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October 05 2017

So I was tagged in a post on social media and it was of a marathon runner at a race in Slovakia and just as he was finishing his bits fell out at the bottom of his shorts and left dangling on live tv to the finish line. He had no idea and I admit when you're running a good time you can block out a lot. He didn't notice at all and not even the breeze let him know he was fresh airing his private laundry. Have ever had such a malfunction, unbeknownst to you? did you work it out later and wonder why you got attention or received stares? Or did someone give a slight nod to inform you of your issue?

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RHP User

7 years ago

😀😉 LOLing over this, the tackle falling out of the tackle box 😂 Sorry couldn't resist, will be reading with interest 😊

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RHP User

7 years ago

I'm sure I've had wardrobe malfunctions that aren't coming immediately to mind... Wait, here you go... Long ago and far away, I used to play pool in a sarong tied back to front above my beasts and then the length of the sarong swung between my legs to the back and then tied at the front around my waist to make a top/bottom looking combo. I've never had a big fondness for clothes and mighta, coulda, probably was naked under that. I've always wondered if I was revealing more than I should when I'd swing one leg on to the table to play a difficult shot... But no one ever said anything to me?PeachyPearl

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EarthQueen

7 years ago

I had ingested various substances that shouldn't be mixed, prescriptive and alcoholic. I was wearing a strapless top with no bra and was jumping up and down dancing, it was a punk band so was probably pogoing. I noticed these guys kept looking at me smiling, nodding. I was smiling back. Kept exchanging smiles. After a while I looked down, my top was down to my waist and my boobies were dancing as well. I'm not sure how long they were out for. All memory of that night was hazy. I was pretty messed up.

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Lovinit28andKC72

7 years ago

I was working on a shark and mackerel boat quite a while back out from Karumba in the gulf. We were tied up at the warf and were told to hang around as someone doing a university study on marine life wanted to meet us all to ask some questions. So four of us mostly young, male deckhands were just hanging around on deck when a young attractive lady showed up and all the guys suddenly got interested and became amazing marine experts all of a sudden. I was the only married man on board and really just sat there minding my own business. The guys were laying it on pretty good and trying to coax her on board for a trip which was happening that evening. She wouldn’t have anything to do with it, thanked everyone for there help and left. It’s a pretty hot climate up in Karumba and on the boat our normal dress code would be just a pair of loose fitting shorts, nothing else. As soon as she left the guys blamed me straight away for her not wanting to come aboard, stating that if it wasn’t for my hairy ball sack hanging out of my shorts she would have surely come aboard. I looked down and there they were hanging out of my footy shorts in full view 😁 KC

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MsSexyDeviants

7 years ago

Yeap I've had this happen! I've got E cup natural boobs.... And I sometimes don't wear a bra. They make an appearance often hehe 😁🙊

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RHP User

7 years ago

Quoting 'PeachyPearL' I'm sure I've had wardrobe malfunctions that aren't coming immediately to mind... Wait, here you go... Long ago and far away, I used to play pool in a sarong tied back to front above my beasts and then the length of the sarong swung between my legs to the back and then tied at the front around my waist to make a top/bottom looking combo. I've never had a big fondness for clothes and mighta, coulda, probably was naked under that. I've always wondered if I was revealing more than I should when I'd swing one leg on to the table to play a difficult shot... But no one ever said anything to me?PeachyPearl of Anne Edmonds' character in an episode of "Get Krackin' " a couple of weeks ago...

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Tall74nHard9

7 years ago

Worst I've eve had is the occasional fly left open (or zipper malfunctions sometime). Thankfully no rod exposed at the time lol Tall

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RHP User

7 years ago

I hope that was a good thing! Never seen the show but the facebook page is tempting. I am gonna have me a look into that! PeachyPearL

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RHP User

7 years ago

Quoting 'ontology'of Anne Edmonds' character in an episode of "Get Krackin' " a couple of weeks ago... That performance was freaking hilarious! She is comedy gold

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RHP User

7 years ago

Quoting 'Luck_Dragon' Quoting 'ontology'of Anne Edmonds' character in an episode of "Get Krackin' " a couple of weeks ago... That performance was freaking hilarious! She is comedy gold She's absolutely brilliant - frequently has me in stitches! 'The Edge of the Bush' has been good too and building.

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megz85g

7 years ago

Stopped on the way home from work and realized as walking back to the car two of my shirt buttons were undone, flashing my chest to all - Posted from rhpmobile

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OkeyDoke45

7 years ago

I had a housemate many years ago, she was setting up a new TV and stuff in her bedroom. and asked me to giver her a hand this one night. I was wearing boxer shorts that had a dodgy middle button. Frequently the middle button would unhook itself, but this was usually no big deal - except this one night. I had stopped to pick up her television and hold it up and out of her shelving so she could plug everything in and tuck the cables away etc. So upward I heaved her television, then I stood there waiting for her to do her bit whilst holding the television. I thought it odd that she went quiet all of a sudden - normally she could just not stop talking. It was only when I realized that I could feel a little more air around my old fulla than would be normal that I realized what had potentially happened. I asked her ''did my button blow?''. A bit of a chuckle was the only reply. Thankfully, she got all the cables sorted in rather short order, then of course it was all funny/awkward. I had no desire for her at all, nor she me, so no - nothing else happened. It was just funny.

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