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I think most people have one..

March 01 2014

A sock eating monster in the laundry BUT recently I (Mrs) have found a different monster in my kitchen! It appears this one eats the lids to my plastic containers: or more mysteriously - replaces them with completely different sized and shape ones.Thinking... better go and check the toy cupboard, it might have moved in there too .. Justus_1

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    not jocks, I have just devised a system whereby I can match each pair of the same colour / brand socks when they are extracted from the washing machine. Works for me anyway. There is a great post about the missing socks, from another site somewhere I'll try and find it. Another myth debunked.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'cwhereitgoes' not jocks, I have just devised a system whereby I can match each pair of the same colour / brand socks when they are extracted from the washing machine. Works for me anyway. There is a great post about the missing socks, from another site somewhere I'll try and find it. Another myth debunked. lolFuck the socks!I want my lids back! and the toy batteries....

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Its the same monster that seems to eat all of my forks...... seriously, I open the cutlery draw and im down to 4?!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The scotch, wine, condoms and batteries. I think someone is partying while I'm sleeping. I can still live with that, but the bloody teaspoons are another story.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    The same monster is in my bathroom!! Eats all the Shampoo/conditioner and leaves the lid off the Toothpaste. and dare I say too, leaves the bloody toilet seat up too! Off with it's balls I say!! Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    messing with my Tupperware cupboard! Makes a dam fine mess, all I can do is quickly close the cupboard before it escapes! It lives there, I'm sure?? OH talking about toilets, leaves an empty roll on the holder!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I just woke up to find my whiskey bottle empty, what the hell? (I wonder if this is the same monster that eats my condoms too. I could have sworn I had a full box last week.)

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    11 years ago

    Definitely eating the lids to tupperware. Also stealing all the knifes but leaving me with 50 thousand spoons ...... And also seems to be stealing all the hours in the day atm. Is it March already !

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Seems to drain our bank accounts as well. Someone please catch it so we can have a party while Foxxxy does a number On its balls. Lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    That is why they are called fourks xx Q

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' The scotch, wine, condoms and batteries. I think someone is partying while I'm sleeping. at least when you do finally run into this monster, you _know_ they're gonna be fun ;)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You guys have just completely described my house. I safety pin the socks together before washing them and the fuckers still go missing! My tupperware cupboard gets rearranged daily thanks to my youngest. He goes hunting for treasure in there lol. I'm sooooo glad I'm not the only one whose house is like this :-D - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    DG's forks are missing. And Araps' knives are missing. But Araps' spoons are breeding. Then whoever's missing their spoons must have DG's forks and Araps' knives. Or something like that. Surely? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    BLAHHHHHHHHHH Little Miss...That's funny! Maybe they all just like spooning and fourking each other and run off to secret locations to do that?? Because they don't want to be knifed in the back?? Or something like that??? Maybe that little monster is the RHP spoon, fork and knife match maker??

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    WHISK of to secret locations?? Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Mes's condoms are going missing! Lids are missing! Bank accounts! The socks, what are they doing with the socks?? Makes one wonder, what the hell this little monster is getting up to?? I would like to met them face-to-face and ask them a couple of serious questions!!! LOL Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Watch out for those safety Pins, I reckon they'll go missing next! LOL Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Sorry for bomb posting...but this Forum is too Funny! I love it, thanks for posting such a great topic! It's made my day. :) Foxy *smiling over that cheeky little monster!*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I keep buying earrings and studs and I swear there must be a one eared monster lurking in my house.... Why take one and leave the other? I'm keeping tabs, when I catch this monster, so help me God! - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'looking4quality' The scotch, wine, condoms and batteries. I think someone is partying while I'm sleeping. at least when you do finally run into this monster, you _know_ they're gonna be fun ;) I think he was spooning the knives after too much scotch, but had to give up on the forking because wearing all of those socks was just a total turn off, he should have been wearing the condoms instead. Unfortunately I couldn't catch him as Foxy wasn't here to do a number on his balls.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    The forks and knives are taking the condoms to stop the spoons from multiplying even further and taking over the Land of Cutlery? At least I now know the little bugger stealing my dogs' food from their bowls is a mouse.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'looking4quality' Quoting 'S_OnTheLoose' Quoting 'looking4quality' The scotch, wine, condoms and batteries. I think someone is partying while I'm sleeping. at least when you do finally run into this monster, you _know_ they're gonna be fun ;) I think he was spooning the knives after too much scotch, but had to give up on the forking because wearing all of those socks was just a total turn off, he should have been wearing the condoms instead. Unfortunately I couldn't catch him as Foxy wasn't here to do a number on his balls.Damn you people are good! cant stop giggling...Mrs Justus

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Detective Foxy is on the HUNT for that little monster! When I find the little bugger,we're going to have a little party! hehehe This is my genius plan... Drink will drink the scotch, lay down on the lids, fork him silly (wearing the condoms), maybe have a spoon then..........I will cut off his balls with the knife!! Put his body in a sock and bury a deep hole with the teaspoons! So there is no evidence, I will make sure I don't leave any ear-rings behind, refill shampoo/conditioner, put the lid on the toothpaste, and replace the toilet roll. Also refill bank accounts and refill Mes dog food! PHEW! This is going to be hard bloody work. LOL FOXY

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    Any one seen my car keys? Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'fitzychick'I safety pin the socks together before washing them and the fuckers still go missing! You do whaaaaaat? I'm badly house trained, clearly...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' Detective Foxy is on the HUNT for that little monster! When I find the little bugger,we're going to have a little party! hehehe This is my genius plan... Drink will drink the scotch, lay down on the lids, fork him silly (wearing the condoms), maybe have a spoon then..........I will cut off his balls with the knife!! Put his body in a sock and bury a deep hole with the teaspoons! So there is no evidence, I will make sure I don't leave any ear-rings behind, refill shampoo/conditioner, put the lid on the toothpaste, and replace the toilet roll. Also refill bank accounts and refill Mes dog food! PHEW! This is going to be hard bloody work. LOL FOXY A shovel would be easier Foxy BUT that seems to have disappeared too! *grumbles ...*

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I was chasing it with the damned shovel!Until I was easily distracted by another forum...Mrs Justus..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Please let us know how you get on with the detective work Foxy. This is seriously funny!!!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    My coffee has disappeared!!! Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    My Coke has gone flat overnight. The little bastard stole the bubbles!

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    There's an unspoken speciousness in my home right now. Not only am I going to chop off their balls.....I'm going to leave them to-do lists! I'm starting to think, I've lost my marbles!!! Foxy NOOOOOOOOOOOO mes not the BUBBLES!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Someone mentioned Bubbles?Urgently checks the fridge..*Phew still there* Has a bottle of Moet in the fridge to celebrate the capture and punishment of wilfully playful monster by the SEDUCTRESS super Foxy... PS will drink it soon anyway - and that little B... will probably have run off with the panadol then... mwahhaha As an aside: Mr was wondering if maybe the socks were disappearing down jocks to raise some eyebrows and expectations...?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Who was that forum poster who was so interested in panties Or did I just leave them somewhere? Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    11 years ago

    HUMMM winter is approaching us. ;) Foxy