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"I read your profile"
April 29 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ni...oops I meant OP
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RHP User
12 years ago
I get messages saying "loved your profile, I am what you're looking for" or "We have su much in common". If you are 5"7, married and a smoker, you did not read my profile. And I will kindly tell you so. Before wishing you all the best, of course.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' Ni...oops I meant OP I see what you did there ;pAlso for the love of the gods stop encouraging him. He is currently planning to rewrite his profile as politely and femininely as he can. u.uAt this rate he really WILL have the entire board convinced we are the same person.. WAITAMINUTE.NICK. NICK. Stop ruining my game darnit! No one wants to sleep with a figment of someone imagination. I still love you best, c'mon... ; ;
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RHP User
12 years ago
Recently, I got a message being told he ticked all my boxes on my profile. Boxes? I have boxes on my profile? Can someone please show me the boxes because I'm positive he didn't tick them and I didn't even know I have boxes that need ticking.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am polite,read women's profiles and treat them with respect.Sometimes i get a reply ,saying "your not what i am looking for"sometimes no reply.I put it down to the odds of 1 woman to 10 guys on this site!Sometimes i think women do not respond to my mail as they are probably pissed off with the 9 other rude emails they got.I find not replying to a person email bloody frustrating ,so you are not alone OP.Back to youtube for me !
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RHP User
12 years ago
Some guys just need to put their Thinking "HATS"!!!...FOXY
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sweetgem
12 years ago
I too have had a few similar experiences in receiving messages from some men who claimed to have read my profile and loved my photos while I have my pics safely kept in my PG!!! I wonder what were these men thinking at the time of emailing me??? Try too hard and stupid technique I must say!
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inspirit
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
I mean honestly ladies, what is the big deal? It does not take one second to hit the delete button! Who gives a flying f*** if someone has actually read your profile or not? You would have more to complain about if you got absolutely no replies, flirts or even profile looks. Just suck it up princesses and take it all in stride as a part of your RHP experience. Yes it is nice when someone does take the time and has the courtesy to actually read what you have written and what you are looking for before sending out standard messages to all in sundry but in the grand scheme of things it does not rate very high on priorities. If this is all you have to complain about.... Life is indeed good for you!!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
But Long ago i decided to be a little bit devious and slip in a secret code word that i would like used in the subject line of the message.Since then i read all of and reply to the messages that contain it.The other messages i respond to when i have the time and inclination to do so.As Is My Want
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RHP User
12 years ago
Yes even worse being told "I loved your profile" when it was the generic one that Rhp set up😱😱 I have slowly been adding so hopefully it will really be because u have read my profile 😝😝 Gypsy- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Reading isn't the problem....it's caring about anything else but their penis'.......
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ocean_man
12 years ago
You just don't understand us Shoshni. We are men. We don't need to read profiles. We can tell everything we need to know about a woman by looking at a picture! All we have to do is give you a bit of attention and you will fall into our arms. In the same way as we don't read instructions. We don't need to. We are men. We know how to assemble everything instinctively. Have you ever heard a man ask for directions? We don't need to. We are men. We know where we are and we never get lost. Sheesh WOMEN !!!
