Hottie1

Hottie1

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It means what....

December 20 2014

fun

I found my anklet early yesterday and decided that I'd put it on. I asked my nearly 15 year old daughter, does it mean anything if it's on the left or right ankle? I ignored her disgusted look and she said 'it doesn't mean anything mum' and I left it where I'd put it, on my left ankle. Apparently (trusty net) it means I'm married but am available to covort with other people, mmmm lucky me, I'm leaving it there 😍 Similarly, a good friend of mine used to laugh at the placement of the rolled neck pillow on my bed. Being OCD, I always placed it in the middle, which apparently meant I'm open to having sex. If the neck pillow was on hubbies side, apparently all good to go, no questions asked! If it was on my side it indicated clearly, don't bother! Needless to say I would after come home and see the neck pillow on hubbies side ( he thought it was funny). Your turn peeps, what seemingly innocent thing has had another meaning that you were unaware of.

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  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I own a beautiful black Star Diopside ring. Then last year I learned that wearing a black ring means you're asexual. Damn.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    I have a black onyx ring,a birthday gift from former work mates...what were they trying to tell me I wonder:) xxFreya

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    What does it mean if Mrs Luvsilver has 37 pillows on our bed? Mr Luvsilver

  • QLDtwo4fun

    QLDtwo4fun

    10 years ago

    Our teenage daughter tells us that pig tails mean you like to receive anal sex.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Mr luvsilver that there is a pea under the first one..Remove pea and all will be well :) xxFreya

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    is on the left because I was told when I got it done that putting it on the right means you're gay. I was 19 at the time so I went with straight. Now I'm wondering if I should have one in both nostrils....

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    Yep wear a rose-gold colored anklet for many many years and my daughter told me the same thing... But I do like the one about having sex and being naked under a full moon. Yes please.. Foxy

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver' What does it mean if Mrs Luvsilver has 37 pillows on our bed? Mr Luvsilver That they are a pain in the arss to kick off the bed in the heat of the moment. Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'Meander' I own a beautiful black Star Diopside ring. Then last year I learned that wearing a black ring means you're asexual. Damn. ...it's freaking HILARIOUS...you asexual

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Mr luvsilver it means I love your woman, nothing like a well made, well presented bed. 😍 But for your sake she might be sayin 'honey, your possibilities are endless' with all those pillows. I'm hoping you are being hyperbolous, because not even I would like to make a bed with that many pillows ;) Mary xx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Apparently it means something, and I have always done it...

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    Sorry hyperbolous is a noun and not an adjective. Are you being hyperbolic Mr. luvsilver? Mary xx

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Surly that many pillows, mean pillow fight....😜

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    Surly that many pillows, mean pillow fight....😜

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ag4mg92' Sorry hyperbolous is a noun and not an adjective. Are you being hyperbolic Mr. luvsilver? Mary xx Yes I am being hyperbolic ag4mg92.( I did go and count and it is only ten)And after removing said Pea I would be more than happy to watch you all having that pillow fight. Mr Luvsilver

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    A pillow fight between Lovinit and Mrs luvsilver, I'll be in that! The question is how long would you be only watching for Mr Luvsilver? ✨👭 Mary xx

  • Lovinit28andKC72

    Lovinit28andKC72

    10 years ago

    We'd have soooo much fun..... 😜

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    I finally got it, just all of a sudden became clear and clever idea, I give credit. All the pillows are actually for at any point of where you are on the bed, if Mrs luv is about to pop, the last thing she would want is to go searching for a pillow to bury her face in while you take her where she has no longer any control. Saves waking the kids. Fancy that hey, I just use to think Tara liked the smell of the lavender. Mado Mado Tara xx

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    If the lovely Mrs luvsilver is anything like me, she painstakingly arranges her pillows. I'd bet she has trained Mr to arrange them to her liking. He would be doing something very right for Mrs to allow anyone of them to scattered around the room 'willy-nilly'. But cudos to Mr Luvsilver, I have no doubt he has Mrs screaming into the pillows and do you blame him for trying. She is a fine looking woman 😘 Mary xx

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    Do what makes you happy. DG

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Sure do Mary, I did say on the bed, so you gave yourself up there, carpet burns (willy-nilly) probably don't bother you either by the sounds of it. What I would like to learn is: why is it that you girls have so much ammo to dodge the (seemingly little thing) admitting to no control of the pillows or whateva when your writhing about quivering in and out of existence during an orgasm? If we were allowed to get up and walk away and just leave you going off your rocker, we could do anything we like even if a couple of minutes, but no, nup, not on.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Five in the bed and the little one said "Roll over"..so they all rolled over and one fell out. ...There were four in the bed,then three,then two and the little one said"Roll over",so they rolled over and one fell out and the little one said "Alone at last!"...xxFreya

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    If I could explain anything to you about how the female mind works Mado I would, I can't even explain it to myself 😉 All I know is I'd forgive you anything, even making a mess of the pillows because as I've already said, you're an awesome bloke (one of my favorites on the forums) 😍 Mary xx

  • madotara69

    madotara69

    10 years ago

    Mary, I came into these forums as a little bird with a broken wing, chirping love songs of melodies pure and true. Blindman'll have me on this, fuckit it's worth it. Little mado chirping, broken wing and this angel came out and swooped me up for fear of the scent reaching the wandering pack of wolves and the carnage inevitable. She raised me by letting me chirp, taught me to look at the beauty that can come of words I wos trying to express feelings without what to use, when I learnt a swear word she would smack me, if I accidentally miss-used it, or disguised it in amongst the decoys, she would rouse on me but I could feel she was amused, she let me go when my wing grew stronger, tracked me back to my hideout and Tara told her my hiding spots without a fight or nothing, just gave me up. Apparently it was for my own good. Look up Mary, see that angel looking over us, she found me again, see ya. Merry Christmas Miss Freya, Mary ta ta

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'luvsilver' What does it mean if Mrs Luvsilver has 37 pillows on our bed? Mr Luvsilver that it could be blocking your sex life, like too much clutter in the rest of your house is supposed to do to your life. To me they are awfully handing for propping people in different positions :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    not handing

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    A paddle has nothing to do with a canoe:). merry Xmas Mado and Tara xx Freya

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    but certainly a time delay .Though i have perfected being able to rapid fire fling all of them to the other end of the room when and as needed.Mrs Luv has learnt to duck and cover. Mr Luvsilver

  • luvsilver

    luvsilver

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'ag4mg92' If the lovely Mrs luvsilver is anything like me, she painstakingly arranges her pillows. I'd bet she has trained Mr to arrange them to her liking. He would be doing something very right for Mrs to allow anyone of them to scattered around the room 'willy-nilly'. But cudos to Mr Luvsilver, I have no doubt he has Mrs screaming into the pillows and do you blame him for trying. She is a fine looking woman 😘 Mary xx You know me well girlfriend.. but I would never try training Mr. Luv to arrange my pillows...that's my talent . And yes they do come in handy when the kids are asleep:) All this talk about me and my pillows is making me blush ha ha Mrs.Luv

  • Hottie1

    Hottie1

    10 years ago

    I had to show Mr luv's comments to my hubby, he rolled his eyes and said 'OMG poor bloke, I know what it's like'! No need to blush, I'm just imagining the fun you'll both have in finding new uses for these pillows. And honey, the only blushing cheeks I can see are the sexy ones on show in your main profile pictures. Very fine indeed. Merry Christmas. Mary xx