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Kinky bits in Fables, Nursery Rhymes and other stories
April 03 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
sat in the corner.. eating out Little Miss Muffet.. Stuck in his tongue, and popped out her cherry... thinking.. "That was a fckn site better then Plum!!"
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RHP User
12 years ago
should be retrospectively tried for crimes against men.His Cinderella fantasy has been responsible for delusional female expectations and behaviour for three hundred years. As for his kink,who wouldn't choose the wolf,granny loved being eaten,.Little Red was more into older men,the woodcutter,phoarrrrr. As for Puss in Boots,they were white boots not black as commonly thought.
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Mischeviouslad
12 years ago
Mary MaryQuite ContraryTrim that bush its soooo damn hairy.There was a young lad called DirkenWas always jerking his gherkinHis dad said "Hey Dirken, stop jerkin that gherkin.....that gherkins for ferkin, not jerkin".
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RHP User
12 years ago
Would happily argue that they're pretty much ALL sexual metaphors, what with all the tower breaching, skin pricking, fruit/grandmother eating and sexual transitioning from boy/girlhood to man/womanhood.They definitely appeal to the well Jung.Me, I'll just quote Fight Club: "A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away." - Marla Singer
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RHP User
12 years ago
in my copy of 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' ....
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RHP User
12 years ago
Chuckles... Love it, can we compare notes sometime?- Posted from rhpmobile
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Cheekyarses
12 years ago
Actually all jokes aside - the older stories like Cinderella, Snow White, sleeping beauty, little red riding hood etc etc - are all based on child abuse..... But this is an interesting topic......
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luvsilver
12 years ago
Give me the three wicked sisters any day Mr Luvsilver
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RHP User
12 years ago
Don't even get me started on Goldilocks.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I mean every time his lied about his pens...his nose grew-RIGHT??? Geeze no wonder I got splinters in my VaJayJay from sitting on his face.... Guess I will look up "SPLINTERnet" on how to remove them...BOOM BOMM.....FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Bloody mobile spellcheck thingo ...FOXY
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Devious' Don't even get me started on Goldilocks. I make fantastic porridge Devious. The perfect porridge, not too hot, not too cold. Just perfect. Happy to make some for you.Paintme, I thought that Alice was about drugs?
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RHP User
12 years ago
Hansel & Gretel fell into the hands of a female Paedophile . Jack climbed a Giant's "Beanstalk". And Rockaby Baby was just a straight up Horror Story . GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
hahah great topic, i had a little giggle reading all the posts-some very clever ones. Georgie Porgie was your typical tease..,and there is always a wolf lurking around to eat me when im in red ...
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RHP User
12 years ago
was really a Dom in drag.
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RHP User
12 years ago
were often not originally meant for children.They were often seditious or satirical comment on the politics of the time. Some are just darkly humourous tales of caution for naughty children. The common people's gossip mag was the satirical rhyme,most people couldn't read and certainly didn't have access to political tracts or newspapers. Some polictical rhymes from the 16th century : Old Mother Hubbard refers to Cardinal Wolsey who refused to give HenryV11 a divorce from Catherine of Arogon Little Boy Blue was also about Cardinal Wolsey,a man considered a braggart who was always ''blowing his horn'' London Bridge is Falling Down This is referring to the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn the ''my fair lady'' of the rhyme. When Henry died his daughter Mary became queen,she was known as Bloody Mary due to her persecution of protestants. Three Blind Mice is referring to the three protestant bishops who opposed her and who she had executed. Mary Mary Quite Contrary Is also about her,the silver bells and cockleshells were instruments of torture and the ''maids in a row'' refers to the maiden,a device used to behead people. In the 18th century,Jack and Jill was a rhyme about the beheading of King Louis and Mary Antoinette of France. The Georgie Porgie rhyme may refer to George Villiers 1st Duke of Buckingham 1592-1628,he was the lover of James 1st and considered to be one of the the most gorgeous men in England.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Princess and the Pea? Of course you know what that hard thing poking her in the back all night was.....and don't even get me started on Oedipus.
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Zsuza69
12 years ago
Well what did the owl and the pussy cat get up to in that boat and why did the cow jump over the moon lol can only imagine they are only metaphors or some serious beastiality going on.
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RHP User
12 years ago
What an amazingly incredible set of very dirty minds...
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RHP User
12 years ago
played with these concepts in The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty....which starts with the curse over Beauty being lifted when the Prince sexually penetrates her.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I remember those books. There were three in the Sleeping Beauty series written under Ann Roquolade or something like that...- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
My post was a bit "dirty"... :(You see I was up very late last night and this "beauty" could not sleep...I read your Forum and really wanted something HARD.....Humpty Dumpty was cracked, The Emperor and his new clothes was walking the streets, The Prince was off with his foot fetish looking for Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty was being sexually penetrated, the Owl and pussycat was rub-a-tub tubbing with three men in a boat, little Boy-blue was blowing his horn...Georgie Porgy was eating PIE and the Seven Dwarfs were entertaining Snow White - The queen of hearts was dressed as a Dom in drag...so I guess that left me Pinocchio and the Pea in my bed.So I guess in my mind..I am going to quit my Job and move into a Disney/nursery Rhyme movie and fly with Dumbo!!Foxy
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23' played with these concepts in The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty....which starts with the curse over Beauty being lifted when the Prince sexually penetrates her. Must be by the Prince of Darkness and not a Charming Prince...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Went up the hill To get all hanky panky Jack went Ohh Jill went Ahh And now there's little Franky- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
That is classic
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RHP User
12 years ago
Called "Politically Incorrect Fairy Tales" Gives a whole new twist on the old classics. Better than Roald Dahls Revolting Rhymes- Posted from rhpmobile
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