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uneventful
12 years ago
Nudie ... and the friend requests that arrive with no prior communication ... get rejected immediately- Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
Its easy to say youve read a profile (or cut n paste a template saying you've read it..)But why talk the talk, when you can walk it??Prove that youve read their profile by referencing comments they made IN it....and respond with comments or questions relating to what they wrote.As for professing or exclaiming your/their suitability to someone youve not met or spoken to or even seen in the flesh?!Weird.My view is, the best you can "assume" is that you might have some interesting banter.... and take it from there.DG
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'uneventful' Nudie ... and the friend requests that arrive with no prior communication ... get rejected immediately- Posted from rhpmobile I find it more than strange to want to be friends with someone you have had no communication with.Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ocean_man' You just don't understand us Shoshni. We are men. We don't need to read profiles. We can tell everything we need to know about a woman by looking at a picture! All we have to do is give you a bit of attention and you will fall into our arms. In the same way as we don't read instructions. We don't need to. We are men. We know how to assemble everything instinctively. Have you ever heard a man ask for directions? We don't need to. We are men. We know where we are and we never get lost. Sheesh WOMEN !!! So what happens if there is a "screw" missing, once everything is assembled? Does the "screw" get thrown away or does it get lost or does it need directions?? FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox' Quoting 'ocean_man' You just don't understand us Shoshni. We are men. We don't need to read profiles. We can tell everything we need to know about a woman by looking at a picture! All we have to do is give you a bit of attention and you will fall into our arms. In the same way as we don't read instructions. We don't need to. We are men. We know how to assemble everything instinctively. Have you ever heard a man ask for directions? We don't need to. We are men. We know where we are and we never get lost. Sheesh WOMEN !!! So what happens if there is a "screw" missing, once everything is assembled? Does the "screw" get thrown away or does it get lost or does it need directions?? FOXY we've missed a screw And didn't ya know, IKEA, BUNNINGS and the LIKE always include an extra screw for women, in case they drop one or lose one in the process of constructing bought item. *hmmmm, I wonder if I am now gunna get eaten up by the Forum*
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'wiccan_beltane'Recently, I got a message being told he ticked all my boxes on my profile. Boxes? I have boxes on my profile? Can someone please show me the boxes because I'm positive he didn't tick them and I didn't even know I have boxes that need ticking. you have only one BOX that matters to em and they will tick that with their dick....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ocean_man' You just don't understand us Shoshni. We are men. We don't need to read profiles. We can tell everything we need to know about a woman by looking at a picture! All we have to do is give you a bit of attention and you will fall into our arms. In the same way as we don't read instructions. We don't need to. We are men. We know how to assemble everything instinctively. Have you ever heard a man ask for directions? We don't need to. We are men. We know where we are and we never get lost. Sheesh WOMEN !!! I will get past looking at your pictures and read your profile but to be honest after looking at the pictures care factor is zero re the rest of ya come west young fella and we can read the sunday papers in bed if there is any reading to be done
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RHP User
12 years ago
burn the g string
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RHP User
12 years ago
Here's an e-mail I got from a gent who doesn't post in the forums to maintain his off-site anonymity, but he was fine with me posting it;Hi Shoshni Please don't shoot me as I'm only the messenger. To quote from your post: "So for the love of god Gents, if you need to mass form letter fine, but do not lie. Seriously. It is bad for my blood pressure."' You may or may not be aware that out in the "manosphere" on the Interwebs are a plethora of game (how to score sex from women) sites and "self styled dating "Gurus" who advocate men within your demographic to: Spend the least money possible to get sex from a woman. Lie, lie and lie some more to get sex from a woman. DON'T waste time with custom considered messaging. Use a shotgun approach to save time and effort. Of course many of the "Game" sites suggest that men don't waste their time and effort with dating sites as they are populated with female attention seekers and entitlement princesses who are chasing a small subset of alpha/bad boys that every other woman is also after and rejecting every other guy that does not "measure up". So if that is the advice given (to young men) then I'm not surprised you would receive less than satisfactory messages from some men within your seeking range. You may or may not also be aware that women (generally speaking, excluding exceptions) over the last 20 years due to changing social constraints and the advent of accessible communication technology have driven the "price" of sex to almost zero. Food for thought. No I'm NOT endorsing poor behaviour from men, just trying to give a little insight into the behaviour of some and why it is so.Neat message and well-written I thought!