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Let's keep RHP Orzstrayyyylun
June 20 2013
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RHP User
12 years ago
MATE. And yes, while a finger in my arse is welcomed, fingering ass's has never really done much for me.... But to each their own I guess :) Hp xo- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Y'know, I'm liking you TCs more and more...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Speak to my dicktionary
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RHP User
12 years ago
My Californian ex used to call me an asshole. Suffice to say he got nowhere near my arse, and he really wanted to.
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RHP User
12 years ago
...perfect arse you have Ms_D. It is a beautiful thing see 😊
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RHP User
12 years ago
Let's just say that with my ex I couldn't be arsed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I wish people would realise realize is Yankee spelling. We use s where the Yanks use z.
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wingman2014
12 years ago
Rooting for the other team Means something a little different down under - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I hear you... But my idevice does not ! Hp xo- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Direct' My Californian ex used to call me an asshole. Suffice to say he got nowhere near my arse, and he really wanted to. But did he get anywhere near your ass?
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sweetgem
12 years ago
That I am not the only person who insists on using Aussie language in writing and speaking!- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
I switch between both. I'm perfectly aware that we're 'supposed' to use arse, but it's just such a fucking ugly, bogan looking word. Anyway, my arse / ass got plenty of attention last night ;)- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23'I switch between both. I'm perfectly aware that we're 'supposed' to use arse, but it's just such a fucking ugly, bogan looking word. Anyway, my arse / ass got plenty of attention last night ;) Then by all means use another word. Bum, bottom, behind, butt - whatever you like. But why use "ass"? It doesn't have anything to do with your backside, unless you come from the good old US of A, eat apple pie and drink whiskey and rye, and call your mother "mommy". lol.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Our previous post came out like a newspaper column...
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RHP User
12 years ago
the language no matter how you spell it. being dyslexic well its all Dutch to me but I would love an Americian to give me some tongue twisters to do preferably round his cock and arse
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'tuscanred' being dyslexic well its all Dutch to me but I would love an Americian to give me some tongue twisters to do preferably round his cock and arse I'll give you some Dutch tongue twisters to really impress the blokes. (Though in reality you'll probably just sound like you're gagging on their cocks).
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RHP User
12 years ago
When it looks like that at 60, you can spell it however you like!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Ass still means arse, or bottom, or bot-bot, or whatever word you want to use for it. It's just a different spelling. As Funlover pointed out we use s instead of z in some of our words, but the words still mean the same thing spelled either way. So I'll keep using ass or arse depending on how I feel at the time.- Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Luckdragon23'Ass still means arse, or bottom, or bot-bot, or whatever word you want to use for it. It's just a different spelling. As Funlover pointed out we use s instead of z in some of our words, but the words still mean the same thing spelled either way. So I'll keep using ass or arse depending on how I feel at the time.- Posted from rhpmobile Look, we're just having fun with this thread, but, seeing as you've corrected us, we'll correct you back! lol "Ass" does not mean bottom, and is not an alternative spelling of "arse". As per the Oxford dictionary: ARSE - (n) "buttocks, rump". ASS - (n) "long eared quadruped of the horse family" or "stupid fellow". The "alternative spelling" point that Funlover was making was that American spellings often use a "z" where we use an "s" eg realise / realize etc. This is nothing to do with the arse / ass conundrum. Hahaha.
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RHP User
12 years ago
We love the word "conundrum".
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'd like to indent my teeth into your arse, would you assk me to it ? Hp xo
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'TongueCramps' We love the word "conundrum". I'm also quite fond of conundrum. Another favourite comes to mind for this thread though - seems like a bit of a kerfuffle.Mr C
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RHP User
12 years ago
I love that word. So if the Americans want to spell arse it would be arze? kind of looses something in the translation. OMG I just had a horrible thought, just thought about all those American porn movies where the girls are yelling " Feck me in the ass" they are actually into bestiality? LOL
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RHP User
12 years ago
we could be here all day if we look at all the variations in spelling and pronunciations people use! Is it programme or program? and my pet hate is the 8th letter of the alphabet.....I lost a fb "friend" because i knew something she didn't about vowels, and she tried to embarrass me online, which failed miserably....
