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If A Movie Was Made About You and Your Life....
April 17 2014
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RHP User
11 years ago
... being as it's your life story, you can choose whoever you want. On the other hand, if I were to select some Hollywood A-lister to play me, Meander would over rule me and select someone else to play me who was short and fat.So who was it the played the hobbit, Samwise Gamgee, in 'The Lord of the Rings' anyway? (No, Meander, Danny DeVito can't play me, I still have all my hair ...grey as it is.)
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NudesRus
11 years ago
I think you might have your stars mixed up. Sandra Bullock was in Miss Congeniality, not Julia Roberts, although she did a great job playing a hooker in Pretty Woman
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Missb4u
11 years ago
I think that was Sandra Bullock... Betty White needs to play me :) Or Sandra Bullock - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wasn't that Sandra Bullock? When I was younger probably Penelope Cruz or Selma Hayak... Lots of boob and a fiery personality. Although as I age and understand myself better, I am getting better at controlling my Ialian temperament. Make love not war, right? ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would choose either Robert Downey Jr or Johnny Depp, both only an inch taller than you. For me maybe Ashley Greene or Katie Holmes?
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RHP User
11 years ago
I swear all those comments about Sandra where not there when I posted my comment. :p
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MsSuperFoxy
11 years ago
Well I think I would be the main star of my own movie... If I had to choose someone to be my double, would have to be Natalie Portman, Katherine Heigal or Julia roberts. HUBBA BUBBA! All have got smokin sex appeal. Cause they have that, they can play me... Foxy
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madotara69
11 years ago
Cos I'm Batman Zooom ............./\./\ Mado /``\ (black ears and matching cape) ........|...\.^./...| ......./....|.B|...\ ...../...../......\.....\ Kapoowwww
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RHP User
11 years ago
No more than an inch taller than you, Jman ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
My phone is playing games. Never mind.
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RHP User
11 years ago
His legs look great in fishnets too.
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RHP User
11 years ago
but I'm going with Dijana Vidusin, a Croatian actress (my dad is Croatian). I definitely see a bit of a resemblance there.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' I would choose either Robert Downey Jr or Johnny Depp, both only an inch taller than you. I suppose they could borrow Martin Lawrence's fat suit from "Big Momma's House" ...but Tim Curry, ...really??? Quoting 'Funlover71' His legs look great in fishnets too. That was a looooong time ago. Have you seen him lately???
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RHP User
11 years ago
I didn't know Salma Hayek was ialian.
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RHP User
11 years ago
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RHP User
11 years ago
Lisa Minelli and Meryl' Streep's love child:-) :-) :-) :-) xx Q....or Methuselah
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RHP User
11 years ago
Roseanne ;-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Kate Beckinsale & thinks she's friggin hot, I would probably choose Natalie Portman - I quite like how she can portray a homely girl who's also abit twisted. Mrs_AJ - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
No she isn't, but she looks as If she has the Latin temperament which is what I was going for. Fiery, sexy, sensual, sexy.... And a little nuts. :p
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RHP User
11 years ago
From Identity Thief, The Heat, Bridesmaids..to name a few and more famously Mike and Molly on TV. She is short, round and funny like me. Actually she is way rounder and funnier than me, but I love exaggerations :)
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RHP User
11 years ago
I would say Tina Frey xx Q
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RHP User
11 years ago
I wish I was that hilarious!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Meeka100' Fiery, sexy, sensual, sexy.... And a little nuts. :p You are definitely all that, Meeks, and better looking than Salma too.I was just taking a cheap shot. (Lucky for me, you missed it.)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'MrandMrs_AJ' Kate Beckinsale & thinks she's friggin hot, Mrs_AJ - Posted from rhpmobile Kate Beckinsale in Underworld....
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RHP User
11 years ago
I want Stoya to play me. (And play with me.)
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RHP User
11 years ago
http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpsds8e3Wm1qdleaio1_500.gif
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'madotara69'Cos I'm Batman Zooom ............./\./\ Mado /``\ (black ears and matching cape) ........|...\.^./...| ......./....|.B|...\ ...../...../......\.....\ Kapoowwww :P
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ObifunKenobi
11 years ago
and I'll bring the popcorn. :D
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RHP User
11 years ago
I was drunk, please forgive me for posting a Gif. It's true though.
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Dryphuz
11 years ago
...or adam sandler. not that either look much like me, but if it was a serious movie about me, benicio would be closest with his hair long. And if it was a comedy movie (the more likely) then adam sandler's brand of acting could well portray my sarcastic cynicism.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Cause i never bother anyone
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yes I got stars mixed up. I meant Sandra Bullock. Blonde moment. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Apparently I look like Susan Sarandon
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RHP User
11 years ago
Susan Sarandon is HOT!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
A movie was made with 6 different characters portraying different aspects of Bob Dylan, all interlaced with one another in a non linear cut and paste style. Playing me might be Gary Coleman from Different Strokes, Keanu Reeves from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Brad Pitt from True Romance, Willem Dafoe from The Last Temptation of Christ, Shawn Ku from Samsara (2001), and Kevin Smith from Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, no, fuck it, Mark Hamill from the original Star Wars trilogy. The theme song from the movie would be Supertramp's "The Logical Song"..... "At night when all the world's asleep, the questions run so deep, for such a simple man..." :-p
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RHP User
11 years ago
MissKay. Google Touch-a, Touch-a,Touch-a, Touch me.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
I already have people coming up to me thinking I'm famous, or saying they loved me in THAT movie or tv show. I don't know who they think I am, because I have my fun just playing along nonchalantly.... I've even given squiggly autographs.... so when I ask who.... I'll let you know :-)
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RHP User
11 years ago
Brooke Shields a lot of people have told me throughout my life i look very much like her .... Or the other way around ;)
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RHP User
11 years ago
He starred in "True Blood", "My little Assassin" etc. Because he looks similar to me...Latino and all. But for persona I think James Franco "Spider Man", "Pineapple Express". Etc.
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Twisted_Mister
11 years ago
Bill Murray. That is the answer, Bill Murray. All day, every day! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Something along the lines of a monty python movie, plenty of weird things happening, lots of laughs and moments that make you just stop and wonder what the hell just happened
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RHP User
11 years ago
One flew over the cuckoo,s nest ,an adaptation of life :-) without the bars :-) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
thingies that was doing the rounds of FB recently. It asked the same sort of questions and I thought it was a whole load of bollocks until it said that I was Scarlett Johanson. I shut the fuck up.
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RHP User
11 years ago
she'd be a dud root.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'paint_me' she'd be a dud root. like to find out. Alan Adler could probably play a decent me......a few years ago.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Wallace Shawn... on stilts. SG
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RHP User
11 years ago
Drew Barrymore, and she's bi so I wouldn't mind playing her either :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
It was great to see Funlover and Coriander in their prime.
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RHP User
11 years ago
I missed it! Just as well I have the DVD. - Posted from rhpmobile
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