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Ladies ~ get the sponge....

January 10 2010

Don't you hate it when one of your contacts answers a topic in Women's Secret Business... and it flashes up on your activities page like a beacon saying "READ ME".... and when yo uclick on it... you get rejected because it is located in Secret Women's Business....   OH I have but three fetishes... one of them, most people who know me already know about it..... the other is kind of private... and then there is my attraction to Sponge Baths.... For me, a sponge bath is like taking tea with a geisha girl... ritualistic, ceremonial.... procedural.... OMFG... how you taunt me with that Secret Women's Business "Ladies ~ get the sponge" headline!   Bitches. What's it about ... c'mon.. you can tell the stalky1   Hugs Stalky

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  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh dear dear Stalky... how frustrating it must be not to have control over all facets of the forum ! I'm pretty sure this is not your only profile so you probably know EXACTLY what the post was about and in your usual self are enjoying taunting the women here.   Personally, I love a good tease and frustration just leads to more intense orgasms.   Oh... as far as THE sponge post goes... here's a few ideas:   1. The sponge is very useful for cleaning fluid from dining tables, kitchen benches and floors after squirting everywhere;   2. The sponge is good for dipping in chocolate and using to create pretty patterns on your partners body;   3. The sponge is a type of cake... light and soft. It's delicious to eat either before, during or after sex.   Keep up the taunting Stalky !   Hugs, Ms Saturn

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    7. Sponge hockey is a cult sport played almost exclusively in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada by thousands of players in dozens of leagues. It gets its name from the puck that is used: instead of the hard vulcanized rubber puck that is used in regular hockey, a soft sponge puck is used.   8. Sponge Cola is a Filipino rock band formed in 2002. The current members are Yael Yuzon, Reynaldo Dilay, Erwin Armovit and Ted Mark Cruz.   S xox

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    12. Colloquial term used to describe that friend or family member that soaks up every drop of hospitality and usually long out stays their welcome.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh yes. Very cute list. Ha ha de ha. Well I'm sitting on a beach naked sponging up some nature while you lot are at work so I don't care. :p Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    What have I started?!

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    LMAO @ Miss Guided......   Dog.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Sponge Bath Mr Dog?

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    want to be a girl just so I can know what all this talk is about... you ladies are very norty teasing us guys like this... given a couple of you are in Melbourne and it's hot down there... maybe I need to come give you a nice cool sponge bath personally.... Stalky... want to come too? ;-)   Wayne

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    I AM a bit of a dirty dog so perhaps it IS time for me to get a good ol going over........perhaps I should have my nails clipped ?     Turns head on side and looks at Trish......Mmmmm leads and collars !!! Dern always being on duty ! I wanna play !!!   Chuckles at sonsie and trish and lil missguided and miss saturn....funny posts from clever "bitches"...lol Xx   DoggyStyle.

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    "Don't you hate it when one of your contacts answers a topic in Women's Secret Business...  and when you click on it... you get rejected because it is located in Secret Women's Business.... "   Actually, no, I don't hate it at all.  In fact I enjoy it each and every time -- because when it shows the rejection notice, the notice includes a picture of a sexy girl I'd like to shag!  In fact, I think I'll go get rejected again right now...   I'll be a bit longer looking at the rejection notice this time....  I think I'm going to have to touch myself...  again....

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    How secret can we really consider 'Secret Men's and Secret Women's Business' when the 'Topic Headings' flash up on our activity pages like a beacon saying "READ ME"?... Cheers... Mrs P'

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    OMG is you wish to receive a sponge bath...All it takes is become a patient in hospital with broken bones and most of the nurses are quite attractive....You will receive a sponge bath once or maybe twice a day.....I really havnt kept track off how many sponge baths I have down in the past 10yrs or so at work......lmao

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh Tulip, your experience in giving sponge baths has just negated a reason for me to ask you for one... you don't need the practice...

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    Oh my heart is pumping... Tulip.... did you just suggest sexy women waering nurse's uniforms offer sponge baths? And all I have to do to get one is break my leg??  hehe.   Hugs Stalky

  • RHP

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    15 years ago

    considering the trade off between pain of broken leg to getting access to sponge baths by pretty nurses. I'm thinking...I'm thinking...