RHP

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M45

Ladies Does my Profile Suck?

June 30 2018

Any ladies out there that would like to give my profile a look and give me some critical feedback Im thick skinned and can take it! I'm aware theres way more men than women but if my profile is a bit sucky then I'd like to know.I'm a real person, sane,smart and pretty fit. I'm good value. If you give me any feedback it would be much appreciated Paul

Comments

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    6 years ago

    But I’m curious why you felt a need to tell people that you’re fresh out of a relationship? When I read that in a woman’s profile she gets a red flag....I don’t need a jealous ex or her unfinished shit poking its ugly head into our light hearted and fun interactions.... You’ve already calibrated what you’re looking for later in that it’s nothing deep and committed....that’s all that needs to be said eh? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • curious_72

    curious_72

    6 years ago

    little bit control freak to me (especially no maniacs, do you think the maniacs have it tattooed on their forehead?) Do you have a picture of you smiling because you do look very serious.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    1....don't say we can meet up for a coffee then make our fantasies come alive...the whole reason for meeting is to see if there is a mutual spark and attraction, meet up have a chat and laugh but no expectations. You don't want a woman feeling pressure to take things further...she will when she is ready in her own time. Re word it as lets meet up for a coffee and see if we click maybe... 2...Don't mention you have just come out of long term relationship, that's history and in the past, who cares really...I don't play with people who I sense have drama with exs...not worth my time. 3...expert woman pointers incoming from this crowd lol...good luck...

  • deepestpurple

    deepestpurple

    6 years ago

    No need to lead with that on the profile, it would probably come up in chats at some point perhaps but you want to avoid looking like you're still hung up on it. Leading with it screams still hung up on it. Good angle with the fun activity suggestions, that should get some traction I imagine. My suggestion would be to get some pics of yourself smiling. I know its awkward as fuck trying to fake smile for a pic, try get some where you are genuinely happy. In your current pics it appears as though you are trying to look mean with varied success. It's a little strange and girls don't like strange, aim for friendly and happy. All the best, you can refer the maniacs to me ;)

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    The mention of the ex relationship should be taken off. That's something you can mention in general get to k ow each other convo. After all, we have ex relationships and each has it's own story. Apart from that, all good. Good luck

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Got any smiley pics for me?

  • FeistyFatty

    FeistyFatty

    6 years ago

    Your profile is fine but your pics arent. Some smiling ones would look alot better - Posted from rhpmobile

  • LetsFrolic

    LetsFrolic

    6 years ago

    Yes it does suck - Posted from rhpmobile

  • Mischeviouslad

    Mischeviouslad

    6 years ago

    Here’s what I see.... 1. Holding in a fart wearing a wife beater 2 Holding in a fart wearing a suit 3. Holding in a fart While pretending to be handy with tools (yeah, I see what you were tryin to do there) 😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • MsSuperFoxy

    MsSuperFoxy

    6 years ago

    You've described people (women) as maniacs already. Unless you are professionally trained in psychiatry and can diagnose, I wouldn't even go there. Not only that, it's insulting and offensive towards women. It tells me you have no regard for female gender. Because of that, I would pass your profile. It's Red Flags to me. I like your 2nd pic. 😊 I'm glad you included activities of what your "fun" is. Many do not include. It's imbigious. Ms Foxy

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Nothing wrong with your profile other than some naked body shots..and less zoolander faces.. - Posted from rhpmobile

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    6 years ago

    ... yoohoo! I'm stale out of a relationship. Is that attractive?

  • PurePeony

    PurePeony

    6 years ago

    I find a confident man extremely attractive. I'm very confident myself and if I "run like a gazelle", I'd like to find someone who can also "run like a gazelle". It's a "birds of a feather flock together" kinda thang. To me, confidence in a man is extremely sexy and hot! So, any man who asks for opinions on their profile already shows a lack of self-confidence somewhat. Your profile ought to be a frank representation of YOU. Why would you dress it up with the opinions of others just so you would appeal to more people who will sooner or later be able to peel off the layers and see the real you anyway? Your profile is an opportunity to showcase who you are, what you love, what you want, what you are searching for. Use your profile to let others know about you. Someone who's attracted to you initially would be disappointed to discover that your profile is not a real reflection of you but a dressed-up image that does not represent you. You can build a great profile based on a lot of tips here but would that really be you? Be authentic. And good luck!

