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Knock, knock..............
November 14 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
Fortunately I am not a nervous person so approaching someone's door doesn't give me a rush or scare me but after my experience I am a little apprehensive I suppose that I may not have the right house. I went visiting the other night and I couldn't find the street numbers! I was frantically texting saying where is the place, I can't find it! Makes me wonder how emergency services go finding some places. Might cut and paste the other story in here so it can be found easier :)
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have a story of a guy who sent me to someone else's house. No idea what his agenda was, fucking arsehole, but I went to this poor guys house in the middle of the night, I think it was around midnight. Here I am knocking on this guys door and not expecting a visitor, he was actually shitting himself as to who was knocking at his door at such an hour. So I drove for half an hour to get there only to be greeted by this Asian man who had no idea who I was or what I wanted. I was so pissed off and the guy I was supposed to meet didn't answer his phone or emails from me after that.
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
LOL @ "piss your pants stuff?" I guess some are into all types of water-sports on here. Foxy xx
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
The knock, knock i can perhaps laugh about now, 27 years on but it was so fucked up on so many levels and potentially changed lives.It was back in the day of ACM(adult contact mag) so no internet as such and not much mobile phone use. I was looking for number 16(still remember the number) but was dark and not much house numbering. Bit confused and the porch light was on. so must be it!!Knock, Knock.Guy answers, looking a bit bewildered and opens his eyes wide. I'm thinking, this guy is pretty hot, i've really lucked out.I sort of make a move to come in but body language says no. Me confused. I see a female head pop around the doorway further up the corridor and i think, great, I'm getting some couple action as well, this is toooo gooood. He says"Can I help you?"And I blurt out "Mick?""Not me""This is number 16?""NO, 18! Are you after Mick next door?" Not another word from me. Bailed as fast as my stilettos would work and never heard or tried to hear any more from that night. Turned the answering machine off and didn't answer the phone for a few days. To this day I am wondering about poor Mick and his wife and the conversation he had to have over the fence with his neighbours about the night a tranny came calling when his wife was away for the weekend. You out there Mick? Sorry!!
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' LOL @ "piss your pants stuff?" I guess some are into all types of water-sports on here. Foxy xx We may laugh but i had that actual request from a Brisbane guy who wanted me to come to his hotel room and piss my piss my pants for him.Such a tempting offer but my bra and undie draw was just screaming out to be sorted into color ranges so had to decline. Annie
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RHP User
10 years ago
The following is a true story.. Recently separated, I decided the best thing to help me through a tough time was to get back on the horse, so to speak. After all, are we not taught from a young age to once again rise to our feet when dealt a savage blow?Late one night, while spending some quality time with my tv, I saw an ad for a site.....with guaranteed results! I could barely contain myself...surely *this* was my salvation! With barely a thought, I signed up, and waited for the lovelies to beat a path to my door...A week passed, and while I had made contact with a handful of ladies, nothing had eventuated, and I began to doubt the wisdom of taking the plunge......until a lady, whom we shall call "L", contacted me.We chatted frequently - she opened up about her every desire, her every wish, her likes and dislikes, until it came time to meet. In my naivete, I overlooked the fact that I had yet to see a solitary photograph of her, and although she had described herself to me, she could have passed me in the street, and I would never have known....At the time, in a small, outer suburb, there was nowhere to meet after hours. All the coffee shops were closed, and there was no pub within 20km. With this in mind, after careful consideration, it was decided that the big event would happen at my place.The day of the meet arrived, and as luck would have it, I had the day off work. I spent the day making the house presentable, and stocking up on drinks and nibblies. Time passed, until the designated hour arrived.....The doorbell rang. Slowly, I walked towards the door, turned the handle, and swung it open....My face turned to a combination of disappointment, and surprise, and it must have shown.There, standing on my doorstep, was a person who, at best, vaguely fit the description she had offered only days before.......and her husband.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Havent been the knocker, but been the knockee, and I am always so nervous.....but once you say hello and smile at each other, sit and have a drink and a chat, the nerves disappear. However, one evening, a very good looking younger guy was over, we were sitting with a drink and my ex turned up unexpectedly. Considering the fact he ran off with a younger woman, he was furious, and was I wrong to feel a kind of "Eff you" satisfaction at his angry face? I think not
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
would that count?? Foxy
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Missb4u
10 years ago
the one that was missing his front teeth and was a foot shorter than his profile and the one that my dog bailed up at the door and would not let him in the house.
