It's my birthday day tomoirow

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  What can I buy for my birthday? Said no girl ever!! Seriously you don't know what you want! How can that be.

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Thank her for having you. If not, remember the good times. 2/5/2017 will be here before you know it!

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  madotara69

  9 years ago

  You could buy yourself/'s a brand new Knick Knack try Paddy Whack Mado Mado Tara xx

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  Forus1234

  9 years ago

  Go into an upmarket lingerie shop called "honey birdette". They sell a Man toy called an "egg", they were an Easter present introduced in their stores for men, but they sold so well, they now sell them permanently. We purchased one & loved it so much, we went back & bought four more! Now we keep them in our naughty bag & don't leave home with out them! I'll leave it up to the sales girl to teach you how to use them, hope you don't get embarrassed! You will not be sorry, great masturbation tool!

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  An erotic massage 😝 and if it goes well, buy yourself a voucher, one a week for the next year mmm now that's a present that will keep on giving 😉

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  A friend out to dinner,or the movies,or ten pin bowling,or whatever floats your boat. Enjoy yourself. Q

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  woke up and can't sleep so I'll chat to you on your birthday 40 is a great age. I had a lot of trouble when 30 was approaching, struggled big time with that but after that cruised on no worries. Leaving the 20's behind was really hard. But oh to be 40 again now. Enjoy every second and have an awesome day

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  actually I haven't completely left the 20's behind

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  AnnieWhichway

  9 years ago

  Shout yourself a root down the local parlour. After all, the pleasure in gifting is giving. And you can keep giving till you run dry.....or run out of money

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  But another regular forumite has a birthday today ;) Mmmmhhhhhhhstirryhhhmmmmm Happy birthday gorgeous, spoil yourself with some sexy fun ;) Mary xx

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Happy birthday Stirry. (Is it bad that the first gift I thought of was a bedazzled butt plug with the word "bottom" written on it in jewels. 😝)

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  A tattoo

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  happy birthday OP (and stirry) . Personally , I like to experience things as gifts so something like jet skiing, a theme park, hot air balloon ride etc besides it gives you something fun to do on the day. Have a good one!

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Thank you..... Lol @ the butt plug....I won't forget then eh?? - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Thank you sexy xxx I'll spoil myself by coming for a visit I think :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Thank you ma'am :) - Posted from rhpmobile

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  if you take on all of these suggestions, by the end of the day you'll look like an easyrider with tatts, walking funny with your butt plug and egg. You might want to go and thank your Mum before all this or she might give you a knick knack paddy whack on the way home, swagger into the parlour for that root annie suggested All in all, a pretty good day

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  RHP User

  9 years ago

  Happy birthday ! Have no ides on gifts but maybe ,a gift that keeps on giving (no idea what but that just came to my head when I read the post )

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  social_suicide

  9 years ago

  Happy birthday. In our family we only celebrate birthdays, dont care for the religious holidays etc. Our children have never been to school on their birthday and i have never worked on my birthday. So years ago i started a birthday fund where i put $40 a week away for the big day. So every birthday i have around $2000 to spend.....so thats $250 on a bottle of scotch....maybe a watch....and loads of shopping. I have spent many birthdays trying to get through that 2 grand....soooo much fun. So my suggestion would be to have the day off do some shopping and start a direct debit for a few dollars a week so next year will be a load of fun

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