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RHP User
12 years ago
I'm not a fan of how the "h" is pronounced here either. But I just breathe a deep breath and get over it.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Localized spelling issues are one think, although as the OP pointed out - ass and arse actually have pacifically different meanings in Australia.And that's what makes me loose it, using one word when you really mean another.Mr C
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'chickcara' Quoting 'TongueCramps' We love the word "conundrum". I'm also quite fond of conundrum. Another favourite comes to mind for this thread though - seems like a bit of a kerfuffle. Mr C
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RHP User
12 years ago
Losen up, dude.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Ms_Direct' Losen up, dude. That made me laugh. Although this is a thread about arse, and maybe loosening it and losing it are one and the same.Mr C
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RHP User
12 years ago
that the Americans and the British....therefore the Orstrayyylans....spell some words quite differently ,is because Dr.Johnson and Mr.Webster were putting their lexigographies together at approximately the same time. Samuel Johnson worked on his Dictionary of the English Language for nine years.It was published in 1755. The Oxford English Dictionary was not published until 150 years later. Noah Webster published his Institute of the English Language in 1783,then in1828 he published An American Dictionary of the English Language.It contained words and colloquialisms that were very American. The English language is ever evolving,the Oxford Dictionary now contains lol for instance. Ass/arse,color/colour/,center/centre,and brite/bright are all examples of the difference between American and English spelling. The Macquarie Dictionary,a dictionary of Australian English ,was first published in 1981,it lists-ise spellings first with -ize spellings as being acceptable ,unlike the Oxford which does not. So as is the Orstralyyan way,we can be flexible with our ass/arse no matter what color/colour/it is or how we fantasise/fantasize about it's uses.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'chickcara' Although this is a thread about arse, and maybe loosening it and losing it are one and the same. Mr C Excuse me while I go make myself a nice bowel of soup.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73' The English language is ever evolving,the Oxford Dictionary now contains lol for instance. Ass/arse,color/colour/,center/centre,and brite/bright are all examples of the difference between American and English spelling. Brite: To be or become overripe, as wheat, barley, or hops. (Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary, published 1913 by C. & G. Merriam Co.) Testing us, are you?
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RHP User
12 years ago
a very prolific American forum poster was often defending her spelling of the word ''brite''...
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73' Ass/arse,color/colour/,center/centre,and brite/bright are all examples of the difference between American and English spelling. The Macquarie Dictionary,a dictionary of Australian English ,was first published in 1981,it lists-ise spellings first with -ize spellings as being acceptable ,unlike the Oxford which does not. So as is the Orstralyyan way,we can be flexible with our ass/arse no matter what color/colour/it is or how we fantasise/fantasize about it's uses. Actually, as we have already mentioned, "ass" is not a different spelling of "arse", or vice versa, it is a different word. Unlike colour/color, centre/center which are the same word but with different spellings depending upon whether you are using the American or English version. But if you want to involve an animal when you start spanking "ass" go right ahead... hehehehehehe.Anyway, we just like causing a "kerfuffle". Let the opinions flow!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71'I wish people would realise realize is Yankee spelling. We use s where the Yanks use z. Actually that's not entirely right. Yep the yanks only use '-ize', but both 'realize' and 'realise' are acceptable in British English (though the latter is more common.) Same is true for organise/organize and most other '-ise' verbs (but not all!) You'll find different preferences depending on the source. For example, the OED actually lists the '-ize' spellings first and '-ise' as accepted variants, while The Guardian style-guide uses '-ise'. It's all to do with Frenchy-Latiny things - you can get a pretty good summary at http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2011/03/ize-or-ise/ The short of it is, realise/realize is not a clear division in the same way colour/color or arse/ass is. Which is to say nothing of the mutability of language and spelling and yada yada blerg. Cunning linguists indeed.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73' The Macquarie Dictionary,a dictionary of Australian English ,was first published in 1981,it lists-ise spellings first with -ize spellings as being acceptable ,unlike the Oxford which does not. So as is the Orstralyyan way,we can be flexible with our ass/arse no matter what color/colour/it is or how we fantasise/fantasize about it's uses. You are slightly askew with the '-izing' my love, and I even have sources! Quoting 'Ms_Direct' I'm not a fan of how the "h" is pronounced here either. But I just breathe a deep breath and get over it. I heard once that the way Australians pronounce the letter "H" depends on their upbringing - Catholic schools teach "haitch", government schools teach "aitch". That would fit with my pronunciation, and it seems the lady from the dictionary heard the same thing - http://www.abc.net.au/wordmap/rel_stories/aitch.htm
