RHP

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Is it the hair?

November 12 2013

Almost never happens, maybe five times in the last decade have I been asked, but in the last two weeks, eight women have asked me if I am gay. I'm a little worried. Am I a late bloomer? Is it the hair? Lately I realised I am quite feminine mentally (emotional, irrational, erratic, unaccountable for my actions and prone to screeching) and decided I am a lezzo in a man's bod. Is this what they are seeing? I mean, I felt better after banging the bejeezus out of three of them, but its still kind of confronting. I asked one girl why. "Why!?". "You just seem too good to be true" was her reply. I realised she was deranged, but I also was affronted. if it were one or two, ok fine, but EIGHT IN A LITTLE OVER A WEEK?Just so we're clear I changed her mind and then at five AM I kicked her out (ok I might have driven her home and got a strawberry thickshake along the way but still she was OUTTA THERE).Do any of you girls think I might be gay, and if so, can we have sex please? Also, have you ever been fingered as being gay when you're not? This actually goes for the guys too, please answer if you have one.RA

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    No I don't think you are gay, and no I definitely don't think you are too good to be true! I was asked once if I was a lesbian because I was a single woman in my 30's. FFS! 😳

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Maybe it's the pleasure you are obviously taking in sucking that cigar. Looks as if it comes naturally to you. :p

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    11 years ago

    your white leather pimp jacket?

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    You are just a sissy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    And that's just out of the ones who thought you were gay? Are you overcompensating? ;-)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Unrushed1' And that's just out of the ones who thought you were gay? Are you overcompensating? ;-) I am horribly insecure. I seek validation and acceptance from members of the opposite sex. See? Very feminine.RA

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    11 years ago

    Ok, I agree with these women. I read your topic and I also ask.... "Why". - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    It's the hair...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Mischeviouslad' Ok, I agree with these women. I read your topic and I also ask.... "Why". - Posted from rhpmobile a) Boredomb) Because it happened and I wanted your opinionsc) Because it amuses med)Because it might amuse youe) Because I canRA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I read your Profile and there is something Freudian about your repeated mentioning of holding a Banana ...! GG♒️- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    an even bigger cigar...Hunter S.would be so proud

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Maybe you are Metrosexual and some women get confused, also a guy so good looking maybe each time they have met such a good looking guy they are Gay.I think there is a stigma, if you are good looking and like taking care of yourself, ie. appearance, thoughtful, considerate, emphatic, compassionate, like to cook and basically all rounded you must be gay, but I think guys feel threatened and to some degree some women, that maybe you take better care of yourself than they do.Just be yourself, you look mighty fine.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    On the other side of the coin I have been hit onto by a few lesbians and it made me question my sexuality. I have learnt to take it as a compliment and the fact is I love a mans body. I do not look like a dyke, I present like a lady with class, so it's not my appearance. My opinion is that it's a compliment that women connect with u.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Do you have a high pitched voice??- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'Freya77' an even bigger cigar...Hunter S.would be so proud He's dead, Jim.RA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Lmao I've missed you man....welcome back....- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I wouldn't say gay, but your profile may suggest a bit of bisexuality, which is far more fun :P

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Quoting 'RandomAgent' Quoting 'Unrushed1' And that's just out of the ones who thought you were gay? Are you overcompensating? ;-) I am horribly insecure. I seek validation and acceptance from members of the opposite sex. See? Very feminine. RAHmmm. Sounds legit to me!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I believe because it is more accepted to just be and you dont have to pretend nothing anymore...I mean .....to be a REAL MAN....you have not to follow the stereo type template anymore.....however we are all still programed to it.And our mind try to figure out where you fit in....Shit we are such robots in some ways in our thinking and perception.....so you are " WHAT YOU ARE" comfortable in your male/female persona and women love it......so what they ask you could you be gay......what does this mean? Embrace it, be soft, hard and all between.....and all women you meet will be soooo happy.Good day L

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    In a hot male body :)   Hilarious OP :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Hahaha! Funny post, funny profile. If only more people on here had your attitude. Cheers dude!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    Q: Do any of you [guys] think I might be gay, and if so, can we have sex please?A: No, I don't. As a programmer I'm compelled to skip the second part of that. Q: Also, have you ever been fingered as being gay when you're not?A: Yep. In that, sure I've been fingered, but I'm bi.

  • Missb4u

    Missb4u

    11 years ago

    Great profile to....*sigh* wish there were more like you 😘

  • RHP

    RHP User

    11 years ago

    I'm bemused , I read your profile , get a hair cut

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Hahaha, defiantly the sucking of the cigar....

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    11 years ago

    Had a bit of a giggle, interesting read...... I think.....hmmmmm well it's doesn't really matter what I think.... writing this has defiantly got everyone looking at your profile, very clever....