M66
Keep IT Out Of The Bedroom
March 30 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
Nothing to do with his age, just his ignorance. poor luv, thick as a brick from the sounds of it
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ruby_blossum
12 years ago
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RHP User
12 years ago
OMFG!! You just gave me the best laugh OP, thanks for the witty commentary! Unbelievable, I wouldnt have been able to hold my tongue, im sure something sarcastic directed at Mr Telephonist would have slipped out.....
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RHP User
12 years ago
it was his mummy calling to tell him that he's broken curfew again.
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Now that I have had a laugh , I have to wonder about genx/y so many just seem completely oblivious to anything or anyone other than themselves .
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RHP User
12 years ago
Can't believe he got away with pulling that kind of crap....he won't be invited back next time for that charade...and serves him right. Mrs Bi
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RHP User
12 years ago
As someone who has to deal with young people a lot (not like that), hilarious to know that even if the middle of mind blowing group sex they can't leave the bloody things alone. Maybe you need to tell them that if they play with it too often they'll go blind!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Perhaps he was Googling "group sex tips"... sadly not "group sex etiquette". I almost can't believe it... but then think of that banana-head from the other night standing 4-feet from the action having a loud conversation on his phone. I wish he'd got cum in his eye. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Was he using it as a torch like he claimed? Or trying to take a sneaky photo? He sounds like a complete douche' bag to me! I would have thrown his arse out!
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RHP User
12 years ago
what a dick, personally would have shown him the door.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hmmmmm, well i just googled "Group Sex Etiquette" seems it needs updating.........there was no mention of not using smart phones! Quoting 'Messolonghi' Perhaps he was Googling "group sex tips"... sadly not "group sex etiquette". I almost can't believe it... but then think of that banana-head from the other night standing 4-feet from the action having a loud conversation on his phone. I wish he'd got cum in his eye. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sticking up for da bloke in any way,but what if it was a family member ringing to say that his parents had been in a horriffic car accident and weren't exspected to make it through the night,if it was me i'd be very glad i took da call,jsk
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RHP User
12 years ago
Reminds me of an old joke.... A chap was asked if he spoke to has wife after sex. "Yes, if a phone is handy!" And that was in the days before mobile phones (and, presumably) X&Y Gens!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
'torchlight' my ass....more like videoing the action for replay later..if anyone tried that with us they'd be out the door quicksmart....- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Sorry, JSK...........a very emotional suggestion from you. None of us would like the guilt of having our phones switched off when such a call comes through.............but he wasn't exactly Sting..................or anyone who's into Tantric Sex............likely to go for hours on end. I think it is perfectly acceptable..............almost necessary, that we do switch our phones off at various times.............and this would have been such an occasion. He was not taking pics..............it was not someone with sad news advising him that his parents had driven into a tree.....................IT WAS HIS BOSS! The idiot had cancelled a shift to attend the session..............God knows why............and it was his boss, confirming he would be well enough to attend next day as he is a support worker, or carer. He didn't appear to be caring a lot last time I saw him........and I think he'd be more suited to Call Centre work. I'm gonna invite Messo next time............so that I can watch him squit cum in folks'eyes from 4 feet away..............unless, of course, he blinds me first!!!!!!!!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Several men are at a private party. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me." "Sugar!" "Are you at the party?" "Yes." "Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?" "What's the price?" "Only $1,500." "Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much." "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2012 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000!" "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." "Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?" "It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property..." "How much are they asking?" "Only $650,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..." "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $620,000, OK?" "Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!""Bye." The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting the OP: "Four of us had been through her................" Is just Aussie slang I don't know about? It sounds rather awful.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ms D, it is... and if we ignore it, it will die out.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Messolonghi'Ms D, it is... and if we ignore it, it will die out.- Posted from rhpmobile Thanks for clearing that up. Still sounds awful.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I like the way your write OP. I was laughing so hard.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Please accept my apology for any offence caused by my expression of going 'through' someone...........I was just being silly and having a laugh. I am not one who degrades women........I refuse to participate in any activity which involves hurting, name-calling, spitting on............I just do not like it. I'm interested, nonetheless, to learn what an accepted term would be for use in this Forum. I mean........in group sex sessions where we are all strangers..........we don't make love............there are several four letter words which may describe what we do.....which I will not use.......but what is the preferred expression? Four of us copulated with the young lady in question and performed cunnilingus..................while the guy with the phone didn't even have sex with her. I see much worse things said in RHP but, hey, I'll try to make my next post a tad more Shakespearean.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'deepbluesumthing' I would have thrown his arse out! Zero tolerance for stupidity/ignorance/dumb-fuckery.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Gordyforever' Please accept my apology for any offence caused by my expression of going 'through' someone...........I was just being silly and having a laugh. I am not one who degrades women........I refuse to participate in any activity which involves hurting, name-calling, spitting on............I just do not like it. I'm interested, nonetheless, to learn what an accepted term would be for use in this Forum. I mean........in group sex sessions where we are all strangers..........we don't make love............there are several four letter words which may describe what we do.....which I will not use.......but what is the preferred expression? Four of us copulated with the young lady in question and performed cunnilingus..................while the guy with the phone didn't even have sex with her. I see much worse things said in RHP but, hey, I'll try to make my next post a tad more Shakespearean. I would think you could just say that four of you had already had sex with her. Simple, says exactly what happened, and nobody can be offended by it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Gordyforever' Sorry, JSK...........a very emotional suggestion from you. None of us would like the guilt of having our phones switched off when such a call comes I think its rude. But JSK you have a good point, however, we cant live our lives attached to our phones incase of a tragedy. It is nice to be available if needed or wanted but we need to live our lives as well. As those road signs say "A missed call never killed anyone". So if you shouldnt answer the phone when driving maybe it would be nice to not answer the phone when fucking.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Lmao and not sure I wanna try group sex now!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23'I would think you could just say that four of you had already had sex with her. Simple, says exactly what happened, and nobody can be offended by it. Come on LD, I know you can do better than that!'Four of us had fornicated', 'a quartet had cavorted in coitus' etc.