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Handmaiden; You are correct, sometimes it is nice to blow off steam. Which is largely what this is. That doesn't mean that the point is invalid or that it cannot be helpful or constructive to those who read it.Since blowing off steam is something everyone does, and part of human nature, perhaps you should suck it up princess. ;)While I am going to assume that you're 'you' is general, I am nevertheless going to reply as though you were speaking to me, since it's my thread. Again, you are correct in that if this was all I had to complain about, that is a pretty damn good life. However, just because I go "Ow, look at this splinter" Does not mean I have not just lost a leg in a landmine. Perhaps however, for the sake of continuing a shaky metaphor, I am in the Splinters Suck Self-Help Group. In that case, referring to the splinter is relevant, while the landmine injury, while more critical, is less relevant. You maybe see where I am going here?In addition, bad behaviour generally stays prevalent when it is allowed to, ie, when people do not protest it. So yes, we could all just sigh and carry on never complaining, and then nothing would change and we'd have no one to blame but ourselves. So! I personally plan to continue to whinge when I feel like it, because I am indeed a Princess and I can if I please.Twiggy;This is probably true, and it sucks a lot that guys who do take time are suffering because of the ones who don't. Particularly since they good guys then get frustrated and stop bothering, in effect, no longer being good guys. Vicious circle, I tell you what!Ocean;Suddenly everything makes sense! You've opened my eyes! Poor, hard done by men, if only I had understood this earlier! I have infringed upon manliness, I'm sorry ;)DG;That would be the best bet, and the people I respond to most positively. As I said though, I get that gents get shot done a lot, so depending on what they're looking for form letters might work best for them. It is not the best bet to get in MY pants, but I am not QUITE egocentric enough to think everyone is trying to sleep with me and me alone so.. ;pAs for random friend requests...While baffling, I accept them. I don't see any reason not to, and if it makes them feel better to have a bunch of friends. Okay. Sure.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Nudierudie2'But Long ago i decided to be a little bit devious and slip in a secret code word that i would like used in the subject line of the message. I have a very similar tactic.
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RHP User
12 years ago
..........May indeed be sitting on a gold mine but they do well to remember that it is not lined with gold! Whinge away, it is not a very endearing trait in a two year old, less in self professed princesses! Four years on this forum, many have had the same whinge and not one bit has the behaviour changed. Personally I found whinging about splinters does nothing. I would rather just eliminate the splinter myself Block and delete is a very effective set of tweezers and subsequent bandaid for the splinters in the forum. A real princess knows how to suck it up rather than whinge- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I am obviously a man who thinks with her strapon. I admit it. I hate reading instructions and building things. What a waste of time... I just hire a man to do these things for me. Do I read profiles, on the odd occasion if I like their profile pictures. I mean... I skim it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Woah is me guys are messaging me on a sex site. Really im shocked.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I tend to read the first line.....skip the middle bit.....then read the last line.... I don't get shot down. I am honest, open and have a fun time... Danny x
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Shoshni' Here's an e-mail I got from a gent who doesn't post in the forums to maintain his off-site anonymity, but he was fine with me posting it;Hi Shoshni Please don't shoot me as I'm only the messenger. To quote from your post: "So for the love of god Gents, if you need to mass form letter fine, but do not lie. Seriously. It is bad for my blood pressure."' You may or may not be aware that out in the "manosphere" on the Interwebs are a plethora of game (how to score sex from women) sites and "self styled dating "Gurus" who advocate men within your demographic to: Spend the least money possible to get sex from a woman. Lie, lie and lie some more to get sex from a woman. DON'T waste time with custom considered messaging. Use a shotgun approach to save time and effort. Of course many of the "Game" sites suggest that men don't waste their time and effort with dating sites as they are populated with female attention seekers and entitlement princesses who are chasing a small subset of alpha/bad boys that every other woman is also after and rejecting every other guy that does not "measure up". So if that is the advice given (to young men) then I'm not surprised you would receive less than satisfactory messages from some men within your seeking range. You may or may not also be aware that women (generally speaking, excluding exceptions) over the last 20 years due to changing social constraints and the advent of accessible communication technology have driven the "price" of sex to almost zero. Food for thought. No I'm NOT endorsing poor behaviour from men, just trying to give a little insight into the behaviour of some and why it is so.Neat message and well-written I thought! there is a lot of truth in that statement.Fortunately there are also enough exceptions for the rest of us to squabble over.