RHP

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I want to know where you buy your ruler from

June 22 2014

Is there a rule that we have not been made aware of that says there is a +1 or +2 inches added to both length and circumference of penises for guys on this site? We have been around a while here and from time to time we meet people from this site and are a little shocked when their "Slock" isn't all it was made out to be. Is this an advantage? We are more interested in the size and potential of your grey matter but it leaves us thinking. Aren't people that look for size disappointed when they meet someone and all that was promised is not delivered ?

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Well yes, it is like that age thing as well. For a lot of blokes in their older years you have to add at least 5 years plus onto their profile age to actually come to the age they really are. You also have to watch out for those pictures where a guy has photographed his cock next to a coke can to show how thick he is...... because they now have those smaller cans. Definitely need to ask how many mls is that can.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Although I think some men may start their measurement from their arsehole.... I mean that is an extra inch right there.

  • DynamicCouple36

    DynamicCouple36

    10 years ago

    It's because sites like this often attract the type of mentality, of guy, that believes the size of his dick is the measure of a man and that all women just love a 10 inch penis!! And so they exaggerate hoping it will attract willing females. The question is : does the penis make the man or does the man make the penis? Or is it : the man makes the penis makes the man ? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    10 years ago

    I love reading your posts! Ditto to everything Meeka said and yes it is very disappointing. So is when they say 6 foot tall and are actually shorter than me :( - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I wholeheartedly agree with you there. You do get dissapointed when their measurements don't add up. Especially when you were looking for a certain size. Ms S - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    just sayin

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    10 years ago

    Sad comment on men Jason Leslie.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    by the way some women crap on about how much size matters, that sometimes men feel a little compelled to exaggerate to feel up to standard. The worst part is that short of surgery, men can't do anything permanent to increase the size of their cocks. I don't condone lying and I have indeed seen the same in person myself but I can see how it happens. It is sad that men feel the need to do this but it is just as sad to hear so many women make a big deal out of it, especially when a lot of guys are adequate regardless of how big they say they are. Most men like big boobs too but they are generally happy with any boobs.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Australian Women are shit at recognising true measurements...."Because all their adult lives, they have been told that something only 5 inches long, is 9 inches long" ???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    There was an area on profiles for women to describe the size of their vagina! Would most women rate theirs as tight regardless of how big their tunnels really are. Modesty can be hard to find at times. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Fun_playfull_cpl

    Fun_playfull_cpl

    10 years ago

    Well to be honest it's a old school ruler, so a wooden one if you really must know from school!.. And this topic would bring up the question of do you messure it when it's soft and flopped or hard and strong? When it's flopped it's a little hard to get a true reading as it's a little soft!.. But when it's hard and strong well you get where I am going? And all should be measured from the base to the tip! Now mine is measured while it's hard for that reason and well let's say and I'll admit if I was to messure it while it was soft there could be a minus there! I am happy with what I have got and believe mrs Byronfuncpl is as well and as she says I am a grower not a shower! All tho I do tend to get naked quiet a bit!. I will probably cop some crap about it but I firmly believe everything on our profile is genuine and real and if told different I would consider it but if the person was being plain rude and thankfully I haven't had that yet I wouldn't care because to be honest it's mine and not yours and me and my partner are very happy!.. And before anyone corrects me yes I know there will be some spelling mistakes and I am sorry but it's not the end of the world!.. Mr Byronfuncpl

  • Smilingwithfun

    Smilingwithfun

    10 years ago

    Slightly off cue. Men put down average, with a size. The size can be 5-6 up to 8-9 on some profiles. Big difference in the average length.

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    No wonder my reverse parking is always out by a few inches!! Foxy

  • Taleros

    Taleros

    10 years ago

    The perceived emphasis and importance on size from the media, porn, people and sites like this probably does cause some men to add a bit to their size to try and come off as adequate, or more "attractive." I'd also say that a good number of them simply don't know how to measure themselves properly. I've seen topics in the forum here, as well as a number of places elsewhere on the internet, about measuring, what's the correct and accepted way to go about it etc. so if they aren't measuring right then whatever they put on a profile isn't going to be right. Comparing it to various household items is certainly not the right way to go about it. ~Mr Taleros

