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I_Touch's hairdressing salon 'We blow you dry' lol cum one cum all
November 18 2015
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hilarious Couple of menu items: Streaks - free style for anyone arriving fully nude Balayage - your choice of two tones at the same time Silk treatment - an individualised arrangement of silken shibari ropes Student concession - your Professor awaits with results of your assessment
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QLDtwo4fun
9 years ago
Where the customer always cums first
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RHP User
9 years ago
Essential Tantric sex chair..Scissors for the female customers,😜xxFreya
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RHP User
9 years ago
Awesome, i"m already hysterical, good stuff lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Alternatively, Cum-in-Hair........................Doesn't it make great styling gel ? Obviously need staff with a "hands-on approach", and be versatile in the hours they work and therefore must be able to "cum at anytime", and "pull their weight", also "wankers welcome to apply"
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
"To cum again"
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RHP User
9 years ago
Pubic hair is making a comeback so shaping,dyeing,and bejazzling..tiny sparkling beads and for the longer pubes,pretty ribbons...shaving of pubes ,shaveees and shavers..oh and erotic massages with happy endings xxFreya😜😝
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madotara69
9 years ago
'but I need some help for new signage and hairstyles (upper and lower haha).' Upper and Lower Classic example of a signage blooper and to a trained eye...clearly there is too much of a gap between.... Upper and and and and and Lower Mado Mado Tara xx
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Hair today, Cum again tomorrow !!!
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in
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RHP User
9 years ago
Imagine walking into this hairdresser's and asking for a number two.
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2'with clients queued up around the block and down the highway Like a barber queue?
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RHP User
9 years ago
It will be the only hairdresser where all the customers come completely shaved
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hahaha barber queue haha damn that's funny - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in How's the 23rd for you, next Monday lol Guaranteed you'll be happy with our work because the customer always cums first alright I stole that line, hang on did I steal it from you Shit I'll be 52 by then, birthday on Sunday, how depressing is that now to figure out how I can make the birthday memorable
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'hsnsed89' It will be the only hairdresser where all the customers come completely shaved yeah, sorry bit distracted by your new profile pic, what was that?
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RHP User
9 years ago
Very cute, what about dreadies with the little sparkly beads lol and erotic massages mmm think i'll do the interviews for a masseuse myself, think it"s important to try before i buy, the interviewing process has been estimated to take at least a year lol maybe more - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Loving the streaks lol i'm just picturing all the wives asking their husbands 'didn't you get your hair cut last week?' Yeah but it's growing so fast lately, think i'll just pop back for a trim haha - Posted from rhpmobile
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Mischeviouslad
9 years ago
Quoting 'Freya70' Pubic hair is making a comeback so shaping,dyeing,and bejazzling..tiny sparkling beads and for the longer pubes,pretty ribbons...shaving of pubes ,shaveees and shavers..oh and erotic massages with happy endings xxFreya😜😝 If I EVER happen across rastifarian dreadlocks and beads.... .... I'm setting fire to it.... purely for OH & S reasons.
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lovman8
9 years ago
I have spent many years training and did a long apprenticeship, spent hours studying female pudenda and I finally become qualified only to find the job doesn't exist any more!!!!!!
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RHP User
9 years ago
Cum as styling gel haha i forgot to comment on this but i just lose it everytime i read that omg lol worked for Cameron Diaz right? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haha so bloody funny pubic hair stylist, picturing a cut and blow dry, or 'blow you dry' good luck trying to blow me dry lol like a bloody swimming, up for some breaststroke in my pool since you're now unemployed? haha and all that training you did over the years, it sucks lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm sorry i didn't comment on your post before now, but i had such a laugh reading it, basically, you're hired lol not sure if you were looking for a job but you sound like you'd fit our staff requirements. If you treat your clients with that much care, more traffic wardens might be required 😃 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Swimming pool i meant, all thumbs - Posted from rhpmobile
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lovman8
9 years ago
Always up for a bit of breaststroke, it's my favourite style. And I'm up for the challenge of "drying" you up.....maybe I could lick you dry????? Maybe that can be my new career , what with the lack of pubic hair these days.
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in How's the 23rd for you, next Monday lol Guaranteed you'll be happy with our work because the customer always cums first alright I stole that line, hang on did I steal it from you Shit I'll be 52 by then, birthday on Sunday, how depressing is that now to figure out how I can make the birthday memorable Bugger, just checked and too far away for me to get there by the 23rd. I will have to wait until you get a franchise on the other side of the country
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Blow-in-go. "If not satisfied in 10-minutes, your money back" Book me in How's the 23rd for you, next Monday lol Guaranteed you'll be happy with our work because the customer always cums first alright I stole that line, hang on did I steal it from you Shit I'll be 52 by then, birthday on Sunday, how depressing is that now to figure out how I can make the birthday memorable Bugger, just checked and too far away for me to get there by the 23rd. I will have to wait until you get a franchise on the other side of the country
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RHP User
9 years ago
Damn we haven't even opened and you're already talking of franchise, you're hired as our business development manager, oh and the fringe benefits are f*%kn awesome lol 'How was your day dear?' f*%kn awesome, how was yours? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Quoting 'lovman8' Always up for a bit of breaststroke, it's my favourite style. And I'm up for the challenge of "drying" you up.....maybe I could lick you dry????? Maybe that can be my new career , what with the lack of pubic hair these days. that would have to be another business as part of my corporation I'm creating, thinking an icecream parlour? Have to start another topic for that one, way too much material jumping into my little bored brain Just think of all the flavours and talk about licking and sucking mmm I'm excited, stay tuned for my new store lol have to go have a cold shower now hmm
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RHP User
9 years ago
But what about the cheap competition that will open up once you're successful? You know they'll offer a cu(n)t and blow for half the price.
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Salon Creem. Where we specialise in Hair Undressing. We don't just give the personal touch. We give the I_touch_you cum. You are guaranteed to cum again, and again....
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RHP User
9 years ago
Hahaha omg not too worried about the cheap competition, although cheap is one of the qualities i'll be looking for in my staff, but the old 'you get what you pay for' will be obvious. Our overall cheapness will stand out from the crowd lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
Single guy, i think you're onto something, you're still hired lol might be up for a promotion hmm - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
9 years ago
I'm thinking in line with your promotion, we need to discuss your package
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Single_Guy4U
9 years ago
Quoting 'I_touch_myself2' I'm thinking in line with your promotion, we need to discuss your package My package seems to get bigger every time I think about you, I mean about the business
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RHP User
9 years ago
Haha nice to know i haven't lost it lol - Posted from rhpmobile
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