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Injuries from sex
June 08 2010
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RHP User
15 years ago
...purely at the thought of that! Just be careful and don't put a bandaid on it, tearing that off will probably do even more damage! LOL I've managed to seriously hurt my back and neck by twisting at the wrong moment in doggy style with my wife. 5 days off work and 10 visits to the physio later I still remind my wife it was the most expensive sex we've ever had lol Mind you, I thoroughly enjoyed telling the physio how I did it, much better than "I was lifting something heavy" or "I woke up like that!" LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
Standard ole scratches, fingerprint bruising, carpet burn, cricket pitch graze, bedhead black eye to name a few :)
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RHP User
15 years ago
No urban myth. These are real folks. A friends neighbour had busted her fella's penis. A total split blood the works. The poor guy had to be driven from Gatton to Brissy. So be careful with our equipment gals. Especially the riders. Oh and another. A couple got stuck. Together. Her cervix ate the top of his penis. The poor couple needed to be taken to hospital in the position. The out come for him wasn't good. He lost some size. Ouch. Fab.
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RHP User
15 years ago
A nurse would have been nice, but lucky for Mr T2 that mrs T2 was able to tend to and kiss it better. Mr T2 is out of action untill the skin tear heals up, and currently looks like his cock is in a split,lol.
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Wouldyoukindly
15 years ago
Back when I was an even younger lad, I unfortunately dislocated my left knee cap.Anyways a few years later I was with a lady, and in the lead up to one of our encounters I managed to twist my knee in a way that ALMOST saw my knee cap taking a holiday. Despite the awful pain of a torn muscle, I soldiered on with my leg straightened to minimise the damage for later.Suffice it to say the lady's orgasm was well worth the pain :)Cheers,Z
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sweetfrangapani
15 years ago
Fell off the bed once.......... winded but giggling :-() lol lol lol lol........... Sweet F x
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RHP User
15 years ago
...just thinking about that! Can I recommend that you don't use a bandaid? Pulling it off afterwards will probably do even more harm LOL I managed to twist badly once when I was taking my wife from behind and pulled out my shoulder and back. A week off work and 10 trips to the physio later and I still tell her that it was the most expensive sex we ever had. LOL
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RHP User
15 years ago
had a partner get a little enthusiatic going down , result one tooth mark etched in the little head ouch on a lesser note, was in the throes off passion, when i got one of the knots on my calf muscles, as a reaction i straightened the other leg as well which also promptlly knotted ....rolling on bed, coould barely speak
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RHP User
15 years ago
A friend of mine talks of a most gruesome event at a bdsm party... she had bound this guy's testicles up and the veins on his dick were popping.... stopping the blood flow... she gave his knob a little wack with her hand and in the process split his foreskin wide open... Oooohhhh ... I clench my butt cheeks at the thought. Hugs Stalky
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RHP User
15 years ago
My best friend is always telling me about her sex life and I tell her about mine. Recently she told me that while see was fooling around with her current casual guy she somehow broke her big toe... lol I couldnt help but laugh especially when she told me she just continued on like nothing has happened. It was only after she has finished that she realised she had actually broken her toe! Apparently not the first time it has happened.... The worst sexual injury I have had is carpet burn on my knees and palms lol oh and the occasional cramp haha
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RHP User
15 years ago
yep thats right mate of mine while getting it on with his mrs tore his donger skin at the base( as he puts it now ) trying to do the old reverse up side down twist from behing somewhere and tore it bad had to go to hospital and have stitches ,,,,,,,um and explain how it happened ,,fits of laughter from emergency in the wee small hours are still running about the hallways lol he was out of action for some time with it and doctor said its mor comon than people may think so watch where and how you go about your enjoyment ,,,,,,,,andy
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youngrabbit23
15 years ago
Some of these make my eyes water just reading them lol! When I was a lot younger during one of my first sexual experiences, I was masterbating my boyfriend at the time with a very tight grip and managed to rip that little bit of skin that goes from the foreskin to the slit in the penis (not sure what its called) I'll never forget the poor guys face and his scream!
