M43
I'm bored
May 06 2015
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RHP User
10 years ago
obviously my big sword ! I'm sleek and fast ! And I fuck mermaids ! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A pink flamingo (surprise!) Graceful, unique with a touch of mystery, and pink!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Wily and smart,the crow is a bird you either love or hate..very social they look after their murder and have great language skills.I always talk to my crows..they have excellent facial recognition and will let each other know if you are friend or foe xxFreya
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Mischeviouslad
10 years ago
Tyrannosaurus Rex A T Rex don't need to sell being a T Rex.
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RHP User
10 years ago
They can be a bit rapey. Made my morning Dryphuz 😂😂😂. My animal would have to be a horse. Majestic, powerful and of beautiful (well to me). My mum played this game with her brother recently (he has an unhealthy obsession with me). He chose a sloth. Next minute I get a birthday card from him with a picture of a sloth clinging to a woman's chest. All I could think of was all those creepy sloth memes....... I will never look at a sloth the same way again. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
The most intelligent of all bird species, one of the few wild birds that you can clearly observe this in. Well I am the otter playful, protective of their mate and so damn funny in their antics.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Tiger in the bedroom firery passionate hungers for more..... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Surprise surprise I'll go the dragon. They can fly, they look damn impressive , and they can really heat things up...
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Dryphuz
10 years ago
@ Freya: And they are the one of the few birds known to be tool users, normally unique to higher primates. @ Tis: from what i know of you on the forums an otter is perfect for you. Nice one! I would also be a ferret... Cuddly, cute, playful and fully capable of tearing you a new one if you piss them off.
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Smilingwithfun
10 years ago
Eats, roots, shoots & leaves.
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RHP User
10 years ago
... shapeshifter Living as whatever, whenever, between the physical & spiritual at will.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Crows are INTERESTING... Recently I noticed a large number of crows dead along the highway I take regularly to work..This facinated me, so I took two months off work to get a grant and study this strange happening..As time went on, I realised they were ALL killed by Trucks... not a single crow was killed by contact with a car..Further funding and further study was required... BOTH of which I achieved... NOW.. here is the REALLY facinating data...CROWS actually love to eat roadkill.. and are FULLY aware of the dangers of "Death by Impact with Cars"So much so.. that they ACTUALLY post a Sentry.(This is quite factual)The idea of the Sentry is to WATCH, and then ultimately WARN the "Dining Crows" of impending danger..The PROBLEM observed, was that the Sentry could NOT say "TRUCK"It always called out "Caaar" The Diners, believing they had only to contend with a SMALL vehicle, left it untill the last minute to vacate the Roadway, and when they FINALLY became airborne, they had NOT left enough time to avoid the MUCH bigger vehicle!!.The GOOD thing of all this??"I got FUNDING for this finding"
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RHP User
10 years ago
1,they are cute 2, they are big 3, they live happily on their own 4, and they dont strive for fame and attention like koalas or kengurus do :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yep bring me presents to my nest and then I eat you alive.
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Just cause I am (they also eat roots and leaves, haha)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Excellent animals ferrets Dryphuz
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RHP User
10 years ago
Bat-winged tree dweller. They haven't been discovered yet, so no one ever bugs them. ;-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
So people think I'm a cutesy little animal when I'm really a bay seal-killing and raping necrophiliac....oops did I just say that out loud....*slinks off to corner with his baby seal carcass*
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RHP User
10 years ago
U mean like a bat? I'm pretty sure they've been discovered lol
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RHP User
10 years ago
Why so many crows live here Cavey,they can all say Traaarrk.perhaps you could get another grant to compare the dialects of Queensand crows with their relies in WA 😚xxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Can I change my mind and be a female Bower Bird..she really makes her suitors work hard,and she is such a drab little thing...the males are so competitive they steal from each other.all the little treasures so carefully gathered for her pleasure and to add insult to injury.try and destroy their rivals' bowers.xxFreya
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' Can I change my mind and be a female Bower Bird..she really makes her suitors work hard,and she is such a drab little thing...the males are so competitive they steal from each other.all the little treasures so carefully gathered for her pleasure and to add insult to injury.try and destroy their rivals' bowers.xxFreya Being a lovely female, you are allowed to change your mind any time you like, it is ingrained in the DNA I believe
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RHP User
10 years ago
Here in Victoria we do not have crows mostly ravens, the little crow is only in the far north west. Just a little birding info for those that may be interested
