RHP

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Kinky fetishes

March 05 2012

OK I am intrigued. I recently met someone that had an Eproctophilia fetish. (I'll let you google it!) This was an undisclosed thing before our meet and it really took me by surprise. I have to add that we had messaged each other, chatted online for some time, talked on the phone and texted then finally enjoyed some really good laughs in person. I was very comfortable with this person. I think I am open minded and don't judge others for their preferences or turn ons. It just would have been nice to have been given a heads up at some time before our meet! I'm interested to know if others have been ambushed with an undisclosed fetish?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Wow..Not something I guess you can come straight out with and say. How did he broach it with you in the end? After he handed you your 4th Baked beans on Toast and an expectant look on his face? All jokes aside no haven't had that happen but hey ..any policemen fireys out there I have a uniformtalia fetish that if anyone can help me out with...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Did you indulge him???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I had one guy COVER me in lube, seriously cover me in it, he liked his women soaking wet. My husband who was in the room at the time, laughed so hard he had to leave . I was totally unsuspecting it, but wouldnt really class it as a fetish ( I did hear he does it to all the women he plays with though) I have had men who love feet, and men who like to be bossed around, but nothing too left of field. I am very vanilla though, so I dont think i attract people who are too kinky,Unless you are a guy with big biceps and hairy underarms, when sit back with your hands behind your head.....I go weak, like kryptonite .......that makes me go all kinky on your arse and want to lick your arms and smell you.......hmm..maybe I am kinky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Awww....now I'm blushing! lol   Don't really want to go into details but the subject was never broached. Actions caught me off guard and WTF was said very loudly...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    We just call that the Dutch oven. I thought all married couples play that game?? Mine ferish is but that's well documented in these forums. Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    It would be a match made in heaven, after you hit forty your farts just fall out!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    He would have lots of fun in our house!!! pmsl   Pusscat xxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Well I guess that's why Perth is known as the windy city....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    LOL well damn I never even knew that sort of a fetish existed... Not sure if i could handle that ...but if hes a nice guy and treats you right... well go for it xxxxx     PS I thought i had an unusual foreskin fetish :P xxxxx

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Yes well tonight I could have made him cum several times.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris'I had one guy COVER me in lube, seriously cover me in it, he liked his women soaking wet. My husband who was in the room at the time, laughed so hard he had to leave . I was totally unsuspecting it, but wouldnt really class it as a fetish ( I did hear he does it to all the women he plays with though) I have had men who love feet, and men who like to be bossed around, but nothing too left of field. I am very vanilla though, so I dont think i attract people who are too kinky,Unless you are a guy with big biceps and hairy underarms, when sit back with your hands behind your head.....I go weak, like kryptonite .......that makes me go all kinky on your arse and want to lick your arms and smell you.......hmm..maybe I am kinky Always sit back with my hands on my head showing off my big biceps! ; ) better not come round to my place : P lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I had a guy openly ask me to................ ummmmm.....................how can I put this nicely????? Basically use his mouth as a toilet. That certainly got me saying "WTF" very loudly, very quickly!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    I'm still trying to pronounce it. but when i move my lips it comes out all flappy sounding...

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    but when i move my lips it comes out all flappy sounding but when I move my flaps it comes out all lippy sounding

  • joosedup

    joosedup

    13 years ago

    Quoting 'tuscanred' but when i move my lips it comes out all flappy sounding but when I move my flaps it comes out all lippy sounding Oh T Red you never cease to to have just the right thing to say...and LRE you steamed right into that one....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    was a guy, who after a intense nite session of BDSM - him being the sub, liked to wait till morning, then someone (or even him) would wait till sunrise for the garden snails to come out to drink the morning dew......he/or another would collect the snails and then he would lay down on a bed and proceed to cover his body with the snails - or get his partner to do this for him.......the more snails the better...the snails were placed everywhere on the body, not just in typical erogenous zones, he had them placed everywhere.......he would then have himself wrapped up in a bedsheet as tightly as possible...almost mummy like, but not tight enough that the snails would be squished.   He would then lay there for exactly 1 hour enjoying the snails trailing all over his bod..and yes he would cum   Once the hour passed, the sheet would be removed, quite a few of the snails naturally had expired and they would be disposed of and if any had survived they would be returned to the garden...   The gentleman would then shower, dress and continue on with his day....as per normal   I thought I had seen/heard it all till I encountered this story....no idea what you would call this fetish.....to this day, still cant quite look at the garden variety Sammy the Snail in the same way.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    WOW...SLK I'm speechless!   Closest I ever can to something like that was when my youngest daughter (age 3) used to collect snails. One day she forgot she had put them in her back pocket and sat on them. Horrified I had to scoop out the slimy crunchy bits....that fixed her of her snail fetish!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    seriously, dont tease me, I am ovulating

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    Ok ok ill stop! lol but let it be known you can go kinky on my Arse anytime ; )

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ppsssssshhhhhhhh!!!!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...I have ever been surprised by much, but I have rolled over laughing hysterically saying "You want to do what?" | Quoting 'DeliciousCplBris'seriously, dont tease me, I am ovulating | So if I just happen to have a little diving board at the end of my very warm spa filled with Wet-and-Wild...want to come over and play? | The snorkel diving mask...we can take turns going down under.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    wow found the web site where you can order the cup, the mug ,the tee shirt, and the fridge magnet...sure must be a popular fetish...who knew!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    how about scat!!!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    13 years ago

    ...were into it, they even did it on stage. Rumour has it that they even practiced together now and then...who knows. | Personally, I don't think I'd want to try mastering that style...if you get tongue-tied it could really be the shits.

  • loveorall

    loveorall

    10 years ago

    You can have me anyway you wish and do anything kinky you like to me, have always wanted a lady to go kinky on my arse. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Quoting 'coops14' how about scat!!! I've done that, and found it great, I can't wait to try it again. The fetish I'm curious about is bestiality, do girls really have sex with animals, and what makes them do it?

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    10 years ago

    "Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street..." I don't think thats what he meant though. DG

  • RHP

    RHP User

    10 years ago

    Wow did not know this one existed... had to google it OMG.... while we are on the topic of secret fetishes, anyone seen The Little Death, its in the movies right now, about sexual fetishes, that movie is a EPIC laugh

  • RHP

    RHP User

    7 years ago

    I would be interested to hear more from you about your foreskin fetish if you want to chat more? How do I broach new or potential partners that I have a circumcision / circumcised dick fetish? Is that something you lady's would be comfortable with if your boyfriend / husband / partner found arousing? Previous partners of mine had no interest in the subject, while others seemed to share and enjoy this particular fetish. Care to share your thoughts please? - Posted from rhpmobile