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How many times can you wank in one day?

January 15 2012

I heard a nasty rumour the other day that masturbation can put hairs on your chest and make you blind. Ridiculous old wife's tale clearly.Now who turned out the god damn lights? HeheheMeeka

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Is that why I has to wax so much and stumble about in the morning??

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm not quite at the waxing stage, but gee those chest hairs can be pesky.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Last time I ckecked I had no hair on my chest and I also have perfect vision. How many times in one day? As often as you like, as often as you feel the need and as often as you have the time for. l There are no limits on being a wanker.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    how many times can you 'hands free' wank Meeka? in the one day? how good are your leg muscles?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It's not so much the blindness or even the chest hairs that bothers me. It's the frictions sores that make it so much harder, but not impossible.

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    13 years ago

    I have a very hairy chest, can't see without my glasses .............and I'm on rhp,so I'm a wanker and seems I've just about proven the old wives tale !Just wondering.......I have more wanks than fucks so if I reversed this situation would my eyesight be retored and there be no point in waxing?????

  • erotictouch4u

    erotictouch4u

    13 years ago

    OK Meeks, Let me masterbate you and I'll gladly take the chest hairs ET xox

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Who turned the lights back on?? Please .... It isn't really Monday morning is it? No undie mundie :(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Doesn't tip me over, just makes me horny. Kinda fun that you can lay there completely still, hands behind your head and be wanking yourself as a chick. "Like" If i'm "in a mood" which is code for completely overrun by hornymones......my record has been 6 times. Completely shattered after that though.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'Meeka100'No undie mundie :(

  • RHP

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    13 years ago

    23rv7w3e4h3k2b253482NV VKDFDkdfhskifftnhylpsm . Sorry, I'm working blind here people

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    The one that says they don't is a liar....   After all I greeted a young lady once with a handshake and explaining she was shaking my sex-life.... and I found out what a sport she was by saying "lets go fix that" and taking me away to fix my issue...all without loosing grip of my hand...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'mikeandshel'how many times can you 'hands free' wank Meeka? in the one day? how good are your leg muscles? Yes! . Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' Doesn't tip me over, just makes me horny. Kinda fun that you can lay there completely still, hands behind your head and be wanking yourself as a chick. "Like" If i'm "in a mood" which is code for completely overrun by hornymones......my record has been 6 times. Completely shattered after that though. .YES! YES! 6 has been done and I slept like an absolute dream afterwards hehe .. I can make the hands-free work as a second or third orgasm but definitely not the first! I fear for the neighbours if we shack up together goodgrlz!! . Quoting 'D_G_T' 23rv7w3e4h3k2b253482NV VKDFDkdfhskifftnhylpsm . Sorry, I'm working blind here people .Oh God YES!!! Geez DGT, you sure make all my numbers add up! *giggle* . You won't go blind Meeks, but you might get RSI or one bicep bigger than the other or ... something . Flirty x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Perhaps on some SERIOUS land? We know an acre isn't going to do it but i think 5 might, maybe 10 just to be sure. Quoting 'flirty_bi_fem' Quoting 'mikeandshel'how many times can you 'hands free' wank Meeka? in the one day? how good are your leg muscles? Yes! . Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' Doesn't tip me over, just makes me horny. Kinda fun that you can lay there completely still, hands behind your head and be wanking yourself as a chick. "Like" If i'm "in a mood" which is code for completely overrun by hornymones......my record has been 6 times. Completely shattered after that though. .YES! YES! 6 has been done and I slept like an absolute dream afterwards hehe .. I can make the hands-free work as a second or third orgasm but definitely not the first! I fear for the neighbours if we shack up together goodgrlz!! . Quoting 'D_G_T' 23rv7w3e4h3k2b253482NV VKDFDkdfhskifftnhylpsm . Sorry, I'm working blind here people .Oh God YES!!! Geez DGT, you sure make all my numbers add up! *giggle* . You won't go blind Meeks, but you might get RSI or one bicep bigger than the other or ... something . Flirty x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'goodgrlzsayplz' Perhaps on some SERIOUS land? We know an acre isn't going to do it but i think 5 might, maybe 10 just to be sure. Rarely have I ever found bigger not to be better ... at least where real estate is concerned