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RHP User
12 years ago
There's a fun swinging game on the iPad which gets some use with us. Great way to break the ice and get the action flowing.
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RHP User
12 years ago
In that situation, I think you'd be best to have a rule of "no phones", especially in the smartphone era. Think of the privacy concerns if someone were discreetly taking a video of the entire scene without permission, then uploading it to the web. I wonder if the hosts of the party may be liable for legal action in the event of unauthorised videoing by one of the attendees.
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RHP User
12 years ago
OP,I think a choice of words speaks volumes.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya77' OP,I think a choice of words speaks volumes. The nuclear weapons with smiley faces painted on the snout... beautiful.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Freya............none of the words I used were offensive or even considered to be ''swear" words. I guess it's in the interpretation you get when reading my sentence construction............and the visual they create. Like I said, I was trying to be funny...............some got that, it fell flat on others...............and I'm sorry. What interests me more is that the sentence raises concern.............but the behaviours, other than answering a mobile during a group sex session............all seem to be acceptable. Anyway.........enough of this, my smart phone is ringing and I'm up next..........
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Gordyforever' Please accept my apology for any offence caused by my expression of going 'through' someone...........I was just being silly and having a laugh. I am not one who degrades women YES you did OP........I refuse to participate in any activity which involves hurting, name-calling, spitting on............I just do not like it. - well you did!!!!!! ERRRRRRRRRR you acted like a Gen Y and X and posted with out proof reading and yes you did highly degrad the woman involved in the gangbang...I am highly offended in the manner in which you were being silly and having a laugh...any man that speaks of a women like this after a "gangbang" is not a "good" man in my eyes.. One can be funny without using degrading words...Shame on you OP!! FOXYPS- I don't know about you OP, but I sure as hell know, that a woman would NEVER serve herself up as a "FISHY DISH" ..
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RHP User
12 years ago
Pssst...............SuperFox............if you're gonna have a rant about proof-reading................proof read your post before you submit it? ;) Yep..........I am a Gen X and Y..........which may explain why God gifted me with a double-sized penis. SuperFox............???? Is it 'fox'..............or is that another typo? I hope it is...................cos I sure as Hell will be inviting you to the next gangbang if you've earned a nick like that.
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RHP User
12 years ago
˙˙˙sǝuoɥd ,,ʇɹɐɯs,, ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ǝsɐɥɔɹnd ʇsnɯ ı llǝʍ Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFox'˙˙˙sǝuoɥd ,,ʇɹɐɯs,, ǝsoɥʇ ɟo ǝuo ǝsɐɥɔɹnd ʇsnɯ ı llǝʍ Foxy Had a bit of a problem reading that...When doing a headstand to do so boobies covered my eyes..
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RHP User
12 years ago
And getting some instructions? Though I suspect he was taking pics.Personally, I'd be so nervous my phone would be the last thing on my mind..~Don't panic Captain Manwering!~
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hey, Tongue Cramps.............it must've been a marvellous change to get your boobies away from your toes. JUST JOKING!!!!!!!!!! :)...............because you do sound like someone who has a decent sense of humour. They look VERY perky...........but just in case the term 'boobies'is offensive to anyone..........I'd like to refer to them as your mammaries. Ewww.............although that may be an accepted term........can't say I like that word. Poor Freya also did a headstand to read Super Fox' message..................and knocked herself out cold!!!!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Seriously Gordy, you just couldn't help yourself, could you? LRE, where can I get this iSex app? Wait, I don't have an iPhone. A survey showed that people with iPhones have more frequent sex compared with those without it. I personally think the study was paid for by Apple. If the guy in the story had an iPhone, he most probably wanted to show it around thinking, "It is true. I am getting some sex because of my iPhone". Then the gods of smugness struck and he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Gordyforever' Poor Freya also did a headstand to read Super Fox' message..................and knocked herself out cold!!!! Very uncalled for.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
just refer to my previous post.
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