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I'm too sexy for my...
May 20 2017
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RHP User
8 years ago
Both, the second one in particular is cringeworthy, puts me off watching porn. I often though if men are turned on by it. I cannot stand giggling and pouting AF the camera, even homemade porn where they continually look at the camera wtf they should be focusing on each other Another thing that turns me off, goes horribly wrong in the flesh, is licking my ear or putting their tongue in my ear, breathing around there yes, but munching or licking my ears nooooooooo 😊 Kissing is the other thing that comes to mind. Most guys are good kissers, but every so often, you come across a lizard lol 😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
often 'wonder' though, I meant
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RHP User
8 years ago
Itm2, yes the passionate tonsillectomy! Yikes ! Not giggle but cringe, in the throes of passion she said "come to mama" "Run Forrest run !" And yes I can't stand it when women go all coy and sextrovert to get their way. Yuck
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RHP User
8 years ago
How funny. I was just thinking about the whole ear licking thing last night. When any one does that I loose focus and start worrying about wether or not I will get an ear infection lol. I love a nibble on my ear but please No Tounge!!!
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swingalingson
8 years ago
Doing the whole lesbian act to try to get the attention of guys. And The guys play on and pretend it is true. They try that fake shit at a swingers club and everyone and their mothers know it is an act. Now that is funny cause they get caught out sooner or later. The act backfires like beans.
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RHP User
8 years ago
lol yes a wet tongue in the ear makes me instantly pull away Sailbad - yeah that too but I meant the little quick flicking in and out 😛
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RHP User
8 years ago
T.O.N.G.U.E 😖
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RHP User
8 years ago
Bloody spell check didn't work. Please stop shouting x
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torryman
8 years ago
OMG, run for cover everyone..... It's the spelling police 👮
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RHP User
8 years ago
Men that spend 30 second going down on you and get disappointed that you're not screaming in ecstasy yet. Asking me "are you there yet?" or "common babe I know you want it" is definitely not gonna get me there any quicker. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
Confession time. I say come to mama BUT in my mind, not out loud lol when I'm hunting and gathering. I like to nurture my cubs, I feel protective of them, and I clean them by licking them 😛
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RHP User
8 years ago
Ahahahaha, Mischievous Me. You just reminded me of another one... "Cum for me, babe. I know you want to cum. CUM!" Ain't gonna magically fix your complete lack of oral technique, honey! 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
What turns me off is clumsy fingering and fumbling about - not really knowing what they're doing. We had a guy grab my poor man's balls and rolling them about like Chinese BaoDing balls and then tweaking his nipples. Actually, I can laugh about it now 😂 (I_touch, I could be the odd one out but I love him kissing and licking my ear, especially when he grabs me from behind with his hips right up against me, and I can feel his immediate response 😏) - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
8 years ago
I'm on a promise for something similar, but strictly no tongue T.O.N.G.U.E. 😉 in my ear 😀 mmm feeling his manhood pressing into me yeeeeeeees 😜
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RHP User
8 years ago
I should have spelled tongue wrong, watch the pool boy lose his shit 😂😂😂
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EarthQueen
8 years ago
I'm with you girl. (I_touch, I could be the odd one out but I love him kissing and licking my ear, especially when he grabs me from behind with his hips right up against me, and I can feel his immediate response 😏) - Posted from rhpmobile Kissing is a big thing for me. If you say you are into kissing you better be and no I don't want to be getting my face washed with your saliva and your tongue halfway down my throat on the first kiss, not today thanks.
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RHP User
8 years ago
Lol. I wasn't losing my shit. Just being demonstrative for the slowies. 😉😉😉
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RHP User
8 years ago
Quoting 'mischievous_me' "common babe I know you want it" is definitely not gonna get me there any quicker. tell him you're classy and clamp your legs shut?
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Dryphuz
8 years ago
Yeah... Its confusing enough sometimes without this decoy manoeuvre. I tend to just tick the 'unavailable/to hard to decipher' box and move my attention elsewhere when i encounter this. I have enough trouble with stock standard interactions as it is i'm not gonna muddle my way through subterfuge as well.
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RHP User
8 years ago
...own damn good''. Do you what it's like to be just walking down the street in the CBD and have some hot chick jump on ya' and grab your crotch telling you she wants you? LOL.... neither do I but damn a man can dream! .....CM
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