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April 16 2013

Life has parallels like music and love. One touch of the remote and a song change can lift you into a great mood or drop you like a bomb ie River Deep, Mountain High change to Queens Find me somebody to love ( I'm sure there's a topic just there) but a good joke will always make you laugh so what's your best joke for today.

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RHP User

12 years ago

A young girl was having tea with her nanna and the subject of tattoos came up. The old lady said "I have a tattoo of a Mouse. Do you want to see it". The young girl couldn't believe it and said Yes please. So the old lady lifted her top and pulled her pants down a bit and said "can you see it?" The girl said "No" So the old lady pulled her pants down a bit more. "Can you see it now" Again the girl said "No" So the old lady pulled her pants down a bit more and said "How about now?" Again the girl shakes her head and says No "Shit" the old lady says "My pussy must have eaten it"

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RHP User

12 years ago

A couple are doing it tuff and decide to sell themselves for sex. So the husband drops the wife off on a corner and says if you need me I'll be parked around the corner. A car pulls up and ask how much for sex. The wife says wait here and goes around and asks the husband how much for sex? The husband replies $100. She goes back around the corner and says to the driver $100. The driver says he only has $20 what can I have for $20. The wife says wait here and goes around the corner and tells the husband he only has $20 what can he have for $20. A hand job the husband replies so the wife goes back around the corner and informs the driver he can have a hand job. The driver agrees and the wife jumps in. The driver unzips and out pops a penis worth bottling, the wife says wait here and gets out of the car goes around the corner and ask the husband if she can borrow $80

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RHP User

12 years ago

....cum in 7 different colours

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RHP User

12 years ago

I never remember jokes! So far so funny kids :-D- Posted from rhpmobile

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RHP User

12 years ago

My is actually a fairly visual and poplar amateur pornstar. She's going to be really pissed off when she finds out

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RHP User

12 years ago

So it's then the husbands turn to try his luck at making some money so he gets out of the car and the wife hops in the car. After about 2 hours the husband returns to the car hops in, the wife asks well how did you go? $100.50 he responded. Who gave you the 50 cents she asked, the husband replied everyone!

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RHP User

12 years ago

Mr wants a $100 note tattooed on his cock, so he can watch his money grow and see how long it takes Mrs to blow $100.

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inspirit

12 years ago

RHP Chatrooms

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RHP User

12 years ago

Slm114 that's a new way to describe inflation! A friend of mine has the word wool tattooed on my cock sometimes it spells woollomooloo!

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RHP User

12 years ago

On his cock

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RHP User

12 years ago

Goes into a cafe. Waitress offers menu. He says, I'll have a plate of pissoles, she says, that's not a P it's an R, so he replies, ok Ill have a plate of arseholes.

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RHP User

12 years ago

A old woman in a geriatric ward goes up to an old man, lifts her skirt and says "supersex" he replies " I'll have the soup".

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