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Handmaiden;Sorry, so complaining about a thing in a constructive fashion without making sweeping generalizations (ie, all form letters are bad, no one should use them ever etc etc) is not endearing but going about being exceedingly negative on threads which you do not need to read and having read do not need to comment on is? What precisely are you doing if not whingeing about me? In addition, I now have a new fun option. When I get this messages I despise, I send them the link to this thread. They can read it and learn from it or not, as they please, but it's at least a little more productive than just blocking them. In the same way that the men who use form letters are hopeful that a very small percentage of women will respond positively, I'm hopeful that a very small percent of them will learn something useful. You never know.So let's see, I've been compared to a two year old and you've busted out how long you've been on here, which CLEARLY makes you a pro and means you know everything.. Pardon me if I don't feel the length of time you've sat about being hateful at people over the safety of the internet a good judge of how relevant or meaningful your advice is. Do you need to be nice to people in real life? Has it all that sucking up and not speaking out left you frustrated and bitter and looking for someone to take your annoyances out on? Go ahead darling, I'm a big girl, this Princess happens to have a very nice suit of armour ;pJade;The word you're looking for is 'woe'. It kinda totally changes the meaning of the sentence. While I have occasionally been like 'Woah' where people with washboard abs are involved, I am very rarely like 'Woe'. Woe implies sadness and helplessness. While I may occasionally be depressed by the messages I receive, I am never helpless.Danny;I am totally cool with skimmers. In fact if a gent reads my profile AT ALL I am fairly impressed. I am just as happy to get a message out of the blue with no mention about my profile providing there is something in it I can respond to. This is rarely an issue with people who are honest, open and just having fun ;)50oz;Ha, this is true! I got a pretty neat PM in reply to that message I received and posted. I'll have to see if I can get permission to post it once I write a decent reply. I figure a well thought out message deserves one in return after all!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Handmaiden'..........May indeed be sitting on a gold mine but they do well to remember that it is not lined with gold! Whinge away, it is not a very endearing trait in a two year old, less in self professed princesses! I rather enjoy pointing out men's flaws to them. And who here is a self-professed princess?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Handmaiden'..........May indeed be sitting on a gold mine but they do well to remember that it is not lined with gold! Whinge away, it is not a very endearing trait in a two year old, less in self professed princesses! I rather enjoy pointing out men's flaws to them. And who here is a self-professed princess? Point away.....having my flaws pointed out is the perfect way to self-realisation ;-)
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' Point away.....having my flaws pointed out is the perfect way to self-realisation ;-) Protozoa is one word.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Quoting 'Philosopherpoet' Point away.....having my flaws pointed out is the perfect way to self-realisation ;-) Protozoa is one word. Ha! I love how they multiply..... X
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Shoshni'.... You may or may not also be aware that women (generally speaking, excluding exceptions) over the last 20 years due to changing social constraints and the advent of accessible communication technology have driven the "price" of sex to almost zero. ... Sounds like you are talking to an economist. He's correct, the "price" of sex is now in fact lower than it has ever been. Huge shout out to feminism - love your work!!Never seen one of these game sites, but sounds like they are also on the money. It's about a quick filtering process. Most women are going to ignore you anyway, even with a decently thought out message. If you send out enough reasonably constructed templates you will probably get a bite or two. Then you can spend some time on the follow up knowing that you've found a live one. All very rational and efficient for a man in a large but mostly hostile market.It's no different to selling viagra or Nigerian banking scams, just a numbers game. The spam industry exists because it works, just like the lame template messages we often see lampooned in these forums.In a perfectly rational view of the market, the thoughtful entertaining men you see here on the forums and in your more interesting messages are the sub-performers, investing far too much time on each potential conquest. It's probably not sustainable, and at some point all the lovely women of RHP will see in their inboxes is spam, and the forums will be filled with endless topics about cock size.Horrible I know, but women of RHP you can help stop it.Every time you get a thoughtful, relevant message in your inbox, or read an intelligent and witty forum post - sleep with the poor man asap. You know it makes sense.Mr C
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