I admit it...

January 15 2013

I starfished In my defence, I had no choice. He had a really weird irregular rhythm (or lack of which) that I couldn't hope to keep up with no matter how hard I tried, and even when I thought 'fuck this for a joke' and had him change to cowgirl, and then doggy, I still couldn't get into a groove with him. I would've put an end to it all but it seemed only fair to let him have his 'fun' as I'd already gotten mine...and mine... and mine... and mine... So I did it, I'm not proud of it, but I'm happy to put it up here for a laugh and I figure I'm probably not the only one who's put in a less-than-stellar performance once or twice. What have you done to get over the line that you might not tell your mates about ;D xx Sarah

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I am surprised there are no responses to this topic. I remember when I rekindled in my late twenties with my high school boyfriend I ended giving less of a good performance cause he was terrible in bed, like a rabbit & had no idea how to properly give a woman an orgasm. I ended it pretty soon after that, didn't have the guts to tell him how awful he was :-/

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I salute you (loving the total honesty here)     Not proud but can relate   Sometimes - a gal just has to do what a gal just has to do..to get thru the nite :)   Yep Ive faked a orgasm..sorry yepo I have ...again not proud (not my finest moment but defintely my longest moment) but trust me you would have done the same..........yeah you would have...........   Of late..havent had to

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Ohhh yesssss ohhhhh fuck me...harder.......oh yeahhhhhhhhhh baby I want to hear you cum.......cum for me.....cum nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Roll my eyes as he cums and then give myself a smirk ...pull my undies back to the middle...get up and leave and assure him I will call him soon while deleting his number as I am walking down the driveway! xFunlovingx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I love going down on girls but gees, every girl I have been with is different and likes different things, it's not always easy to find the right rhythm for her. I love to see girls enjoy themselves but omg sometimes itd be better to fake it so we can both leave with a measure of dignity. No harm done i say. Better to do that than to tell someone they're terrible IMHO. More than likely you are both thinking the other is a dud anyway.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    to the movie Brides Maids

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    It's a slippery slope into starfish stability..... A

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Anyone who throws cowgirl and doggy into the mix is definitely not TRULY star-fishing ;) I think I might have just lay there once, not even moving my hips let alone anything else :o Mind you he was stoned and bouncing around like the energiser bunny - I had no hope (or interest in) keeping up. In his frenetic haste he shoved some things where they didn't belong too - I closed up shop in a nano second. I remember talking to him afterwards about how crap it all was and he said he didn't think it was too bad. Funny :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Well thanks for the condom. On few and rare occasions I have faked it, how I end up in these situations I don't know and for what ever reason I feel I need to put an end to it, it must be done. Oh it feels so silly to do, not over acting it, but quick to get up and dispose of the condom. The perfect crime. What person would check the condom..Seems a great idea at the start but then it all just feels wrong and well I would rather not be doing this. So instead of "I cant be bothered any more." a "ohh ohh mmmm ahhh....Thanks that was nice" saves an untenable situation.As for ladies doing it to me, I could not know, but sure it has happened. It would be great to know. Yet at times I have to ask if she did or not. If I get the "oh yes" with the smile and kiss, well I am happy.I throw games of pool, poker, races, etc as well. That's life, don't have to win all the time.No shame in throwing a game.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ..aren't from lack of effort..~rolls eyes~Actually, once last year I was drunk. That was one of those "If you don't keep up I'm leaving you behind shags"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If I have to admit it I will lol yep starfished a couple of times after I've had enough and just couldn't be bothered any more haha where's the harm? Lol

  • uneventful

    uneventful

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Ohhh yesssss ohhhhh fuck me...harder.......oh yeahhhhhhhhhh baby I want to hear you cum.......cum for me.....cum nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Roll my eyes as he cums and then give myself a smirk ...pull my undies back to the middle...get up and leave and assure him I will call him soon while deleting his number as I am walking down the driveway! xFunlovingxSometimes guys are just that .. hopeless in technique and rythem .. you just manage to keep going and you certainly don't want a repeat performance.. ... I have unfortunately had 3 of them in the last 16 months .. and no .. they werent the young ones of the older ones .. all were in their early 40's ... so much a lost situation .. there is truth in two saying .. "get them young and train the right" and "you connot teach an old dog, new tricks"

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    12 years ago

    We both lay starfish, mmmmmMado

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I guess the guys have had to do stuff they dont want to occassionally as well. Hey, it was not a total loss....you got your fun, he got his...not a bad ending at all.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Ladies, been in the same situation myself, woman just did not do it for me at the time, went through the process until she got her pleasure then faked it myself, thank god for condoms!!At least one of got lucky....or was she faking!!! Enjoying the topics all, have fun.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Never had to,all da ladies i've been with have been more than enough of a handful yours truely jsk

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have experienced similar...but it was my head space that I was in and I just ended things when it started going pear shaped....women and men can pick up on things when their partner isn't into it due to whatever the reason....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'uneventful' Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Ohhh yesssss ohhhhh fuck me...harder.......oh yeahhhhhhhhhh baby I want to hear you cum.......cum for me.....cum nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Roll my eyes as he cums and then give myself a smirk ...pull my undies back to the middle...get up and leave and assure him I will call him soon while deleting his number as I am walking down the driveway! xFunlovingxSometimes guys are just that .. hopeless in technique and rythem .. you just manage to keep going and you certainly don't want a repeat performance.. ... I have unfortunately had 3 of them in the last 16 months .. and no .. they werent the young ones of the older ones .. all were in their early 40's ... so much a lost situation .. there is truth in two saying .. "get them young and train the right" and "you connot teach an old dog, new tricks" I'm with you on this UNEVENTFUL....That's why I don't go for men older then my age...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'uneventful' Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Ohhh yesssss ohhhhh fuck me...harder.......oh yeahhhhhhhhhh baby I want to hear you cum.......cum for me.....cum nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Roll my eyes as he cums and then give myself a smirk ...pull my undies back to the middle...get up and leave and assure him I will call him soon while deleting his number as I am walking down the driveway! xFunlovingxSometimes guys are just that .. hopeless in technique and rythem .. you just manage to keep going and you certainly don't want a repeat performance.. ... I have unfortunately had 3 of them in the last 16 months .. and no .. they werent the young ones of the older ones .. all were in their early 40's ... so much a lost situation .. there is truth in two saying .. "get them young and train the right" and "you connot teach an old dog, new tricks" I'm with you on this UNEVENTFUL....That's why I don't go for men older then my age...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    just to get my point across...