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Ladies: Does having a nice car make up for having a small penis?

February 25 2013

So, in the continuing effort to atone for previous posts, here is a general sort of question, that I'm sure has been asked a bunch, but I'm sure is one that always generates some eye opening answers...I think this is probably the leading question in contemporary human thought. Pimped-out rides are becoming more and more prolific, and becoming cool in every little nook and cranny of social strata. Hand in glove with the concept of the nice car comes a certain stigma - you all know it: that guys who have nice cars are making up for deficiencies elsewhere.Anyway, lets assume for a moment that this idea has merit, that it is in fact completely true to say that any and every guy with a really nice car has a microscopic cock... If this is the case, I'm wondering if having a nice car is a suitable replacement for a big, or even average sized dick?

Comments

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I do not drive....yes a woman ahead of her time I hear you all say,...I have poor car recognition,just like some people have poor facial recognition. I honestly can't tell you how many times when I am with friends and we are out, I will try and hop in the nearest BMW or Bently rather than their old Toyota,sooo many grumpy drivers of those cars...sheesh you would think I did it on purpose.....as to the size of their cocks OP,well I am very bad at measuring ,inches,centimetres,so very confusing But now I always carry my handy little RHP ruler by the name of Liz,so that when I am on a date and I notice those fancy cars OP ,I have a failsafe way to evaluate their potential.

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    12 years ago

    ......That is all.DG

  • xFunlovingx

    xFunlovingx

    12 years ago

    Is it a Manual and is the gear stick bigger and thicker than his cock? xFunlovingx

  • ruby_blossum

    ruby_blossum

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'xFunlovingx' Is it a Manual and is the gear stick bigger and thicker than his cock? xFunlovingx Well it is Oscars night.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If this is the case, I'm wondering if having a nice car is a suitable replacement for a big, or even average sized dick?Only if it's mine though

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    ..........maybe if you are picking up 16 year olds???

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    For me, I love factory stock (bodywise anyway) classic cars. In my shed, awaiting restoration, I have a Mustang and a Daimler. I've also got a Cortina that I've used for a run-a-bout for years that my eldest son is taking on as a project. It's actually Jennylee who likes the 'pimped out' cars. I bought her a new Fiesta, a couple of years ago. She ordered it in purple with mag wheels then, after she got it, had sports graphics put on it. Las year, she bought a Focus XR5 Turbo because she loved the bright orange paint, the sports mags and rear wing. The story was that the XR5 was for me 'cause she wanted me to have as nice a car as her. Strangely enough, I hardly ever get to drive it.   So, yes, girls like pimped out cars but it doesn't always have anything to do with the driver's penis size.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I have a nice car . It's been provided to me by the company I work for , but it's got sign-writing all over it ... I don't think there's a "hard & fast" rule here but I think guys with hotted up cars spend more time caring for their car than they do for their Girlfriend (if they've got one) . & what about their Carbon Footprint ? This Penis Size Topic keeps rearing it's ugly Head ! GG♒- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    nice one

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Most of the bling-ed up cars appear to be driverless, but I'm sure there's someone in there peering over the dash.Personally I have always been careful to choose an above average car to match my above average sized cock (and I'm way too tall for sports cars anyway).Of course outside of RHP average cocks are pretty common. The car companies are well aware of this and they provide plenty of average cars to choose from.Happy not to have to compensate here, it looks expensive. Also happy however I'm not packing a monster, I'd hate to have to drive a sh*tbox!Mr C

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    we grown up girls have nice cars of our own

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Nice is very subjective. However, a nice car is a nice car. It gets you from point A to point B in comfort. I don't have a luxury car, but I have a nice car although the 3ltr V6 engine means I pay more for petrol. Oh well, I will get a hybrid next. I am sure when people buy cars is is because they have a nice long list of features that they want and like the way the car handles. Not because it is the latest and hottest in the market. Ok, who am I kidding. Sure people do that. I am a bit weird as I have loyalty to my car/appliances. You treat me well, I will treat you well and keep on using you. Oh, I see a long of modified cars driving down the Manuka Strip in Canberra. Bloody nuisance if you ask me. xFunLovingx, Perth women thieves don't know how to drive stick. They try and steal a manual car and it stalls as they can't drive stick.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    That having a nice car meant you like cars.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    I've spent most of the last 15 years driving around in a 1973, spray can black, Hilux with a dancing Elvis. In fact my current Hilux is 20 years old. Unremarkable in every way except for Toyota's wonderful engineering.Does this mean I need to special order my underwear? That the ladies think "Crikey!! I'm going to need to do my pre-stretch work before I get jiggy with Engine"? I don't think so. My very average manlyness is happy in any wheels..~smiles~

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb' we grown up girls have nice cars of our own

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb' we grown up girls have nice cars of our own

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    First of all, you'd have a devil of a time getting the car into your pants. And if you are STUPID enough to judge a guy's cock by the type of car he drives, you really DO need help! AQA

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Apologies in advance to Paramount. OP, the car is simple. It is what a girl wants. Its' grease lightning. You know that ain't no shit, we'll be getting lots of tit in Grease LightningYou know that I ain't bragging, she's a real pussy wagonYou are supreme, the chicks'll cream for grease lightningGo grease lightning.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    A nice aeroplane??? Or even those bead things in your push bike spokes??? Playing card perhaps??? I reckon what DOES compensate for a small penis, has to be, without a doubt.........fluffy dice hanging off the rear view mirror :)

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    If its a rockin....Don't bother knockin !! Pass the vaso... :-) Foxy- Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb' we grown up girls have nice cars of our own exactly!! who really gives a shit??!!! I have a great lover who doesnt even drive....

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    fook my cock must be huge ,,,,,,idrive a i997 hyundai excel ,,,,,,,,,,,,,

  • RHP

    RHP User

    12 years ago

    Quoting 'karynb' we grown up INDEPENDENT, SELF-SUFFICIENT, girls have nice cars of our own FOXY