RHP

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I bet you can't hi jack this thread.

March 24 2018

It's impossible to hijack this thread because it isn't about anything or everything. Do your damnedest and if the mods can it well there may well be a response.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Thanks Mojo, I like your OP, sounds like my sort of challenge. It's only Saturday and I've gained a day as I do every weekend when I lose track because we hit the weekend earlier than most. Did you know how common Jack is not only as a name but used in nursery rhymes, sayings, items even. We all have a jack in the car for eg. Sound devices have jacks. I reckon we could base a thread on jack... wait... hehe, hi, Peachy

  • blondes6365

    blondes6365

    7 years ago

    Dont count on it

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It lasts. LC.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Be glad for the present of a thread that tickles my funny bone... Little Jack Horner sat in the corner... Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    We've had a chance to try a few and love to read the blurb on the bottle as part of the fun. I only thought to say because today's tastes exactly like it's description of tropical citrusy. I love citrus, abhor passionfruit. And before I read it, I was not happy with the flavour, then to hear the description... explained exactly why. I just gained respect for layers of flavours in wine. Silver lining, I thought I had no taste! Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Do let me know if you don't want me to hi jack your thread. Peachy, Jack and Jill went up the Hill

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    With a a father and a son by that name, I know Jack is a common name. I'm not jacked off about it either...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You're not talking jacking off, right? Peachy

  • Hawt1

    Hawt1

    7 years ago

    Jacking off.. Peachy, glad you're having fun, I like to see you smiling

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    and thanks for joining in. Want a game of Blackjack? Hehe, Peachy, loves card games

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Has got four legs and seven arseholes?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    A blackjack table ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜€

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ...$1000 to the woman that can best describe her last orgasm? Ignore the OP as he is obviously a eunuch of I'll-temper. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜†โšก๏ธ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    7 years ago

    Itโ€™s a traaaaaaaap ๐Ÿ˜„ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Midnight sometimes I think life might be easier for eunuch's no matter what their disposition is.

  • ladylover

    ladylover

    7 years ago

    Hi Jack, Thanks for your interest in joining our organisation. We regret to inform you that the vacancy has already been filled. However, we were very impressed with your resume & our HR department will keep it on file should a new vacancy arise at our office, or one of our 324 offices nationwide. All the best with your job search. Kelly xxxCEO

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    Give me a call. I know its all about the voice for ya. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘… - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    It is about "The Voice" and Delta Goodrem's hottie body! Call me and we can share...I'm generous! Hey ya'all if you want to get in on the party just ignore the rest of the creepy thread and post in the word "Delta" repeatedly!!! โšก๏ธ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Delta Delta Delta โšก๏ธ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Delta Delta Delta โšก๏ธ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    A brush tail possum from the dogs. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    7 years ago

    There are two living in the workshop shed roof in between the iron and the new insulation I put in last year They are ripping it up, dragging leaves and bits of branch in and pissing everywhere Have tried catching them in traps so I can re locate them but no success yet Mr Luvsilver

  • Gamers

    Gamers

    7 years ago

    So the house that JACK built Makes him a Jack of all trades . Or just a JACKASS........

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I hope you're not in New Zealand, damn things are a major nuisance over there. Otherwise good on you. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Delta India Lima Lima India Golf Alpha Foxtrot Foxtrot ๐Ÿ˜‹

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Try some aniseed oil on your bait.

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Oh yes, possums are a major pain in the ass. I was working in a school auditorium on scaffold, came in the next day to find it covered in possum Piss and the bastard asleep on the deck 4m up. Took quite a while to, one, get him off the scaff, and two, clean all the piss off!!! They can be right shits! But I still canโ€™t let the dogs have them. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Get a python. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    We often find blue tongue lizards in our garden that we rehome in bush near by. Our back yard isn't safe with the cat nearly blinding the last one. The claws just missed the eye! Peachy, has thought of jack to say today...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Is it just me that finds that saying funny as? I'll be back lickety split to see if anyone had anything to say about that... Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Lickety Split ๐Ÿ˜‹

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I can't wait to hear what you have to say about ticky touchwood, hehe. Peachy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You came to the well, and the well was dry.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Delta Echo Lima Tango AlphaDelta Echo Lima Tango AlphaDelta Echo Lima Tango Alpha

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Jack be nimbleJack be quickWhat are you doing with that candlestick? Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,Jack Flash sat on a candlestick,'Cause fire's the devil's only friend.

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    Was the first able to person to โ€œhi jackโ€ the thread.. Well done ๐Ÿ˜‰ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    That's dead right, I am a bit nervous about what she might claim for her prize.

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    7 years ago

    She may wanna be ridden like phar lap on the home straight !! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Iโ€™ve also played save the lizard. Blue tongues and big beardy dragons. When ever I catch them I make sure the kids all get a handle and a touch. Blue tongues are just balls of muscle. So strong. Picked up a frill neck floating in the middle of our ski lake one day. Exhausted he was. Sunned himself on my back seat for 15min before I put the poor fella back to shore. Itโ€™s always a happy moment to give fauna another lease in life. BB - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I'm probably a bit on the vanilla side for a woman of her calibre. Hypothetically I would probably face up to the nerves and do it anyway. Janis Joplin said that the one you miss out on is the one you can't catch up on.