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RHP User
12 years ago
My sauces will meet your sources to discuss this etymological dilemma
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'neptune_drift' Quoting 'Freya73' The Macquarie Dictionary,a dictionary of Australian English ,was first published in 1981,it lists-ise spellings first with -ize spellings as being acceptable ,unlike the Oxford which does not. So as is the Orstralyyan way,we can be flexible with our ass/arse no matter what color/colour/it is or how we fantasise/fantasize about it's uses. You are slightly askew with the '-izing' my love, and I even have sources! Quoting 'Ms_Direct' I'm not a fan of how the "h" is pronounced here either. But I just breathe a deep breath and get over it. I heard once that the way Australians pronounce the letter "H" depends on their upbringing - Catholic schools teach "haitch", government schools teach "aitch". That would fit with my pronunciation, and it seems the lady from the dictionary heard the same thing - http://www.abc.net.au/wordmap/rel_stories/aitch.htm My mother ( a public school teacher) used to say the same thing BUT unfortunately those that pronounce it correctly are in the minority, my children who are all Public school students have all been taught haitch much to my horror, with only one teacher at our school ever pronouncing it correctly and pulling her students up on it. I am forever correcting my kids!
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73'a very prolific American forum poster was often defending her spelling of the word ''brite''... Unless the word is part of a toothpaste or toilet bleach brand, it is just not acceptable.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'ding26' My mother ( a public school teacher) used to say the same thing BUT unfortunately those that pronounce it correctly are in the minority, my children who are all Public school students have all been taught haitch much to my horror, with only one teacher at our school ever pronouncing it correctly and pulling her students up on it. I am forever correcting my kids! Most of my collegues say "haitch". When I first moved here, I actually feared all Autralians did. Do any of you say neck-layce and youraiine (urine)? I don't think I'll ever get used to those.
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RHP User
12 years ago
the point about the English language is that it is ever evolving.....otherwise we would still be thouing and forsoothing and such....spelling is the same...and if you want to be a snob about it that is rather antediluvian....common usuage is the predictor.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I met one lady an she said.. Put a flower in my arse... Wth.. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73'common usuage is the predictor. Some words recently added to the Oxford Dictionary: Chillax (v): Calm down and relax. Bromance (n): A close but non-sexual relationship between two men.Noob (n): A person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet.Sexting (n): The sending of sexually explicit photographs or messages via mobile phone.Unfriend (v): Remove (someone) from a list of friends or contacts on a social networking site. Droolworthy (adj): Extremely attractive or desirable. And just for Freya: Totes (adv): Totally.
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RHP User
12 years ago
About the font.
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RHP User
12 years ago
I hate the way ockers speak. Butchering the English language tut tut. However I do enjoy saying cunt. I also know where that word originated. Kinda funny- if you were to fuck what was originally a cunt. You would have baaaaad splinter dick!The accent is what makes me cringe the most.Putting on a koori or ocker accent is a great way to drive away unwanted sexual advances from deros, esp when spoken in an unnaturally high or low pitched tone.As long as words are spelled correctly in one form of English or the other, it doesn't bother me, and it shouldn't bother you either.
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'z_i_a'I hate the way ockers speak. Butchering the English language tut tut. However I do enjoy saying cunt. Straya cunt. But seriously, I think Cunt is an awesome word.
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RHP User
12 years ago
"how's ya bum for grubs?" (And my Language setting is always set on English UK )
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RHP User
12 years ago
Quoting 'Freya73'the point about the English language is that it is ever evolving.....otherwise we would still be thouing and forsoothing and such....spelling is the same...and if you want to be a snob about it that is rather antediluvian....common usuage is the predictor. But LOL is just lazy... When I see it, I still think Little Old Lady from my days of playing competitive bridge 20 years ago.
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RHP User
11 years ago
were once a lol.....I say lol to that
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