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Hypothetical - if men ruled RHP. :P
April 26 2014
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
I do t think you'd notice a difference.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Whether or not RHP inches as opposed to factual inches apply. 😘 and I may be forced to rewrite my profile using NSA and fun coupled to DD's and a willingness to gobble until I choke. ~ sigh do I have to state that I don't have a gag reflex and my teeth are optional 😳
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not having to block all those sick male profiles one by one.
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madotara69
11 years ago
The flowers thread, it's the horny women way out number the men, best check the stats
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd NEVER get a date!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Very horny and in need of attention NOW on my profile, along wish NSA fun, ONS and of course the mandatory pink bits pic and my phone number but would state sms only of course. Oh, and change my profile name to Isuckcockuntilyouaskmetostop
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RHP User
11 years ago
I think RHP would be bankrupt,assuming there were the same number of female members/guests. Women being women, they would still only want the top 5% of the male specimens. Its like the husband store. Yeah, yeah, I know generalizations Meeks. Cheers N
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Dryphuz
11 years ago
from blokes who cant get a hookup, but i imagine they'd do just as much messaging and flirting as they do now.The really promiscuous ones anyway.
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luvsilver
11 years ago
there would be at least 2 pages of CMNF parties - especially around the AFL and Rugby Grand Finals. Mr Luvsilver
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luvsilver
11 years ago
Chevtruck would have lost about half his bodyweight and be looking very worn out. Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'luvsilver' Chevtruck would have lost about half his bodyweight and be looking very worn out. Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
11 years ago
Would be 18-35:-) :-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cougar hunters 40-99 xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
Meeks, I'm 5'7", 5", 52yo. I'm not Brad Pitt, but I don't think I've been hit by the ugly stick. If it was 5 to 1 in male favour, I'm Short, Short, Old. I still wouldn't get any invitations.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
Quoting 'looking4quality' Very horny and in need of attention NOW on my profile, along wish NSA fun, ONS and of course the mandatory pink bits pic and my phone number but would state sms only of course. Oh, and change my profile name to Isuckcockuntilyouaskmetostop You'd also need to put "you won't regret it hehe" in your profile.
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RHP User
11 years ago
5 horny women per guy? Ms Monday, Ms Tuesday, Ms Wednesday, Ms Thursday, Ms Friday.
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RHP User
11 years ago
7 would nice.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
.....I'm a sexual animal and can't get enough 😖
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sweetgem
11 years ago
According to my own experiences in the past 6 months! There were a few men whom I met in person for the first time, then they all went disappeared for over a month, then reappeared again with the excuses of being out of the country or away in interstates, which I believe they were, but why ignorand my text message for the entire time when they could have alerted me that they were away, so it was not convenient to communicate? And then contacted me when they come back and horny?! Obviously they think they rule, in my case! One in particular, said he was very keen to see me again in the same week of our first meeting, but suddenly disappeared without a trace when I suggested (via text) to meet again on the weekend of that same week. Then a month or so later, I got a text from him asking what was I up to and that he was back in Sydney. Of course this man in question received no reply from me! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lots of stamina and can go for hours....I love anal,fisting and squirt like a fire truck....you will not be disappointed...I regularly play netball and the whole team is as horny as me :-) :-) :-) xxQ
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MsElle72' I'd NEVER get a date! You'd still get plenty of messages and date requests !!! If anything MsElle, it could be better for you / ladies. If you got a message / date request, once, twice, thrice, then you'd know that they had read your profile more than once, that they acknowledged / understood / accepted Your Needs & Wants, and that they were serious about getting together. Otherwise, they would have used their "5 to 1" and messaged other ladies (more than you).
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Profile name: "NSAICANGOALLNIGHTWITHMY10"COCK" Profile pic: A dead fish! Relationship status: Ask me/ single (but really I am married) Rest of profile: Ask me All my messages would just consist of ":)" in the heading.. with ....Hi Babe, wad up? Safe Sex: Always for activities (but in reality never use them) Red hot fantasy: I would love to be in a private bedroom with silk sheets on the bed, with a lustful, imaginative lover indulging in hours of hot, unbridled sex. FARRRRRRRRRRRRRK I'd pull plenty of roots, I reckon.. Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
I'd be a regular user of date finder. Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
Hey sexy, hey babe, Hi, Free tonight?, or just a :-) My actual message would have a :-) and my phone number just in case they didn't see it as part of my profile. Or I would tell them how hot I was in bed and that I would make them cum at least 6 times. Then I would copy and paste the same message to 20 men and you never know, one of them might just reply. If I was travelling I would send the same message to 50 men that I'm going to be in their area for a night, at a 5 star hotel of course, and that I'm looking for some company and hawt sexy fun. Come on over! Oh, and please bring a friend with you, I am a free hooker, you know.
