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I_Touch's hairdressing salon 'We blow you dry' lol cum one cum all

November 18 2015

Okay so the sex olympics was so much fun, training still in progress, that I thought I'd ask for suggestions for my new business, virtual, not real, just for fun. So I'm calling the salon 'We blow you dry' and expecting opening day will rival Krispy Kreme lol with clients queued up around the block and down the highway, traffic control of course will be arranged prior but I need some help for new signage and hairstyles (upper and lower haha). I also need to buy some new equipment and set up the furniture and promote my new venture and will need to employ staff, who will need special skills Looking for catchy slogans to promote my business, suggested ads for staff, appropriate furniture (or inappropriate furniture ) anything that might help me to excite and please my clients. Repeat business is what I'm after

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hilarious Couple of menu items: Streaks - free style for anyone arriving fully nude Balayage - your choice of two tones at the same time Silk treatment - an individualised arrangement of silken shibari ropes Student concession - your Professor awaits with results of your assessment

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    9 years ago

    Where the customer always cums first

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Essential Tantric sex chair..Scissors for the female customers,😜xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Awesome, i"m already hysterical, good stuff lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Alternatively, Cum-in-Hair........................Doesn't it make great styling gel ? Obviously need staff with a "hands-on approach", and be versatile in the hours they work and therefore must be able to "cum at anytime", and "pull their weight", also "wankers welcome to apply"

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    "To cum again"

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Pubic hair is making a comeback so shaping,dyeing,and bejazzling..tiny sparkling beads and for the longer pubes,pretty ribbons...shaving of pubes ,shaveees and shavers..oh and erotic massages with happy endings xxFreya😜😝

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    9 years ago

    'but I need some help for new signage and hairstyles (upper and lower haha).' Upper and Lower Classic example of a signage blooper and to a trained eye...clearly there is too much of a gap between.... Upper and and and and and Lower Mado Mado Tara xx

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Hair today, Cum again tomorrow !!!

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Imagine walking into this hairdresser's and asking for a number two.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'with clients queued up around the block and down the highway Like a barber queue?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    It will be the only hairdresser where all the customers come completely shaved

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hahaha barber queue haha damn that's funny - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in How's the 23rd for you, next Monday lol Guaranteed you'll be happy with our work because the customer always cums first alright I stole that line, hang on did I steal it from you Shit I'll be 52 by then, birthday on Sunday, how depressing is that now to figure out how I can make the birthday memorable

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'hsnsed89' It will be the only hairdresser where all the customers come completely shaved yeah, sorry bit distracted by your new profile pic, what was that?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Very cute, what about dreadies with the little sparkly beads lol and erotic massages mmm think i'll do the interviews for a masseuse myself, think it"s important to try before i buy, the interviewing process has been estimated to take at least a year lol maybe more - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Loving the streaks lol i'm just picturing all the wives asking their husbands 'didn't you get your hair cut last week?' Yeah but it's growing so fast lately, think i'll just pop back for a trim haha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya70' Pubic hair is making a comeback so shaping,dyeing,and bejazzling..tiny sparkling beads and for the longer pubes,pretty ribbons...shaving of pubes ,shaveees and shavers..oh and erotic massages with happy endings xxFreya😜😝 If I EVER happen across rastifarian dreadlocks and beads.... .... I'm setting fire to it.... purely for OH & S reasons.

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    9 years ago

    I have spent many years training and did a long apprenticeship, spent hours studying female pudenda and I finally become qualified only to find the job doesn't exist any more!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Cum as styling gel haha i forgot to comment on this but i just lose it everytime i read that omg lol worked for Cameron Diaz right? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha so bloody funny pubic hair stylist, picturing a cut and blow dry, or 'blow you dry' good luck trying to blow me dry lol like a bloody swimming, up for some breaststroke in my pool since you're now unemployed? haha and all that training you did over the years, it sucks lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm sorry i didn't comment on your post before now, but i had such a laugh reading it, basically, you're hired lol not sure if you were looking for a job but you sound like you'd fit our staff requirements. If you treat your clients with that much care, more traffic wardens might be required 😃 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Swimming pool i meant, all thumbs - Posted from rhpmobile

  • lovman8

    lovman8

    9 years ago

    Always up for a bit of breaststroke, it's my favourite style. And I'm up for the challenge of "drying" you up.....maybe I could lick you dry????? Maybe that can be my new career , what with the lack of pubic hair these days.

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in How's the 23rd for you, next Monday lol Guaranteed you'll be happy with our work because the customer always cums first alright I stole that line, hang on did I steal it from you Shit I'll be 52 by then, birthday on Sunday, how depressing is that now to figure out how I can make the birthday memorable Bugger, just checked and too far away for me to get there by the 23rd. I will have to wait until you get a franchise on the other side of the country

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in How's the 23rd for you, next Monday lol Guaranteed you'll be happy with our work because the customer always cums first alright I stole that line, hang on did I steal it from you Shit I'll be 52 by then, birthday on Sunday, how depressing is that now to figure out how I can make the birthday memorable Bugger, just checked and too far away for me to get there by the 23rd. I will have to wait until you get a franchise on the other side of the country

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Damn we haven't even opened and you're already talking of franchise, you're hired as our business development manager, oh and the fringe benefits are f*%kn awesome lol 'How was your day dear?' f*%kn awesome, how was yours? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'lovman8' Always up for a bit of breaststroke, it's my favourite style. And I'm up for the challenge of "drying" you up.....maybe I could lick you dry????? Maybe that can be my new career , what with the lack of pubic hair these days. that would have to be another business as part of my corporation I'm creating, thinking an icecream parlour? Have to start another topic for that one, way too much material jumping into my little bored brain Just think of all the flavours and talk about licking and sucking mmm I'm excited, stay tuned for my new store lol have to go have a cold shower now hmm

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    But what about the cheap competition that will open up once you're successful? You know they'll offer a cu(n)t and blow for half the price.

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Salon Creem. Where we specialise in Hair Undressing. We don't just give the personal touch. We give the I_touch_you cum. You are guaranteed to cum again, and again....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Hahaha omg not too worried about the cheap competition, although cheap is one of the qualities i'll be looking for in my staff, but the old 'you get what you pay for' will be obvious. Our overall cheapness will stand out from the crowd lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Single guy, i think you're onto something, you're still hired lol might be up for a promotion hmm - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    I'm thinking in line with your promotion, we need to discuss your package

  • Single_Guy4U

    Single_Guy4U

    9 years ago

    Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I'm thinking in line with your promotion, we need to discuss your package My package seems to get bigger every time I think about you, I mean about the business

  • RHP

    RHP User

    9 years ago

    Haha nice to know i haven't lost it lol - Posted from rhpmobile