M47
Just one thing...
November 20 2013
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RHP User
11 years ago
One man,any shape or size with really BIG brain.Must be in reasonable working order and currently without an owner. A sense of humour is essential,a sense of the ridiculous even better.
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Mischeviouslad
11 years ago
I've just been profiled.... hahaha- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
I also answer to Clarice
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RHP User
11 years ago
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't that where you mention it in your profile??? Or the looking for bit??? - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
In theory yes. But then then you have to hope someone stumbles across you're profile to see it. And it's not like others necessarily mention things like that either for you to find them. Just another avenue in my eyes. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77'One man,any shape or size with really BIG brain.Must be in reasonable working order and currently without an owner. A sense of humour is essential,a sense of the ridiculous even better.
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RHP User
11 years ago
There is a fish called a flowerhorn that grows a large protuberance on his forehead. Supposing this houses his brain, you would be correct in stating that you are looking for a male with a big kok.
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RHP User
11 years ago
nah,I'm not even a piscean
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RHP User
11 years ago
I mean if someone doesnt quite measure up, will you wave the difference?Or will you measure them on their own scale?Decide instantly or mullet over?Make a scientific choice or see the whiting on the wall?A rational decision or an act of cod?Have a whale of a time while doing it?Start as you intend to finish?
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him_and_me
11 years ago
Quoting 'kingoftheroad' I mean if someone doesnt quite measure up, will you wave the difference?Or will you measure them on their own scale?Decide instantly or mullet over?Make a scientific choice or see the whiting on the wall?A rational decision or an act of cod?Have a whale of a time while doing it?Start as you intend to finish? Snort turned into a giggle and then a chuckle. (You've posted some bloody funny stuff recently!)
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him_and_me
11 years ago
Um, maybe the idea of a wanted board could be good... but perhaps it's just as likely to get very hard to navigate. Good luck in the search for the clitoris of your dreams!x Me
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smo669
11 years ago
Well I bet I know what was in your hand!!!!
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RHP User
11 years ago
Put it in your messages. I get what you're suggesting, it's like a public notice board you buy, swap, sell, and now advertise how big our clits are. Which it has merit, but I'm just not quite sold on it. I believe part of our screening process should be about discussing interests or at least touching on them. Wouldn't that be more practical? or is it more about just getting it out there?? It could pop up in our live feed....."in_between is coming to your area and is looking for a large ish clit"- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
11 years ago
KotR, you may find a few tips from this mermaid dating website helpful: Never betray her; The wrath of a mermaid is unfathomable and endless. As beautiful and sweet her nature can be, so it can be vindictive and evil. Never eat food served by a mermaid in her underwater cave; you will never be able to return to land should you want to. Never peer at her through a bathroom keyhole on a saturday-this is her day to relax in the tub and her tail comes out in full bloom. Buy her a gold or mother of pearl mirror for her birthday. A new and strong hairbrush is sure to make her happy Never pull her hair, even teasingly Mermaids collect seashells-if you give her a beautiful shell she may repay you with a wish Mermaids love to be kissed; they are very romantic Prepare her a wonderful meal of seafood, one way to a mermaids heart is through her stomach Rub hot coconut oil over her tail it will drive her wild with desire There is also some important considerations portrayed in themetapicture dot com dating mermaids, demonstrating the differences between dating a bottom half mermaid versus a top half mermaid :-D OP, sorry to go on a tangent. I do believe your post has also functionally doubled as the Wanted board you were referring to, or perhaps get more vocal and start another thread on "Men who love outies". They're out there (no pun intended).
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RHP User
11 years ago
How could you knock me off my perch like that...that was gold
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RHP User
11 years ago
The Queen and King of the forum world ... (this is not tongue in cheek by the way, I really mean that it's great to read both of your posts, so rich and very clever) OP, have you tried Craig's list?
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RHP User
11 years ago
Certainly Freya has a mind the size of the solar system, with a sense of humour and language and observational skills to match. (Did you ever think that the thing about all good comedians is that they are extremely observant, and extremely good at reporting what they see?) And so she deserves the highest praise. Not so sure about the 'king road fellow. He seems mainly to complain about being lost in the 'king road with no 'king map. He should 'king shut up, I reckon. The mermaid myth probably originated from dugongs, who are, as it happens, vegetarian. There are lots of them offshore from the Northern Territory, where they are (I have been told) the totem of some Aboriginal communities. They are (again hearsay) lovely animals, and easy to klll, which is good, I suppose, if you need a meal, but sad for the dugongs and those people who revere them. OP I am not sure how, unless you adopt the Craigs List suggestion, you will find a category for, say, women with large clitorises. Is this because you have vision or other navigational problems, or just an aesthetic preference, like the one for blondes or for men who wear striped shirts? What if you met one and she hated you, or was prone to outbursts of violence, or didn't know the chorus to to 'Momma Hated Diesels'? * Personally I am always looking for a very smart very funny woman, dry to sarcastic, shaken not stirred and with a fondness for puns. (Although I am personally swearing off puns for now). *"Momma hated diesels so bad I guess I always knew it had somethin to do with dad First time I ever seen her cry Was when a semi truck rolled by Momma hated diesels so bad." You have to sing it in a lugubrious tone, pronouncin 'semi' as though it were spelt 'semah'. Commander Cody did it, and so did New Riders of the Purple sage, both from California, and also Moose Malone and the Country Casanovas who used to play pubs in Brisbane for a glorious few years, and lost their recording contract when they trashed a John Denver reception.
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RHP User
11 years ago
Yeah, probably would be actually. Still an idea, but back to the drawing board to refine it ;) - Posted from rhpmobile
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