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Iโ€™ve been told that when separated and finance has been sorted, one should have a splurge on something youโ€™ve always wanted but never done so for guilt reasons. So, the question is, what should I buy. This could be hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    But my post would have had a few of you asking Whisky Tango Foxtrot... Or calling for my head

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    7 years ago

    Go for it. First thing I purchased was a new bedroom suite. Out with the old, in with the new. Have fun breaking it in. I know I did. ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ˜‡ Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Newly divorced men set off a alarm the moment they walk into a Harley stealership.

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Iโ€™ve always been. Dirt biker and street naked type. I do like the Ducati Diavel. Foxy, you think a king size? I do like space for friends ๐Ÿ˜ฌ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    You must forgive me my subtlety on my first post... Guess that one slipped through to the keeper. No Denials, :-P

  • EarthQueen

    EarthQueen

    7 years ago

    Version 7 has blown. It's OK, Jack's here to keep us company.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    How did that happen? LC.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Hit The Road Jack

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I really don't think it has anything to do with you m

  • The_Phoenix

    The_Phoenix

    7 years ago

    Such a cool movie and fucking hilarious. Iโ€™m quite partial to that genre. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    The preparation. Feeling every inch succumb, that mixture of softness and hardness, throbbing and pulsating. Getting it wet as if preparing it for your entrance, feeling it twitching in anticipation between your lips and imagining the feeling of it within your pussy. Every flicker of that tongue, each suction of that mouth, the constant slick gliding motion, hoping it feels as tortuously wonderful as you imagine.  Content created by: PleasureTorture - Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    That's all and in today's news I ate some scrumptous nuts. ๐Ÿ˜› - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsJonesy

    MsJonesy

    7 years ago

    I have either lost my IP after my earlier post in here (which has subsequently vanished), or the broom has been through and cleaned out the recovery room.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    MsJonesy's post came up in my feed but wasn't here when I clicked on it. And in local news, Pravda (oops, I mean The Age) reports that the venue Saints & Sinners currently resides in has been sold to property developers. https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/one-woman-in-the-way-as-grollos-seize-control-of-salacious-part-of-king-st-20180327-p4z6i2.html - Posted from rhpmobile

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    Mine is quite colourfull. Tho I still can't navigate when under the influence. ๐Ÿ˜œ Jonesy I got cleaned up too. ๐Ÿ˜ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    7 years ago

    ...cleansed that is.

  • Gr8distraction

    Gr8distraction

    7 years ago

    "Drink responsibly" has now become "We will tell you"

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    Im always responsible. Its the friends that aren't. ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' Jonesy I got cleaned up too. ๐Ÿ˜ - Posted from rhpmobile Quoting 'ruby_blossum' ...cleansed that is. Well now that we're all spic n span, I had to go and scrub up I was in the wrong place at the wrong time...under the fan

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    ... and understand there are repercussions to your behaviour... Good Friday to y'all, Peachy

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    What the fuck are you on about this time Peachy Pearl? Your riddles do my head in. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Nothing nefarious I assure you... It was an personal reflection in a time of introspection. And the perfect thread to post it on. I hope you've had a rewarding long weekend so far... Cheers, Peachy

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    Can you understand now WHY your out of the blue comments blow the forums up? Perhaps keep you personal reflectiins at a time of introspection in your panties ๐Ÿ˜ PS. I dont celebrate Easter on Christian hypocrasy. In fact I dont celebrate any Christian beliefs. Lets face it, it was the Christians who changed the name of these important celebrations to suit their own fucked up religion. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I can't say I've noticed that, it's just you and me here. Easter? Hey, we had eggs delivered to our front door this morning, such a lovely surprise... Maybe by the Easter Jesus? I was speaking with another woman yesterday who refuses to celebrate Easter because if the same connection as you, and I 100% respect that, I made the point you make here that the celebration was appropriated. It is more based to fertility and new life. That's why the bunnies and eggs these days I think, lol. I offered hugs to her in the long run, in respect of her choice to feel her way, and she was thankful for that. We made drinks in hollow eggs for our footy game watchers today. It was an idea that occurred to me after reading a post about solid eggs in the forum yesterday, lol. I thinking we could get better value if the egg was cut across the waist so 2 drinks could be made out of each one. I'm very fond of the idea of setting an espresso jelly in them and topping with cream. I reckon I could force one of them down. Have, a day. Peachy xo

  • inspirit

    inspirit

    7 years ago

    You blocked me before I could tell you to leave me out of your forum politics Mr Mojo. Report me if you think I am not allowed to post on your thread? I repeat Do not message me with forum shit. I will not take sides or be involved. I asked Peachy a question and she politely answered in here and THANKYOU Peachy! Your muddleness is understood and I respect you as a poster, even if you do wreck my head at times trying to understand you better. Im sure I wreck many too. Im out anyway and thx for blocking me, saves me the time. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'inspirit' I asked Peachy a question and she politely answered in here and THANKYOU Peachy! Your muddleness is understood and I respect you as a poster, even if you do wreck my head at times trying to understand you better. Im sure I wreck many too. Thank you! This is my idea of the perfect outcome, understanding that goes both ways. Hugs, Peachy, all good as long as we keep trying... xo

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    My op is scheduled for the 2nd..... *cry*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    Quoting 'Sir_and_Joy' My op is scheduled for the 2nd..... *cry* What kind of op? I hope it goes well.