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MsJonesy
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' the one that was missing his front teeth and was a foot shorter than his profile and the one that my dog bailed up at the door and would not let him in the house. Don't get rid of your dog MissB! They know things we don't know
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting '75_76_77' There, standing on my doorstep, was a person who, at best, vaguely fit the description she had offered only days before.......and her husband. What happened next?!
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RHP User
10 years ago
The one time I was full of adrenaline on my way to a house, was when a couple of friends and I went to private party held in a terrace somewhere in Sydney.Via text we had been told to go down a certain street, where a man of a certain description would point us to the right house. Upon being let in, my friends and I were slightly taken aback upon seeing around fifty guys and maybe five other women... It was a night of firsts!
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Meander' Quoting '75_76_77' There, standing on my doorstep, was a person who, at best, vaguely fit the description she had offered only days before.......and her husband. What happened next?! The rest of that story is a bit of an anti-climax (hehe...I said "climax") A few seconds ticked by, but to me, they felt like minutes. Dumbstruck, I could say nothing as we all stood there, looking at each other. L broke the silence: "I thought we could have a threesome." I broke into a cold sweat, and felt a stirring in my loins....which was a certain part of my anatomy trying desperately to escape to a deserted island far, far away.I looked at them both, and managed to squeak "ummmm.....no...thank you" (Mum had always taught me to be polite)At that, we said our goodbyes, and they took their leave.After watching them drive off - looking back, I stood there to make sure they left - I closed the door and regained my composure....which was helped by a short period curled in the foetal position on the floor....then logged onto the accursed site and deleted my account.
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RHP User
10 years ago
I get people to meet me at work because it is a safe environment for me and a good icebreaker. One day a guy came in all flustered and he proceeded to tell me he had gone to the wrong shop and was hitting on another lady before he realised it wasn't me, haha.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'Missb72' the one that was missing his front teeth and was a foot shorter than his profile and the one that my dog bailed up at the door and would not let him in the house. Dogs are great judges of character if the dog does not like him you should not let him in !
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RHP User
10 years ago
The most erotic moments in my life was opening my door to a beautiful much younger man nervously trembling on my doorstep.I simply took his hand and kissed him...the trembling then became desirexxFreya
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RHP User
10 years ago
whose there? Freya Freya who? Freya goin to have to open the door to find out !! Ohhh I love dad jokes .... hahaha ... coff coff... choking on my wine.. Love your style there Freya.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' LOL @ "piss your pants stuff?" I guess some are into all types of water-sports on here. Foxy xx We may laugh but i had that actual request from a Brisbane guy who wanted me to come to his hotel room and piss my piss my pants for him.Such a tempting offer but my bra and undie draw was just screaming out to be sorted into color ranges so had to decline. Annie That sounds so disgusting.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Stories, way to many and i dont want to give all the impression that I am just a male slut.. opps but I don't have that much experience Bring a torch as not all streets seem to follow the standard numbering system and having to pull into each drive way in turn to see the number via the headlights kind of makes the words "discretion assured" somewhat hollow. Turning up to a couples place, Thought I heard arguing, must be next door. Knock Knock, should have brought a butter knife, a coffee was offered, but I excused my self and was out before the kettle boiled. Personal mental inventory of what you brought along. Before I step out the door I do my little ritual, keys, wallet, phone, undies, socks, shoes, jacket, bag, and contents. I still have a lost and found box full of assorted items from the days when i have my own place from those that came a knocking. Done once but never again.I will not climb overs fences because you don't want your house mates to know.I will not do it in the spider infested shed because the wife is a light sleeper.I