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ruby_blossum
11 years ago
there is already a site like that Meeka... Its rsvp in the 45 - 60 womens age range.
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erotictouch4u
11 years ago
It wouldn't matter if the guys were married or single because after all the single guys got the first pick, the remaining women would have to be satisfied with the married ones or be left with their toys. ET xox
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RHP User
11 years ago
When I was in peak gym condition, I could not keep up with the demand... My problem was I couldn't say no to anyone.... Then, amazingly, random sex became boring and I was never excited anymore... That lead me to a road of extreme kink to get my kicks... Now I find great joy and finding a like minded woman and forming a connection and become sexual deviates together and play with others but have each other as our number 1's.... This lead to just wanting each other more and more and I now have a lover who together, we give each other and open to every sexual experience on the planet... And we are here for each other.... So it's great!!! It was a journey from non stop sex with strangers to something even better.... Most men will say, coops.. WTF... Keep all the random one nighters.. Well I learnt the old saying is true .. To much if a good thing is not good... Becomes boring , but it does then force you to seek more.,,, that is the journey for most open minded Rhp women... Go through the stages.. Never feel guilty when you go through the "fuck everyone" stage.. Just be accepting of your own urges and desires and let them lead you... (But still be careful) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
plenty of dating sites in Eastern Europe are exactly like that. Historically, there's a situation in some of those countries that too many men are drunks, stuff abusers, or simply fucked in their heads (or all of the above). Women, on the other hand, are gorgeous, sexy, most of them very smart and funnily enough they are not even asking for that much... just that the guy is capable of NOT drinking for most part of the day would be enough for a good start. It's really funny to be both here and there, and compare the people's behaviours, let me tell ya
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RHP User
11 years ago
The major change would be having to sort through more messages than before and possibly less being so proactive. But not every man wants to bed every woman and so that wouldn't change. Yes there are plenty out there wanting to put as many notches in their belts as they can. They just might get more notches. But the ones I like are picky and selective and would still be such if the ratios were reversed. I'd still be picky and selective, so likely no change other than when waking up in the morning and having some messages if I'm lucky, I'd wake up and go what's the quickest way to get rid of most of these messages.
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RHP User
11 years ago
...all the lovely lasses could team up into gangbang groups. I imagine my life expectancy would be quartered.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was just about to write exactly the same re RSVP :) RSVP - the place where women outnumber men, women want commitment but men still only want sex, so men lie lie lie their way into a woman's heart/bed/panties. I've never understood why all the unsatisfied men on RHP aren't over on RSVP plying their trade ;) But then, lots probably are. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'm not convinced it would work that way for women. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'lilmiss_fussy' I was just about to write exactly the same re RSVP :) RSVP - the place where women outnumber men, women want commitment but men still only want sex, so men lie lie lie their way into a woman's heart/bed/panties. I've never understood why all the unsatisfied men on RHP aren't over on RSVP plying their trade ;) But then, lots probably are. - Posted from rhpmobile some of us are actually looking for some one. I'm on RSVP as well and I cant even get a date on that site I've surly been hit with the ugly stick all this generalization again Gee
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RHP User
11 years ago
Not stand a snowballs chance in he'll, of ever getting a shag. My flirts would go unnoticed, and men would block me.a grim reality check would slap me in the chops.
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RHP User
11 years ago
RHP would be exactly the same but the winners would have cocks.....
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just_Adam
11 years ago
we can dream...
