do my ball know best???? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well luck I have a young face because my arse looks a 100! I am a little baboon. ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I had to spend a few weeks in an elderly care facility. There was this one guy there who needed to have his balls wiped after he sat on the toilet because they were so low, they dipped into the water. That image will stay with me forever.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I've seen similar! Most of us have heard of a breast lift, I wonder if there is an operation to make testicles all perky again too?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Correctly, the actor Nick Nolte had a sack tuck... I believe he described himself as "now having nice, neat Tom Cruise style balls" Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I Consulted with an Asian Friend of mine Whan Hung Low and he says its all genetics and temp control...No one is getting near my boys with a knife especially if your name is Lorenna... I have not noticed that gravity was having an affect on my spacial positioning of my Balls...not say there is no stretching happening buy I have not noticed...Then again us old dudes suffer from eye sight problems as well... Now as you get older it does impact on your penis, seems gravity is getting stronger because my penis seems more interested in what sort of shoes i am wearing rather than what hair product I am using :) LC

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Heat makes em hang lower...I may need to buy some knee pads to cushion them cos it has been bloody hot in Adelaide. In the interest of science though, I have noticed at times mine hanging a bit 'looser'. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    10 years ago

    The comments about sperm health are on the money. Spermatoza are very sensitive to temperature change and hang low when it's hot and hug the body when it's cold. In fact mine disappear entirely not to reappear for an hour or two if I spend a long time in cold water

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Mine are still the same as they ever were.. although I know some guys have saggy balls , I guess that's just their genetics.. Thankfully ' mine sit very nicely ..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Only because there bloody full lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    with aping a Bonobo😉...sex crazed little beasts ...OP do you have Romany heritage,they have crystal balls I believe xxFreya

  • On_Safari

    On_Safari

    10 years ago

    Well, I'm very upper class high society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballrooms The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls And they're such big balls And their dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire I've got big balls Oh, I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night We've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (Oh, we've got big balls) (We've got big balls) And I'm just itching to tell you about them (We've got big balls) Oh we had such wonderful fun (We've got big balls) Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But we've got the biggest balls of them all)