F53
Love is blind, but not COMPLETELY blind.
September 29 2014
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RHP User
10 years ago
A knitted Christmas jumper with reindeers and bells on with matching flashing earrings. I really, really want to stay single.
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RHP User
10 years ago
You seen my Frankenfuter?
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Mr_MrsAraps
10 years ago
Either take them to Maccas for dinner or If I was a 40 year old virgin still living with my parents house then get her to pick me up.
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Tall74nHard9
10 years ago
You made me laugh so much I can't quite think of an answer atm, but I reckon with your nominated dress sense you'd have to watch out for the men in the white coats... Tall
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RHP User
10 years ago
I can wear what ever I want and stay single
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RHP User
10 years ago
So the goal is to remain single ....but you do want to get laid don't you? That us the reason for the meet.... And yes Funlover we have all seen your frankenfurter - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
my wedding ring
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RHP User
10 years ago
It seems to be working so far:-) Q
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On_Safari
10 years ago
Let him know I've already sussed dates for the wedding then ask if we could buy a puppy? 😝
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RHP User
10 years ago
Cuddle up to them and tell them my dream of owning that house by the seaside and that I'm feeling broody again... Or Let them know my biker boyfriend will be home in 5 mins... and he's bringing over a few mates... ... and watch them run for the hills :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!'!!!!!! Repeat until desired effect is achieved.. If not, also add.: Fist shaking, face pulling, farting, puking, , head banging, pretend guitar playing, slouching, swearing, snotting, texting, dribbling, stripping, smashing, crashing, smoking, snorting, leering, groping, cheering, singing, dancing, whistling, mooning, sniffing, humping, crying, whinging, snoring. Mrs JT2OU xx - Posted from rhpmobile
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Twisted_Mister
10 years ago
Checked flannelette shirt I've had since 1984. And ugg boots, spray painted black and white and worn on the wrong feet. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
wedding dress
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RHP User
10 years ago
Oversized jumper with pictures of cats and pentagram necklace.
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RHP User
10 years ago
on the outside of your clothes
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RHP User
10 years ago
80's style wedding dress complete with puffy sleeves, tulle train and a fresh perm. To guarantee success - don't run it through the wash after buying it from the op shop. Mmmm... Mothballs. :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
caught up in the back of your skirt/dress with toilet paper hanging out from the side of the panties. Foxy
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
I suspect, that the things a guy would need to wear to stay single would be the same things he would wear to NOT get laid, which would have the desired affect of staying single but renders the meeting pointless to start with, (unless he were only looking for a friend), in which case I could just wear my everyday, mowing the lawns type clothes, which consists of holey shirt, shorts and jandals. (yes I said jandals :) as I try & keep away from thongs as they would scare people if I were them.
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RHP User
10 years ago
My old holden panelvan
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RHP User
10 years ago
I think it may be my mouth keeping me single, not my clothes 😎
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On_Safari
10 years ago
You're just charmingly evasive?
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RHP User
10 years ago
I have 2 brothers with black belts and my dad is a cleaver-wielding master. - Posted from rhpmobile
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RHP User
10 years ago
You guys are too funny ☺️ To remain attractive wear sexy enough clothing.... Just act out ya little crazy odd ball that you know you have inside you and start a conversation with yourself nodding and agreeing maybe even arguing if you feel the urge ....while sipping on an overly decorated cocktail .... Hmm might try that ? What do you think Sweet ? Well I don't know ... Oh come on don't be so straight and boring all the time live a little ?! No don't wanna !!! 😜 😌 Hmm that went well ....🙈 P.S. Aah hey umm, what's wrong with crocs now ? 😳
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Quoting 'Single_Guy4U' I suspect, that the things a guy would need to wear to stay single would be the same things he would wear to NOT get laid, which would have the desired affect of staying single but renders the meeting pointless to start with, (unless he were only looking for a friend), in which case I could just wear my everyday, mowing the lawns type clothes, which consists of holey shirt, shorts and jandals. (yes I said jandals :) as I try & keep away from thongs as they would scare people if I were them. HA! I wear gum boots to mow the lawns....would that quality? *Actually I'm due for a new pair - leopard skin print are pretty cool* If I turned up wearing them to meet someone - think I would do more than mentally scare them for life! Foxy
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MsSuperFoxy
10 years ago
Quoting 'Funlover71' I think it may be my mouth keeping me single, not my clothes 😎 Foxy
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RHP User
10 years ago
A sock. Red Hot Chili Pepper style! SG
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Single_Guy4U
10 years ago
Gum boots would be fine. Bit hot up here to wear them but I have some and would put them on, especially if I had a date with ewe
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RHP User
10 years ago
Love is dumb,blind and deaf.
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RHP User
10 years ago
Quoting 'KindredKohl' 80's style wedding dress complete with puffy sleeves, tulle train and a fresh perm. To guarantee success - don't run it through the wash after buying it from the op shop. Mmmm... Mothballs. :P - Posted from rhpmobile
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