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RHP User
11 years ago
Flipping a message I received, I could send something like this: "Well well you are a dirty boy aren't you ;-) I know I live in Townsville but I spend a fair bit of time in Brissy for work and I'd love to spend it with you. BTW that pic of your cock is smokin ;-)"
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'RunAwayJoinCircz'Supervert calls it "The Law Of Diminishing Kicks', Also known as....chasing the dragon ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
The world would be a better place :-)) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Ok you five ladies put your hands on your head spin around 20 times and the lady to run at my cock mouth open like pin the tale on the donkey wins !? Bahahahaha Wait for it !!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
"Wanna fuck??" Messages ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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Weekendhussler79
11 years ago
This would never happen. Its not just rhp, its all sites.. Made for both genders but favours the women simply because of the ratio of men to women. Its not about "men" in general. We all roll differently and your head will be wrecked thinking to much about what we would do if we all were to get that much attention. I know guys that do get that sort of mail. And just like you, when you have a choice of 50 a day are you realy going to start at the bottom?? Umm no you not guna.. As much as you find his message entertaining someone better looking with half the IQ will win out always.. I run 2nd all the time, even 3rd.. Lmao.. So when in Rome, do what the Romans do.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would have to say my luck has changed for the better!!!! and it would be me saying FARK!! MsElle, and believe me, YOU are still very HOT PROPERTY,
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On_Safari
11 years ago
LMFAO wanna root instead? Please......pretty please......you won't be sorry. I can make any man experience multiple orgasm as I am well versed in this having had lots and lots of experience. I've never had a complaint and I can squirt you down to cool you off for another round in between beers and prawn sangas. ✋ Honest I can!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
'No Single Females!!!! If I want contact I will message you' Do you think they would start including that line and then spend all day blocking single women that have the audacity to look at their profile? Probably not...
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RHP User
11 years ago
What would I do with all my spare time...? I mean it's time consuming writing the complete works of Shakespeare in the vain attempt at getting a reply... I think I'd be bored silly... 😋 I got talking to a woman in a phone app recently... She told me that we weren't looking for the same things, and brushed me... Then I noticed that she had kissed me on RSVP in mid December and I'd invited her to message me... But she ran away... 😄😄 I contacted her again and asked her about this, and she said I was too out there... We had dinner last night... Human beings share similar likes... 😎 sometimes inspite of what they say... Hp xo💋 Because you're worth it... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Bigocean72' Ok you five ladies put your hands on your head spin around 20 times and the lady to run at my cock mouth open like pin the tale on the donkey wins !? Is that what they're making you do now?..
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RHP User
11 years ago
And then the men would still be complaining as they are now :P
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would play that game except replace the cock with a pussy and the first for a hole in one wins ! Hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Bigocean72' I would play that game except replace the cock with a pussy and the first for a hole in one wins ! Hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile And I thought playing "Hide the sausage" was exciting
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RHP User
11 years ago
But can you make me squirt??? Or will you just make me fart??? Rhp with gender reversal would be like Juliet trying to woo Romeo... "Juliet, Juliet where for art thou Juliet??" "Romeo, thee cometh to bed thou......cept you'll have to fuck my arse, as I'm on my rags!!" Just....not quite right is it?? ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Surfing the crimson wave thank you. And of course I can make you multiple orgasm!! Err I think ⁉️⁉️⁉️ you might fart and squirt at the same time and this is where I add I never get headaches and I don't bleed 😉 thank fuck
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badboyhere
11 years ago
Agrees..... Still wont get any messages anyway.... Women are the brakes and men are the gas......always has been, always will be no matter what happens.
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badboyhere
11 years ago
Yes i think that also there would be a higher level of women seeking women........
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RHP User
11 years ago
That we all suffer with the same small minded requests. Quoting 'looking4quality'Hey sexy, hey babe, Hi, Free tonight?, or just a :-) My actual message would have a :-) and my phone number just in case they didn't see it as part of my profile. Or I would tell them how hot I was in bed and that I would make them cum at least 6 times. Then I would copy and paste the same message to 20 men and you never know, one of them might just reply. If I was travelling I would send the same message to 50 men that I'm going to be in their area for a night, at a 5 star hotel of course, and that I'm looking for some company and hawt sexy fun. Come on over! Oh, and please bring a friend with you, I am a free hooker, you know.
