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Humping Furniture
February 02 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
I tried humping the pedestal fan once but that bitch has teeth ! The ottoman keeps looking at me with bedroom eyes ... Having seen dogs hump just about every piece of furniture I own , I'm not excited by the prospect of sloppy seconds . I've secretly got the hots for my toaster ... GG♒️ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Now there's an image that I can't quite comprehend on a Monday morning :) Wanders off wondering..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
And let's not mention a tall boy. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Humped blokes on furniture, but can't bear lazy boys!
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Missb4u
11 years ago
No...well only if there is a man on said furniture. Not even my dog does this. Curious to see if anyone does and what pieces are their favorites :) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Didn't women in the 50's sit on their washing machines?
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Not everyone has a ride-on!! :-D xx
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MissSarahCurious
11 years ago
It was really off-balance though, so it was more like a bucking bronco than a vibrator. xx Sarah
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yep I was 14yo boy and sadly for me I got busted by my mum n simply called a dirty little barstard lol... Never went there again but have humped few girls ;),, lol so much better then a pillow
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Beachlover1999
11 years ago
As a young teen, I discovered the pleasures of my hairbrush handle, not quite furniture but boy it felt GREAT!!!!!! ;)))
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RHP User
11 years ago
Truly worries me....lol I can imagine the postman turning up to deliver a parcel....and here's the OP.....up to her guts with nuts, bolts, chair legs, the leg of lamb for dinner that night...lol What's for dessert you ask?? Ahhh well....can't be fucked thinking about it :p - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
There's a line evolving in my head that involves a stool...... flip it upside down and you can seat 4 instead of 4 - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
4 instead of 1 - Posted from rhpmobile
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wingman2014
11 years ago
They still do it in Marrickville 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile
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him_and_me
11 years ago
I haven't humped the furniture but I do remember seeing a clip of porn years ago that involved a woman and a very large bedknob. It was kind of disturbing and I didn't feel the need to try it out. @ Beachlover, as a teen it wasn't my brush handle but there were other things I found in my room that were fun to play with.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'wingman2014' They still do it in Marrickville 😜 - Posted from rhpmobile But only when it gets to the spin cycle
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RHP User
11 years ago
Remember those kids bouncy ball toys that you could sit on and bounce along on holding onto it's two "handles" or "ears"? I only ever had innocent times on them but once a friend confessed to me that she'd used it to get a whole different kind of bouncy ride.
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RHP User
11 years ago
When I was younger, I would use the impulse deodorant can.. My washing machine has a glass lid, I'm not game enough to try it! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' There's a line evolving in my head that involves a stool...... flip it upside down and you can seat 4 instead of 4 - Posted from rhpmobile LOL...... remind me never come to your house for dinner!
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
You are never coming to my house..... for dinner. Now pull up a chair.lol
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gazpacho
11 years ago
Quoting 'CravingTouch' Remember those kids bouncy ball toys that you could sit on and bounce along on holding onto it's two "handles" or "ears"? I only ever had innocent times on them but once a friend confessed to me that she'd used it to get a whole different kind of bouncy ride. She used the handles didn't she. Hmmm. the next person to use that hopper bouncy ball slipped off. :( HugsGazpacho
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gazpacho
11 years ago
google space hoppers.. bwahahaha! Gazpacho
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'gazpacho51' She used the handles didn't she. Hmmm. the next person to use that hopper bouncy ball slipped off. :( HugsGazpacho BINGO! Boingy boingy boingy.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I can imagine the postman turning up to deliver a parcel....and here's the OP.....up to her guts with nuts, bolts, chair legs, the leg of lamb for dinner that night...lol What's for dessert you ask?? Ahhh well....can't be fucked thinking about it :p Oh the visuals I'm having.............
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hair brush when going was good, anythjng. Hump when my toy is stuck down on bedside table mmmmm pillow yes! Anything that gives pleasure
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RHP User
11 years ago
a lot of porn using toothbrushes, brushes, bed knobs, gear shifts, baseball bats, softdrink bottles, fire extinguishers, etc... the latest one to make me cringe was some sort of stinging nettle being inserted in most orifices including the urethra!
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
....but stay away from your brother/sister and pet animals! Put on some romantic Barry White music and dim the lights while you're at it. Maybe light a few scented candles as well - get the mood going. Maybe invite a few over to join in, have a HUMP party! After all, Wednesdays is HUMP day! Foxy
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Scary to think there are folk masturbating to Freedom furniture catalogues...LOL DG
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Scary to think there are folk masturbating to Freedom furniture catalogues...LOL DG IKEA... Oh hang on they have to put the pieces together! I guess that's all the fun... Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
At around 10 !!! Only realised this when I actually had my first orgasm with a man, well boy really. I used to straddle it and ride it . Got busted a few times, knew I shouldn't be doing it but whenever alone just needed to ride. I am wondering now if those early experiences - lots of pressure on my clit - changed my ability to orgasm differently ????
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RHP User
10 years ago
Covered the legs of the dining table...because they deemed it far too sexy....kinky old things:-) xQ
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