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure I'm a furry reptile with floppy ears, not a bat. My attributes: I blend in with my surroundings, am a loner and live a quiet and peaceful life. And I look uber cool doing it. ;-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Just cause I am (they also eat roots and leaves, haha) Eats roots shoots and leaves
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Quoting 'Jack_Denials' Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' Just cause I am (they also eat roots and leaves, haha) Eats roots shoots and leaves I was still working on the shooting part (we are up all night us Kiwis)
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Yeah, no. I'm pretty sure I'm a furry reptile with floppy ears, not a bat. My attributes: I blend in with my surroundings, am a loner and live a quiet and peaceful life. And I look uber cool doing it. ;-) Verrry, nice looking bit of lace :-) You sound a bit like me. (obviously, not as cool or gorgeous looking as you though)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Yep, crow all the way for me, we're on the same wavelength fuuuuuuuuuck well isn't that what they're saying? Yeah i know, i know, just my dirty mind - Posted from rhpmobile
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custardapples
10 years ago
A Pot Belly Pig !! .... What?? Don't judge
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Skyn2Skin
10 years ago
Possum. Eats Apples (and other assorted fruits) with custard of course! ;) Knows how to hang, with style. And Comes out to play at night! - Posted from rhpmobile
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Dryphuz
10 years ago
i can laze around all day doing nothing, have a harem and they do all the cooking!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Flightless parrot from Kiwi land. Very intelligent and curious, also a tool user. Hangs around at night, looking pretty, and checking out everything in his environment as you never know when something fun will appear.
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custardapples
10 years ago
Quoting 'dblact' Possum. Eats Apples (and other assorted fruits) with custard of course! ;) Knows how to hang, with style. And Comes out to play at night! - Posted from rhpmobile We love Possums - just saying!!!
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custardapples
10 years ago
Haven't seen any naked mole rats listed -- curious.
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Cute, furry, and gets more action that most other animals :-)
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'dblact' Possum. Eats Apples (and other assorted fruits) with custard of course! ;) Knows how to hang, with style. And Comes out to play at night! - Posted from rhpmobile ...just make sure you land on the right side of the ditch.It all depends on whether you want to be loved or hated Yes I'm a K1W1
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Quoting 'Jack_Denials' Quoting 'dblact' Possum. Eats Apples (and other assorted fruits) with custard of course! ;) Knows how to hang, with style. And Comes out to play at night! - Posted from rhpmobile ...just make sure you land on the right side of the ditch.It all depends on whether you want to be loved or hated Yes I'm a K1W1 They do make a reasonably tasty stew don't they
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RHP User
10 years ago
...only if you're starving Stinking bloody things
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RHP User
10 years ago
Jack weren't the Clampetts fond of possum? 😊XxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Freya79' Jack weren't the Clampetts fond of possum? 😊XxFreya Yes they probably were, but that would've been the American Opossum ...which is an entirely different billy of stew
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RHP User
10 years ago
But hopefully this one stays pleasant. .. I would be a meerkat: a natural sticky beck, always protective of family, and cute in their own way :)
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WantingMoreNow
10 years ago
Loyal, protective, and loves liking genitals
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RHP User
10 years ago
Hmmm... Never posted before... How about an Aardvark? Just for the double A :-) Big nose too...you know what that means ;p Always poking around in holes... - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Horny as In need of some entertainment - Posted from rhpmobile
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NewPlayground
10 years ago
One-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple, people eater.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You know.... silent, secretive, sly but you always know once you have been bitten
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RHP User
10 years ago
They're rare, cute and have a small horn ;)
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Naughty_nature
10 years ago
As always no Unicorns on here! For me like my star sign a Sagittarius a Centaur. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
I'm definitely a Pug lol. They're awesome, can brighten anyones day and they snore hahaha
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RHP User
10 years ago
U all sound yummy animals to me
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RHP User
10 years ago
A flying the wall ' anything that's haveing better luck than I am
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RHP User
10 years ago
A Unicorn!! One of a kind, majestic and free spirited!!! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
A cat...sleek snooty and affectionate - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Octopus. Think of what you could do with all those extra arms! - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
unicorn...........
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RHP User
10 years ago
So bored ! Need a milf to please - Posted from rhpmobile
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OzRednecks
10 years ago
Owl - how cool would it be to swing your head all the way around and hoot at everything. Bear - because you can sleep all through winter. Sounds bliss :)
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