M63
Invitations you can't resist?
September 02 2011
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kevinmario
13 years ago
... I only just snuck into bed an hour before, and the phone beeped. I groaned as I reached for it and opened the text that just arrived. It reads "I want to sleep with you"Jumped out, got my car keys and picked up the lady ;)Funny how much a one liner can do to you!!! That's one text message I definitely won't erase, ever :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
Hey I got that one as well. I went and bought my tiara and everything :p
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RHP User
13 years ago
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RHP User
13 years ago
She had me at "............................................."
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RHP User
13 years ago
Move over stalky I got that one too I wondered at what stage he was going to ask me for id to book the tripBut I do like that line Treat me like a princes and fuck me like a whore......
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tamworthguy46
13 years ago
Lol Starkers.......Fuck you like a whore Indeed !!!!!.......I don't know where someone could possibly get that impression of you from ? Everone knows that it takes a couple of weeks of poetry, and carefull persuasion to have a chance with you ! Ps I did get a Message once it read something like this I don't want to know your name,or any other crap ! I just want you tie me up, and I will submit to whatever the fuck you want to do to me ! LOL talk about not beating around the bush, with small talk and stuff. Love and peace Tam
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RHP User
13 years ago
...and really, should be framed and hung in the hall of shame. | I had a guy offer me his wife in exchange for a track suit and a pair of nice runners....oh and I got to pay for a nice hotel in the city too. No doubt he would have wanted to watch...or maybe just head out and do the shopping at the Nike store? | Naaaaa...for that I have a MasterCard.
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RHP User
13 years ago
I have had that one too Stalky, a few times with slight variations, but this one is my fave for it's strangeness......Oh but Mrs McCans.... you are quite the delightful sort. Put you in a glass jar I shall. But fear not madam... I'd put holes in the lid so you can breathe ;) hehe. I didn't reply....I mean what do you say to that?xx Salina
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RHP User
13 years ago
"Bet I could kick your arse at Rock Band" <----- works surprisingly well...Best one I've received...?Hmmm I'll get back to you on that one.It definitely *wasn't* "hey babe wanna fuk"
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erotictouch4u
13 years ago
The message read... " Hello ET Just scrolling through the forums & read your " a combination of techniques" post! I just melted...amongst other things " I replied with an invitation to sample for herself and a very quick RSVP came back...been great friends since. ET xox
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RHP User
13 years ago
I received a message at 2.15am and it started with,Well here goes, I am Horny!What would you say to a Lady in obvious need for help?
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RHP User
13 years ago
Yep definitely got that one last week...... I replied with " I can buy my own dinner thanks so f*** off!" :)
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RHP User
13 years ago
It went like this: "Hot pics, anything else going for you? Check out my profile, 5'10 slim, thick shaved 8" cock" oh... what an effort!!! I'm so there!!! lol x
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RHP User
13 years ago
I couldnt resist messaging him back and telling him my version of what we would be doing instead and he would be the one getting fucked like a whore with a strap on.Ha ha Pays to read peoples profiles doesnt it.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Quoting 'Mistress_Honey' I couldnt resist messaging him back and telling him my version of what we would be doing instead and he would be the one getting fucked like a whore with a strap on.Ha ha Pays to read peoples profiles doesnt it. I love it when you tell them what you will do and they disappear quicker than you can say flogger!
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Letsgetcrazy09
13 years ago
Damn it Stalky, u get all the breaks......LOL Lets
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RHP User
13 years ago
sounds like the owner of crown towers plugging his hotel, and hoping to plug a few holes besides. i once sent one that simply said, "wow, gotta have that body", and fuck me, it actually worked. maybe i should try that again. i've also found that suggesting someone shove a broken tree branch up my arse is a successful approach.
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RHP User
13 years ago
Dearest (fill in name here),To be in your shoes, no doubt inundated with clumsy and mayhaps single-minded messages determined simply to strip the clothes from your gorgeous body and ravish you (for all of 60 seconds!) can't be easy - and indeed I'd be lying if I said that I too wasn't overcome with an abiding and deep arousal at the thought of your body and having read your enticing (intelligent though also brief) profile. Having said that, Im also cognizant of what you have expressed are your desires here, and I assure you that I would like nothing better than to suprise you utterly and introduce to you an articulate, intelligent, educated, opinionated and yet open-minded man with a fit, athletic body, mountains of stamina that ache for the company of a woman equally endowed (with stamina that is!), with blue eys, rusty dark bown hair, groomed and clean and hygenic, with a sexy smooth voice, and a sensual, flirtatious and naturally naughty manner when accompanied with the right woman...Im talking about me if this hasn't already been made obvious!I also have a sense of humour as you may have gathered and am perfectly willing to laugh at myself - as I do often. Sexually as already mentioned Im gifted with an abiding stamina that a previous partner described as a font of natural viagra; I don't know about that but I do admit that when suitabily inspired - again, by the right woman - limpness and premature expressions of lust aren't normally an issue for me. I won't go any further with respect to endowment descriptions - as a means of introduction they be quite crass, and yet I will advise as par-for-the-course that I am circumcised and well...well-endowed. I'm a passionate kisser and being multi-lingual I hope you can appreciate Im a man with a parient and skilled tongue (ahem)...to sum up my sexual prowess I'll only say that my greatest pleasure is taken in seeing my partner awash with orgasm - having been brought to that glorious moment throught very lnegthy foreplay, oil massage, tantric breathing and touch, and mutual masturbation and sensual exploration. Indeed being on the cusp of orgasm for lengthy periods can be almost as gratifying as the eventual wash of mind-numbing pleasure...I've written a lot here - this is not a copy-and-paste effort as I believe you are worth more than that, and I assure you Im an open and honest book with respect to any questions you might have - I have nothing to hide and indeed much to show you...if youll do me the honor? Please get back to me (insert name here) - my number is yours should you command it and Im but a 10 minute drive (I think) from your pulsing and delicious body...please let my effort not be in vain...Achingly,(name removed for privacy)
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RHP User
13 years ago
LOL! Quoting 'irresponsibility' I've written a lot here - this is not a copy-and-paste effort
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MissSarahCurious
13 years ago
"I dont care if im not your type....you are my type And I wanna fuck you"
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RHP User
13 years ago
'hi there how r u im (name removed for privacy) 39 m melb love licking pussy and ass and being fucked with a strap on hope we can chat soon'
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