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RHP User
11 years ago
To answer all your questions in order Meeka (and yes your assumption is correct):1. "What would RHP be like" For me personally - A hell of lot less time spent crafting messages that are simultaneously witty, charming, genuine, honest, grammatically correct, sexy and god knows what else i'm expected to do to 'stand out from the crowd'. And generally - A hell of a lot less dick shots and comments about sexual prowess (because lets face it you ladies would never stoop to our level, no matter how unbalanced the ratio :) )2. "Do I think the power would go to our heads" - Are you kidding me - Yes, we would be absolutely drunk on power and you would see many, many more men strutting around in their 'normal' lives as a result of our new found feelings of Power.3. "Do I think we would reply to every message" Absolutely not - That wouldn't be much of a change from the current situation, although I will add that it is a nice little sign of respect to give and receive the "thanks but no thanks" response don't you think...4. "Would we expect woman to win us over" No but we would expect you to drop everything and be there for us when it suited us, and if you didn't then it would be "adios" to you.5. "Would we just go for the hottest" - YesSo these responses are based on my thoughts on how the 'masses' would respond, however spare a thought for the likes of myself and some of the other guys I see posting on here - There are some of 'us' out there that do value the importance of actually connecting with people rather than just fucking them. Those of us that do respect the diversity of weird, wonderful and beautiful people on this site, that are here to express themselves and their desires, and not just here to respond to our messages of sexual prowess and stamina. Those of us that, believe it or not can actually think about and articulate things beyond our dicks and value the process of doing so.I know nothing about the 'competition' (i.e. other single guys) other than the little I have gleaned from conversations from women, however it is clear to me that we are not doing much to give ourselves a good name (but really, is anyone surprised by this?), but please do spare a thought for all of the genuine, respectful guys out there, who do actually take time to read profiles, craft thoughtful responses and then wait in nervous anticipation for a reply!!O and I almost forgot to mention...We can do all of the above AND give you orgasms that will leave you breathless ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
For all the ladies swamped with naughty messages, no I do really lol
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
The forums would be pretty boring not much said... More egos flying around.. LMAO 😄😄 Foxy
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d_MidnightRunner
11 years ago
This post and the many hilarious replies provided me with the inspiration to update my profile and “looking for” based upon my experiences being on this site... Any feedback from fellow members would be most welcome. I’ve often wondered what it would be like if woman were always the aggressors in all “romantic” situations and how I would handle it.I’d like to think that if it happened, I’d have to invest in some ice packs and neck braces.
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
A rather sad comment on men. A huge generalisation. Funny in that if the forum topic was to become reality this shit wouldn't be said
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Smilingwithfun
11 years ago
My above comment was directed at liil miss fussy's post. It would mean the men bashers would disappear.
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RHP User
11 years ago
in Pfizer ............ Viagra sales would skyrocket !
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RHP User
11 years ago
Women would start putting boob and pussy closeups in their profile pics in some vain attempt to gain our attention and then us 'Blokes in demand' would start threads here telling each other how disgusted we are looking at their filth. Our own profile shots would consist of tastefully organised and yet highly alluring 'clean' images and we would message each other internally organising secret bloke stuff. Occasionally we might screw one of you...IF...you are lucky.
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madotara69
11 years ago
If we put all the pussies together, how big would the hole be?
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69' If we put all the pussies together, how big would the hole be? HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! anyone in there? Foxy
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RHP User
11 years ago
I'd get a few mates then we would sit behind a big shiney desks with cups of coffee and ask the massive line of ladies to perform something ( of their own choosing) then we would hold up a number between 1 and 10. Above 5 ' your a starter, below 5 your out the door but we would probally ask you to try again next year, unlesss of course someone hit you with the fugly stick in which case dont bother... Any resume showing a picture of binkies of mammals will disgust us because we do prefer a face and body pic over a binky anyday. If we want a binky pic ' we will ask. If you become too human and start to abuse us.. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED... However, if you're deaf ' dumb ' and your old man owns a pub .. you could get automatic priority... Power is a wonderful thing depending who's hands it's in... hers or his.. ?
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madotara69
11 years ago
if history repeats it's self, we could all be in for another big bang, a huge black hole drawing in all the light, could well fuck us all in theory. It's the actual ying yang thing, the darkest hole in the universe is what brings us light. Without all us men, the women could fuck everything, we keep the balance of nature and 42. The hypothetical, is just not logical imagine that.