  • Seachange

    Seachange

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ralf74' by the way some women crap on about how much size matters, that sometimes men feel a little compelled to exaggerate to feel up to standard. The worst part is that short of surgery, men can't do anything permanent to increase the size of their cocks. I don't condone lying and I have indeed seen the same in person myself but I can see how it happens. It is sad that men feel the need to do this but it is just as sad to hear so many women make a big deal out of it, especially when a lot of guys are adequate regardless of how big they say they are. Most men like big boobs too but they are generally happy with any boobs. Firstly, welcome back Ralf and hope your holidays served you well. Missed you posts. But I agree. Also agree with Meeka. I prefer if they don't talk it up and just make the most of what they have. Setting expectations. I hate profiles that says they go on and on. Well I need my sleep. And also re size? f he has an average size cock but knows to use it together with his hands and tongue and imagination, that will drive me more crazy. Better than the 9inch cock just waiting to be ridden.... Not a pole dancer guys... But I wish... (doing some stretches now...) BTW OP, love the photo. That luscious ass needs some gentle spanking. Lol.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Handy Smurf and Smurfette didn't complain.....Now how do I get this blue stuff off?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Some girls with smaller breast want to be larger so i assume some guys with smaller cocks want to be larger? The cock is a funny little fella at times ? Depending on the mood he can vary in length by an inch :) This also includes the weather conditions lol much like a girls nipple ?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Maybe it should be the ego that really should be measured here as thats where you will find the real size! I. That is big ego little dick, small ego well maybe he might open your eyes and cause you to drop your jaw and think yep thats what i want.So many variables think, thick,thin, long, short, black, white.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I am not trying to belittle guys for something they cannot change. It is a matter of personal preference. But if you are looking for something specific yes size does matter. Plain and simple. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mr_MrsAraps

    Mr_MrsAraps

    10 years ago

    At the end of the day of the guy is way over representing his size and the night then ends in rejection then due to ratio of women to men the their only doing themselves the injustice. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Women buy their scales from

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    ... and I am guessing.. below average 15 % ... average 70% ... above average 12% well above average 3%... 2 - 4 5 -7 7 - 9 9 to farrrrk like I said ' I'm guessing, but I dont think Im far wrong...

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Why do men have to do all the work? Try exercising those kegel muscles, maybe they are just a little lazy. Wondering how honest the women would be, for the Kegel measurement? Mado Mado Tara xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'lilyorchid' Firstly, welcome back Ralf and hope your holidays served you well. Missed you posts. But I agree. Also agree with Meeka. I prefer if they don't talk it up and just make the most of what they have. Setting expectations. I hate profiles that says they go on and on. Well I need my sleep. And also re size? f he has an average size cock but knows to use it together with his hands and tongue and imagination, that will drive me more crazy. Better than the 9inch cock just waiting to be ridden.... Not a pole dancer guys... But I wish... (doing some stretches now...) BTW OP, love the photo. That luscious ass needs some gentle spanking. Lol. hols were awesome :) and I agree. I am not really into being split in half when I have sex, big cocks scare me a little and I like surprises, so I don't even usually look at the size of potentials unless there is a pic in my face.

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Sandpit

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Kizza nailed it! Cheers, N

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Don't be adding five years on to my profile age. I may feel like 57 sometimes, but I haven't lied about my age. Cheers, N

  • Dryphuz

    Dryphuz

    10 years ago

    like 90% of the blokes i've ever talked to about that saying aren't aware that that can actually be a thing. Most guys in Aus appear to have penises detached from their prostate, so even when soft it just hangs out of their body and when hard only stiffens and barely lengthens. A small percentage have the base attached internally so when hard the prostate pushes it forwards and it grows somewhere in the range of 4-5 times, but isn't anything much to look at soft. In fact the only lengthening surgery available can only be done if yours is still attached to the prostate at which point they can cut it loose which makes it more presentable when soft, but actually makes little to no difference in hard length. Girth can be improved by surgically inserting adipose tissue into the shaft, but this gives the feeling of a jelly wrapped banana. Soft on the outside and hard in the middle. There's also the problem of adipose near the base of the shaft. Pushing a ruler up against the base on the top pushes this slight bit of fat out of the way and can add an inch if the bloke is chubby, but it will never look what he measures it at unless he loses that fat. Other than that i guess some people just lie...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'feloniousfossil1' Kizza nailed it! Cheers, N