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Its six. First profile pic youre in a "wife beater" singlet. Then there's the attempt at look at me the macho tradie guy with cordless and hammer ! Hahaha - Posted from rhpmobile

  • The_Antichrist

    The_Antichrist

    6 years ago

    Are you stale like bread?? 😂😂 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • curious_72

    curious_72

    6 years ago

    Nothing's changed lol - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    He must be happy to present like that and thank everyone for their time....lol

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Well after blitzing through some of the remarks I’m keen to hear your opinions on my profile also? Apologies if this comes across as stealing attention because, well it is but this I felt, is more effective than posting a new thread asking the same thing. Have thick skin and would love the feedback for both improvement and lols 😝 - Posted from rhpmobile

  • AnnieWhichway

    AnnieWhichway

    6 years ago

    Good profile, ticks the boxes. Some nice validations and obviously getting some nice meets. Be careful not to put up too many validations as it can be a bit of a turnoff for some. What is the happy number? Dunno but you might be on it. Improvements? A pic with a nice smile will work wonders. Sometimes hard to get the right one that you are happy with. Natural type.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Thank you, I appreciate that a lot x - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Will definitely upload some new pics :) - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    Quoting 'The_Antichrist' But I’m curious why you felt a need to tell people that you’re fresh out of a relationship? When I read that in a woman’s profile she gets a red flag....I don’t need a jealous ex or her unfinished shit poking its ugly head into our light hearted and fun interactions.... You’ve already calibrated what you’re looking for later in that it’s nothing deep and committed....that’s all that needs to be said eh? - Posted from rhpmobile

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    ohh damn it.. Definately will be doing some hectic editing on my own profile.. I live in the "wife beaters". Spewing they throw off a dominating vibe. Totally didnt know.. Probably all new photos now that i think about it. lol 😶😶 Ps a reply to a comment about confidence etc and and "showcasing yourself". It is daunting for some blokes when we are in uncharted territory and not use to posing or blowing our own trumpet. Pps This site is starting to feel like masturbating with a cheese grater.. Slightly amusing but mostly painfull..

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    I don’t think it’s hard to find them. I think it’s hard to entice them. I am just your average looking girl but find I can easily pick and choose who I fuck, when I fuck, when I want. Let’s face it, girls are more judgemental, they have very specific fantasies and ideals in a fuck buddy. Because we are on a male dominated site and are spoilt for choice. Makes have to put in a lot more effort to get their dick wet. So my advice is, learn to stand out. A great pic is always your number one priority.... a nice smile, or a cheeky grin, mischievous eyes (remove the sunglasses) and I do appreciate a couple of different photos that have local landmarks in them (helps prove you are genuine), a body pic or cock pic. I like all my cards on the table before I make a decision. And keep the photos neat! I don’t want to see a photo of your groin with so much hair I can’t even see your cock! Nor does a dirty man in his work gear appeal to me. And STOP with the group photos (as your mate may appeal to me more than you & it gets confusing) and the fish pics.... Don’t use the templates for your profile. If writing isn’t your thing, leave it blank or keep it simple. But templates to me, reading the exact same sentences over and over in each profile, bore me to death. My understanding is, if you can’t put in a little effort to make your profile enticing, you definitely are not going to put in any effort to make your dick enticing.... or sex... This advice is purely my point of view. Your profile looks good to me.

  • Dorey12

    Dorey12

    6 years ago

    There is nothing I hate more than someone leaving there profile blank and not writing a thing about themselves or what they are interested in. How are you supposed to show the person you have actually taken the time to read their profile when there is nothing there. Quoting 'BBMilfDownunder' I don’t think it’s hard to find them. I think it’s hard to entice them. I am just your average looking girl but find I can easily pick and choose who I fuck, when I fuck, when I want. Let’s face it, girls are more judgemental, they have very specific fantasies and ideals in a fuck buddy. Because we are on a male dominated site and are spoilt for choice. Makes have to put in a lot more effort to get their dick wet. So my advice is, learn to stand out. A great pic is always your number one priority.... a nice smile, or a cheeky grin, mischievous eyes (remove the sunglasses) and I do appreciate a couple of different photos that have local landmarks in them (helps prove you are genuine), a body pic or cock pic. I like all my cards on the table before I make a decision. And keep the photos neat! I don’t want to see a photo of your groin with so much hair I can’t even see your cock! Nor does a dirty man in his work gear appeal to me. And STOP with the group photos (as your mate may appeal to me more than you & it gets confusing) and the fish pics.... Don’t use the templates for your profile. If writing isn’t your thing, leave it blank or keep it simple. But templates to me, reading the exact same sentences over and over in each profile, bore me to death. My understanding is, if you can’t put in a little effort to make your profile enticing, you definitely are not going to put in any effort to make your dick enticing.... or sex... This advice is purely my point of view. Your profile looks good to me.

  • RHP

    RHP User

    6 years ago

    mmmm FunkyTimes1 bit worried about the drill etc in your hands along with your name pseudonym...lol... I were you being suggestive about drilling women, lm sure you may have a more 'pleasing on the eye' pic somewhere even tho your body looks "hot" 😃