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Lifes_great
11 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' LMFAO wanna root instead? Please......pretty please......you won't be sorry. I can make any man experience multiple orgasm as I am well versed in this having had lots and lots of experience. I've never had a complaint and I can squirt you down to cool you off for another round in between beers and prawn sangas. ✋ Honest I can!! Thinking you only sent me messages like that!........not upset....just disappointed
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On_Safari
11 years ago
You know we share other special interests that are so far and away beyond the pleasuring of mortal flesh. But I do feel chagrined for having caused you to doubt my devotion to you and you alone. (Please note this is a cut and paste response I use regularly for my other interests 😈)
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Lifes_great
11 years ago
Quoting 'I_N_D_A_G_I_N_E' You know we share other special interests that are so far and away beyond the pleasuring of mortal flesh. But I do feel chagrined for having caused you to doubt my devotion to you and you alone. (Please note this is a cut and paste response I use regularly for my other interests 😈) There is nothing wrong with you having a little side “project” every now and then. I do actually think the odd one-night stalk can keep you happy and healthy. It's nice to see someone new (and cute!) and then spend the night with a bottle of wine and your Facebook while you lap up every piece of information you can find. So long as you're comitted to me then I know that in the morning I can roll out of bed and forget about the little fling you had and get back to the bushes where I can keep an eye on you.
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Mr_MrsAraps
11 years ago
Lol .... DG would be out of job and one of the ladies would have to take up the role as the "cock whisperer" telling all the women that your doing it all wrong and that all guys just really want is BJ's, steak and sport ... or all 3 at once !!
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RHP User
11 years ago
The women would start a UNION!
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PL1963
11 years ago
Even just for a mth, I'd do my best to reply to genuine msg's like I send to ladies now. Or perhaps I'd just go thru the profiles and "block" women that haven't even viewed me. Put something in my profile about "sick old women" over 40, use excuses like "I've just started a new relationship" even though I have an open date posted for that day. It may at least give some ladies an idea about how it feels to be thrown on the scrapheap for being honest and sincere. I'm not generalizing about all women, as I've had some nice chats on RHP, and a few ladies that msg back "thx but I don't think we're a match". Just simple manners. But hell will freeze over before the numbers go the man's way. Cheers PL.
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Meeka, Meander, Q, Superfoxxxy or Lady Tuscan? Paint_Me God Bless her cotton socks.....if she were still prevelant is also a nominee.....
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On_Safari
11 years ago
Yours need a trim. Err and less dynamic lifter....and your windows need a clean. My hand and faceprints are everywhere 😍
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Quoting 'Kizza1973' The women would start a UNION! I'd like to see a forum on that! Foxy
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On_Safari
11 years ago
What makes you think we don't already HAVE a Union?
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RHP User
11 years ago
You lady's have a "Strap on Club" where you talk about how to use your weapons on poor un suspecting men Mwahahahaha
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Swingingnudist
11 years ago
The females would have to pay for membership to send a message
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On_Safari
11 years ago
I don't have a strapon......guess that makes me boring 😔
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RHP User
11 years ago
There is a faction that already have their own union via FB... but you already knew that...
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On_Safari
11 years ago
It's apparently very exclusive 😳 I'm not a member but then ..... I get into enough trouble without actually doing anything now!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Dont think your'e Robinson Crusoe .. me's target # 1
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RHP User
11 years ago
If you've read any of my forum topics over time you'd soon discover I'm a long way off being a man-basher. Still, I've spent some time on RSVP in the past and I call it as I see it. What I described is what I saw. Simples :)
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madotara69
11 years ago
As the creator of the Autoblow 2 eloquently puts it, "the days of doing it yourself are finally over. RHP really knows how to sort out all the mens worries.
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Letsgetcrazy09
11 years ago
We don't rule RHP?????????????
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RHP User
11 years ago
Monday 9am, 1pm, 6pm..... Tues (ditto) etc etc........ Until, oh shit, I've got to go to work Lol. Oh g-d enjoy boys, the tides are turning
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RHP User
11 years ago
RHP is no different to any other dating sites, where it is always "ladies' choice." If the ratio was different, and I actually received many requests, I would still only respond to the ones that appealed or seemed to be on a corresponding wavelength. Truly, even finding one (or two ..?) that were compatible is more than enough. I'd be flattered by an avalanche, but, I'd suspect lack of genuine intent. I have been contacted on the "other" sites from time to time, but never by those I favour, and the ones I contact don't reply. Sigh. A *miss-match* made in heaven....
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