will not do your shopping while on my way.I will not be sexting while driving to keep you in the mood.I will not drive past the curvature of the Earth only to find you sleeping and no longer in the mood. Yes leave the door open but I will not walk into an unknown house without an invitation at the door.I will not park illegally and get a fine, I always ask if I can park, so dont tell me porkies.I will not wait an hour down the street for your friends to say goodnight.I will not wait alone in your house while you drive off looking for something green.I will not feel comfortable in front of open window and busy street while we do it.I will get dressed and leave the third time you get me to move for no reason to one particular point in the room.I did say please shower, what? did you think I would not notice.When I asked are you alone, i did not mean just your room, but nice party I think I will mingleIf you hear things, tell me shh while you strain to listen, constantly peek through the blinds from every room. I will think you are crazy and maybe you should take a break from what your taking . Ill be off now.It will take way less than an hour for me to stop waiting for you to get off the phone or computer God that makes me look so fussy.. LOL
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'BellaRH' Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' LOL @ "piss your pants stuff?" I guess some are into all types of water-sports on here. Foxy xx We may laugh but i had that actual request from a Brisbane guy who wanted me to come to his hotel room and piss my piss my pants for him.Such a tempting offer but my bra and undie draw was just screaming out to be sorted into color ranges so had to decline. Annie That sounds so disgusting. Hey look! I know, i lay wake myself at night regretting my decision for not meeting, but if you saw the state of my undie draw you would totally understand.......................
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AnnieWhichway
10 years ago
Quoting 'anywhichway007' Quoting 'SuperFoxxxy' LOL @ "piss your pants stuff?" I guess some are into all types of water-sports on here. Foxy xx We may laugh but i had that actual request from a Brisbane guy who wanted me to come to his hotel room and piss my pants for him.Such a tempting offer but my bra and undie draw was just screaming out to be sorted into color ranges so had to decline. Annie The whole story. A bit off topic but it's my thread so i will if i want to..... I tell the story without the name but either way, he would appreciate it. You will see. Yes he wanted me to piss my pants in front of him. And i've got the impression he would piss his. It was then my task to humiliate him because his cock was really small. I would have had to laugh and yell at him, abuse him, generally belittle him for as long as i could. And all this would get his motor running. At some stage he was interested in exploring receiving anal. As i said, i declined. But two days later he messaged me again to tell me of his night. After I knocked him back he messaged other trannies. I think i got him worked up too much!!. So he entertained "her" late that night. So the events unfolded, she was rather well endowed. So while she slammed him anally, she was laughing and belittling him. It was his first taste of receiving and he said he was in tears and actually crying and screamingfor her to stop. She didn't stop till she finished herself off which was a while apparently.At that point reading the message I felt really sorry for him until i read the last line where he said it was the best night he had ever had. I've had further messages and he has repeated the performance since back home. So you see, humilation is his key. If he's reading this he would have a hard on. And if i named him here he would've have the biggest.........well no actually...........that's the thing. He would have the biggest small one he's ever had.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Only once have I even been in contact on RHP with someone who just said come over, come straight in, bedroom on the right, I will be naked and waiting... Number 27 ........(27b......to be precise) So I'm striding up to this front door, and a guy walks straight out.....and I say does 'Mary' (if your reading this you know who you are) live here.....he replies warily.....next door...'Mary' by this time is at her front door with a robe one, eyes wide open in horror....and says, ' so....you met my neighbour'. I think I could still be in jail now, if that guy wasn't randomly walking out the door at that time....knowing my luck, the bedroom there would have been on the right, with his wife lying naked on the bed..... My god that could have gone SOOOO wrong! Funny reliving it now... though...can't stop grinning right now:-) By the way 'Mary'.....call me ....... :-)
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