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    What's this no hand stuff?? Someone tell me immediately, I think I have been missing out!   xx Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Meeks, how much of that video did you watch?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Awhh... yeah. But I am not really sure if I can wank myself off with no hands?? Her's did seem to jump though. Quick somone go get a hand mirror and tell me if it is true.   I broke my handmirror   xx Meeka

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'WillingStuntBum' What's this no hand stuff?? Someone tell me immediately, I think I have been missing out!   xx Meeka . Without being certain which video you are both referring to, let me just say Meeks, it can be done. Infact you could do it quite easily

  • davidex46x

    davidex46x

    13 years ago

    I got no hair on my chest..but hang on, I am definitely a wanker! ok, maybe I am the exception to the rule!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I am a massive fan of the no hands masturbation ... a brilliant way to pass the time on the ferry ride into work! ;)Meeks, in case no one has taken the time to explain it to you, think clenching thighs ... it takes some practice, but you'll know when you get the angle and pressure right!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    absolutely possible...fact even...and no..there are no 'props' involved.....it can be done..anywhere ....anytime.... research it if you must.......

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Flirty when I go to my inbox I except to see an message from your explaining that statement :p

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    .....or the number of times you orgasm?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    the 'limp'......is a giveaway? .............lol.....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    tried to do it all day, but you have my curiosity going now .. any aldies fancy a mutual masturbation day to count haha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I won't admit to anything but the "old wives tale" I hear was that you go blind and grow hair on your palms...and the more you do it the faster and longer it grows. | So far I am only slightly visually impaired and occasionally, just to break the monotony of the day...why not? | That said, at a more industrial level you can get up to $100 each for18" Rastafarian hair extensions that are made from long, shiny and slightly curly hair. Braiding is the tricky part and you have to start out with much longer hairs to get them to come out at 18" too. | I made an extra $300 last month...and had more fun that if I was trying to flog off the old stuff in my garage on eBay | | I'll weave in a few saddle hackles next month and triple my profits!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I know i should stop but i cant Love to tease and easy to please So take it easy ! And if shes easy take her hoooome

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    has it...it can be done anywhere...any time.... and nobody knows you are doing it....unless you know the clues...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well today alone I have had 6 already still as horny as I was when I woke up with a raging hard on and my cock in my hand already giddy up must have been a great dream hahaha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    That Stunt Bum Chick said: . Flirty when I go to my inbox I except to see an message from your explaining that statement :p . Sorry to disappoint Meeks, but it took me so long to decipher what you were saying in that one sentence, that I didn't have time to email you LOL. No, really, it doesn't require that long a message. I was paying you a subtle compliment. ... Besides, I'm a lowly Guest these days and cannot message you! . Flirty x

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I've done eight.Also years ago when I was.... shall we say not drunk, I spent twelve hours on the porn machine trying to punch one out. I got there eventually but was left with horrible cramping strain injury up my forearm, tricep, across my shoulder, along the trapezius and up the left side of my neck for over a week, with a horrible tendonitis lump in my hand. I still have a little muscle rock in there to this day. DO NOT FLOG THE LOG FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS AT A TIME.RA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    12 hours RA!! Now that is dedication for you! I think (⊙_⊙)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    when i was 15 i did it 13 times in one day.. actually it was between the hours of 11am when i woke up and 10pm lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I have a testosterone surplus. Might sound like a good thing, but it can be a curse, I tend to get grumpy if I dont do it at least 6 times a day. I once spent a whole day exchanging pictures with agirlfriend who was out of the state, I have never been that sore before or since.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I still haven't mastered the art of no hands masturbation. Oh dear. What's to become of me. :'(

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Works for me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I keep on having low quality sound issues and frequent interference or disconnections. Hands free is not all it is cracked up to be. Then again, it could just be the equipment I am using

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Hands free means you can orgasm without the use of your hands or any toys! Cum with your mind!!!