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RHP User
15 years ago
Worst one I ever heard of was a young girl used a test tube as a sex toy and she was obviously enjoyin it too much, had a few too many muscles contract in the process, the test tube actually broke inside her! permanent scaring inside her pink bits and obviously very painful. The other one I have is a guy I work with, his wife is a nurse, she reckons the worst thing she has seen is a guy came in with a pencil stuck up the eye of his cock, mono effort no woman involved. when asked why? his reply was a simple one, "i wanted to see if it would go in".. apparently he was very embarrassed. and I would be too
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RHP User
15 years ago
OMG it was carpet burn so bad, it took 4 weeks to heal!!! will never do that again, its cushions all the way now lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
My self and a lady friend where changing position the other night and i pulled a hamstring. Knew i should of done my stretchs before hand. Morale of the story always do a warm up first. phil
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RHP User
15 years ago
yeah, carpet burns down my spine and a headbutt once while changing position. The first time with my playmate last year also resulted in a few aches and pains, legs, back stomach and arms from pushing on the headboard. Oh, and of course sore cheeks from smiling for weeks afterwards. C xxx
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RHP User
15 years ago
ol' eric in half...lol...thrusting away and in the heat of the moment...it slipped out and as i made the inward thrust, sorta bent him in half....luckily against her butt cheek...well, that's what she said...could have really hurt her...but that was seriously painful....jose...
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RHP User
15 years ago
one day my ex thought it would be a good idea to tie me to the bed....so with my arms tied to the bedhead he went off to find something to tie my feet too.... he come back with a set of weights...you know the dumb bell type whatever they are called lol....so he tied my feet and put the weights on the floor so i couldnt move well it seem when you orgasm you have a bit of strength behind you and one leg flung up with weight attached and i smacked him in the mouth that hard with the weight it knocked him of the bed now that was one fat lip that was very hard to explain roxxy
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RHP User
15 years ago
3 broken ribs, busted knee, 2 chipped teeth, broken wrist ,2 broken fingers, a bustedHarley, split helmet and a concussion. but still made it there.when Earl gets a booty call he travelling.ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaEarl
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RHP User
15 years ago
Big old black and blue on my man's penis! OOOPS... maybe just a bit too vigorous me thinks! Sweet
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RHP User
15 years ago
I call them SRI's - sex related Injuries mostly pulled muscles and bruises but I do have a fB and he went through a glass shower door while have alone sex ..lol
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RHP User
15 years ago
You really have to wonder about some of the injuries hospitals must see resulting from sex! Great forum topic! Quoting 'geturroxyoff' one day my ex thought it would be a good idea to tie me to the bed....so with my arms tied to the bedhead he went off to find something to tie my feet too.... he come back with a set of weights...you know the dumb bell type whatever they are called lol....so he tied my feet and put the weights on the floor so i couldnt move well it seem when you orgasm you have a bit of strength behind you and one leg flung up with weight attached and i smacked him in the mouth that hard with the weight it knocked him of the bed now that was one fat lip that was very hard to explain roxxy PMSL Love it! Ohh Roxy, methinks you should've given the $40 man a chance at such pleasure!Quoting 'blonde7915' I call them SRI's - sex related Injuries mostly pulled muscles and bruises but I do have a fB and he went through a glass shower door while have alone sex ..lol SRIs. I think I'm SRI prone. Bruised rib, carpet burns, stiff and sore ... but by far my most spectacular (read: embarassing) was a recent .. um .. slip. In my haste to join someone in a post coital shower, I slipped on the wet floor on entry ... picture flailing arms, nakedness, me, flat on my back ... *cringe* so much sprawled nakedness ... resulting in one bruised hip and a badly bruised elbow (collected the shower screen on my way in). But I suspect it was actually my ego that went into cardiac arrest!
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RHP User
15 years ago
When we were younger down the beach during school hols, one on the guys (still a virgin) finally met "the one". They go down on the sand dunes, he puts the condom on but in his haste gets sand in as well. Not wanting to miss the opportunaty keeps going until he's KING. Wakes up the next morning with all these red sores and marks on his cock.......we told him he'd caught a disease (the good friends we were!) .......this combined with his innocence and lack of knowledge saw him racing off the showers to spend the next 2 hours scrubbing his cock thinking that was going to make him all better. Ahhhh the good old days! D&E
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